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Who has a funny sketch of three people (2 women 1 man)?
"Why can't the little tree walk?" "Oh, because it only has one leg. I have two.

One leg. That's great. "

"When eating steamed bread, why does steamed bread flow oil?" "Sorry, I bit it and it cried."

"Why is it raining?" "Ah, the sky is polluted by dark clouds and needs washing."

"Why do raindrops fall down instead of up?" "Because the ground falls, the ground is their mother."

"Why has the rain stopped again?" I must be tired.

"Why does it thunder?" "Wuyun is bad-tempered and quarrelsome."

"Why is the moon sometimes fat and sometimes thin?" "Sometimes he listens to his mother and eats well, and sometimes he is naughty and doesn't eat well."

"Why does the sea keep shouting?" "Some waves go too far, and the sea will call them back."

"Why do people fly?" "Because people have no wings."

"Why is the plane on the ground big and the plane in the sky small?" "To reach the sky, you must fly as fast as a bird."

"Why can't kites fly far?" "Someone took their bodies."

"Why don't I know many words?" "They didn't tell me their names."

"Why don't children have to buy tickets by tram?" "They can sit on their mother's lap."

"Why is there a night?" "The sun will rest at night."

"Why does Dad like watching football matches on TV?" "Because he can't kick himself."

"Why does the giant panda walk so slowly?" "I learned it from their parents."

"Why is the giraffe's neck so long?" "Because they always want to eat the leaves on the top of the tree."

"Who is the champion of the four wheels of the car race?" "Run forward, the wheel in front is the champion; When reversing, the wheel behind is the champion. "

"Why do people have two ears?" "Grandma said, you can go in one ear and out the other. If the light doesn't come in, it's not appropriate. "