1. Have you all seen this advertisement? At the worst, it was broadcast three times in a row. The whole story is about a tiger chasing a silly girl fiercely. She ran into the forest wearing only underwear and a piece of white sand. The silly girl ran and shouted, Why are you chasing me? Who are you chasing? I went into the forest in my underwear, but I couldn't find it. As a result, tigers become more unique. I opened my mouth and said, I want xx syrup ... I didn't understand until I saw it here. Is this xx urgent syrup a veterinary drug? Thanks to my cough, I only drank a bottle two days ago. Drink veterinary medicine can you have side effects? Spit it out quickly-ah ~ bah! ~ 2. The famous orchid ginseng cream came from a family of three in an instant, and Li Xiang's pie face occupied the whole screen as a beauty. The mouth is full of this tone: the famous orchid ginseng cream, the whole family "wipes" the fragrance, the more you wipe it, the better it looks ~ ~ wipe it, wipe it on your head! Homophony should also be clever and harmonious, which can make everyone sick and vomit. Hurry home and iron your tongue before advertising! 3. Jay Chou's xx instant noodle advertisement, dare to say that I don't hate Jay Chou, a boy, especially after listening to his "direct answer". Can abruptly destroyed a few pieces of silver, a bowl of instant noodles, silly smile, corners of the mouth still disgusting left some colorful soup, the most unique thing is that there are still a few broken instant noodles stuck on it, which makes people sick. Who dares to eat this instant noodles? If the advertisement ends here, it's fine to prove that the delicious instant noodles make Jay Chou disregard her image. People are all people when they take off their clothes. As a result, a woman "wow" jumped in front of him and added a mouth, just like a dog is so excited to see steaming shit. She wiped the residual juice from Jay Chou's lips with her fingers and sent it to her mouth ... Oh, bah ~ ~ Northeast. What do you mean by that? Understand for yourself. Don't spit after reading this advertisement, which shows that your psychological quality is super strong. The Tianqi Toothpaste family, old and young, sat together and shouted "Tianqi ~" to the camera in unison. I've seen people who call eggplant and persimmon, but I've never seen people who call Tianqi. Just shout. The first time I saw this advertisement twice, I heard: frog ~ Yes, after this family shouted these two words, rows of white teeth were exposed. 5. Buxue Oral Liquid A female reporter dressed in the 1970s loudly visited a group of old ladies: Why are you old people in such good health? The old lady blushed and laughed more frightening than Mei Chaofeng: We use blood-enriching oral liquid every day. Come on, you, those old ladies' faces are red by makeup artists, and those lips are bright. How dare this oral liquid be cosmetics? The implication is that it is unhealthy for old people not to drink this stuff? Another old lady said with a smile: You are in good health, and you won't change the 5 million prize ... I'd rather, old lady, if you really win the 5 million prize, you won't pass out like Zhao Benshan, will you? There is a similar advertisement, which seems to be from Harbin Pharmaceutical N Factory (this unlucky factory supplements calcium for artists all over China, and now it comes to supplement calcium for more working people with ulterior motives). A group of old men and women dressed in red, wiping their red faces, picked up the "Loyalty Dance" in the 1970s and sang in unison: "Let's ~ bones and skeletons! Our bones have strength ~! " It's amazing! It's not easy to see these grandparents advertising to earn two dollars, so I don't try my best. 6.k gold bracelet A woman walked down the street and thought it was a good bracelet. Hey, the chain is broken and she doesn't know where to put her hand. At this moment, a passerby stopped her watch and didn't know the time. Ask her: What time is it? This woman secretly rejoiced: Today, someone found an excuse to approach my K-gold bracelet ... Kao! I have seen shameless people, never seen such shameless people! The uncles and aunts who saw this advertisement gave you a sole to see if you would brag! 7. How did poor Lota's ear become a fool when she came to China? With a sly smile on his face, he showed a pair of big dies with a gap of one centimeter in the middle, which looked like a giant rabbit. Finally, he said, "... please use the golden voice tablet" ... I have been thinking since I saw this advertisement, what is the relationship between this big ear and the efficacy of this golden voice tablet? Or did Lota's ear shout the ball into the goal? 8. Sanjing oral liquid A woman entered the door like a stimulant and shouted, "Mom, I bought him Sanjing oral liquid." Her mother looked like a class struggle: "Sanjing oral liquid? Is it a blue bottle? " This woman is awesome *: "Of course! Sanjing oral liquid, all in blue bottles! " That tone! Cold, I feel that she developed it, don't be so awesome! 9. Chao brand washing powder Guo, a old boys, is ruined. He went straight to a group of housewives all day, and made experiments on Tide washing powder for these women seriously, making it look like a live broadcast. Who doesn't know that connecting you with these chattering women is gratitude! I hate this kind of advertisement, but it is the same as the news report. Guo, if no one asks you to make a movie, you'd better be honest and eat Goubuli steamed buns behind Feng Gong's ass! 10. Colgate toothpaste advertisement All advertisements are the same, dentists are flying all over the sky, and they are teaching.

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