Bobby's every move can't be separated from the rope. Why? (Answer: Bobby is a puppet, (I don't understand this))

Xiao Wang is a good soldier. One day, when he was on duty, he clearly saw an enemy touching him quietly. Why did he turn a blind eye? (Answer: He is aiming)

4. A student throws a coin into the air: watch a movie face up, play billiards face up, and learn when the coin stands up. (Answer: To study)

5. Two dogs race. Dog A runs fast, while dog B runs slowly. Which dog sweated a lot at the finish line? (Answer: Dogs don't sweat)

6. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? (Answer: Little Tiger) 7

7. Monkeys can break a corn every minute. How many corns can a monkey break in an orchard in five minutes? (Answer: I didn't get one)

8. Slip (hint: pay attention to homophonic) Three trees, you have to tie 10 horses, and only one horse can be tied, but not two? (answer: how to bolt? )

9. What is higher than the sky in the world? (answer: the heart is higher than the sky)

10. What is the most valuable thing missing? (answer: satellite)

1 1. Sanjinxin, Sanshui is called Miao, and three people are called Zhong, so what should the three ghosts be called? (Answer: Call for help)

12. What will the fat girl say when she is sick? (Answer: Take care of yourself)

13. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

14. Who is the greatest philosopher in China? (answer: the elderly)

15. What does Sleeping Beauty fear most? (answer: insomnia)

16. Xiaoming said to Xiaohua: I can sit where you will never sit! Where is he sitting? (Answer: Xiaohua's body)

17. No matter how similar twins are, someone will always tell them apart. Who is this man? (Answer: themselves)

18. What is the longest car in the world except the train? (Answer: Traffic jam)

19. Who is the person who works only one day a year and is not afraid of being fired? (Answer: Santa Claus)

2 1. Which race is backward? (answer: tug of war)

22. What is the relationship between your father's sister's cousin's father and your uncle's son's sister-in-law? (answer: kinship)

23. What does a dentist do? (answer: mouth)

24. Yao Ming is a nearsighted and famously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? (Answer: I can't see anything)

25. A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? (answer: wearing a life jacket)

26. What can solve all the mysteries? (Answer: Mystery)

28. Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? (Answer: March 30th every year)

29. Where does the sea not produce fish? (Answer: Ci Hai)

30. What is the biggest shadow you have seen so far? (Answer: Night, that is the shadow of the earth)

3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if you throw it into Qiantang River on September 7th? (Answer: Sink into the bottom of the river)

32. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? (Answer: What two points have been removed from the word ice)

33. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. (Answer: Diffuser)

35. What will increase by half after handstand? (Answer: Number 6)

36. Why do people go to the market? (answer: because the market can't come)

37. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? (Answer: Trees can't jump)

38. There is an order written on the paper. However, people who can read the text can never read the command. So, what is written on the paper? (Answer: Don't read this article)

39. What will happen when the air conditioner falls from the upstairs? (answer: murder weapon)

40. Why do modern people break their promises more and more? (Answer: It is certainly more convenient to make a phone call than to write a letter)

4 1. Two people live in an alley, only a few steps away. They work in the same factory, but when they go out to work every day, they always turn left and right. Why? (Answer: They live across the hall)

42. When can the net carry water? Answer: When water turns into ice, of course you can lift it with a net.

43. Where is the highest mortality rate in the world? (Answer: In bed)

44. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one can do it, and two people can't do it together. What is this for? (answer: dreaming)

45. How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times describe her? (Answer: Former public abandonment)

46. It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? (Answer: It's also three minutes, and ninety children eat at the same time)

47. What kind of wheel can only turn? (Answer: Wheels of Windmill)

48. What goes farthest every day? (Answer: Earth)

49. What is the earliest surname of China people? (a: surname list)

50. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? (answer: it will be stolen)

When is 5 1. 1+2 not equal to 3? (Answer: When the calculation is wrong)

52. When is the best time to raise your hand? (Answer: When someone points a gun at your head)

Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? (Answer: Mom carried him upstairs)

57. One thing, short in the east and long in the west, can be used by women after marriage, but not by monks (answer: male surname).

58. What is the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. (answer: diamonds)

59. Amin was bitten by mosquitoes. Can you tell me if the bigger bag was bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? (Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite)

60. In a house, there are oil lamps, heaters and fireplaces. Now, I want to light three appliances, but you only have one match. Which one should I order first? (Answer: Matches)

6 1. There are two prisoners in a cell. One of them was locked up for a year for stealing, and the other was a robber and a murderer, but only for two weeks. Why? (Answer: Because the murderer wants to drag him to live)

62. How to divide five apples between two people is the fairest? (answer: squeezed into juice)

63. Xiao Zhang was driving and accidentally bumped into a telephone pole. There was a dead man in the car when the police arrived. Xiao Zhang said it had nothing to do with him and the police believed him. Why? (answer: small hearse)

64. A fierce and hungry cat saw a mouse. Why did it run away? (Answer: Run after the mouse)

65. What is the longest nose and the second longest nose of an elephant in the zoo? (Answer: Elephant)

66. Why can't you see your footprints when you walk on the beach? (Answer: Walk backwards)

67. What animal did you kill but shed blood? (answer: mosquitoes)

68. Two fathers and sons went to buy hats. Why did they only buy three? (answer: three generations)

70. In a closely monitored exam, two students handed in the same test paper. After the examiner found out, he didn't think they cheated. What is the reason? (Answer: Both papers were handed in blank)

7 1. Aunt Zhang talked all day, but for one month she said the least. What month was that? (Answer: February)

There is a place where bad people are taught, but no police dare to take action to destroy it. What is this place (answer: detention center)

73. The news published in the newspaper may not be 100% true, but what news can never be false? (A: The year, month and day in the newspaper)

74. What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? (Answer: Open your eyes)

75. What should you do if you have a hen that lays golden eggs? (Answer: Stop dreaming)

76. A plane full of people fell from a height of 10,000 meters. Why is no one hurt? Answer: No one was injured, but they all fell dead. )

77. If we want to realize our dreams, what is the first thing we should do? (Answer: Wake up)

78. What do people dislike to eat? (answer: losing money)

79. People told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because his clothes only have zippers and no buttons.

80. set off firecrackers under your crotch-hit a military item (answer: bomb)

8 1. condoms-type a place name (answer: Baotou)

82. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? (answer: while sleeping)

83. Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to win her heart? (Answer: Credit card)

84. Xiao Wang never touches the ground when walking. Why? (Answer: Because of wearing shoes)

86. Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? (Answer: Because he is a dentist)

87. On which floor should Gai Lou be built? (Answer: Start with the basics)

88. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? (answer: it's too slow to go. )

90. What is more annoying than crows? (Answer: crow's mouth)

92. There is a person born to your parents, but he is not your brother or sister. Who is he? (Answer: yourself)

93. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? (Answer: There is room in the car)

94. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? (Answer: Brush false teeth)

95. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? (Answer: I have a headache)

96. What are the products with the same production date and effective date? (answer: newspaper)

97. Why do hospitals never accept patients? (Answer: Veterinary Hospital)

98. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns right three times, then turns back three times, and then turns right again. Where does its tail turn at this time? (answer: face the ground)

99. What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? (Answer: Take care)

100. If tomorrow is the end of the world, why do people want to commit suicide today? (Answer: Have a place in heaven)

10 1. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? (Answer: Chicken lays eggs)

102. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? (Answer: Alcohol)

104. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? (Answer: There is no water below)

105. Which tooth was last lost? (Answer: Dentures)

106. Why do two tigers fight to the death and never give up? (Answer: No one dares to stop fighting)

107. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? (Answer: One is a student and the other is a teacher)

108. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? (Answer: Frog who fouled in breaststroke)

109. How long does it take to finish Peking University? (Answer: A note clock is enough)

1 10. Xiaoming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? (Answer: Xiu Xiaoming)

1 1 1. What color are the teeth of babies born to blacks and whites? (Answer: Babies have no teeth)

1 12. There is a stick. I want to shorten it, but I can't cut it off or break it. What should I do if it becomes shorter? (Answer: Take one that looks like it)

1 13. How to write zero in Roman numerals? (Answer: Roman numerals have no zero)

1 19. Mrs. Jin has always been outspoken. What made her suddenly speak hesitatingly? (Answer: Mrs. King hesitated while eating sugar cane)

12 1. On the bus, two people are having a heated conversation, but the onlookers can't hear a word. Why? (Answer: This is a deaf-mute couple)

122. Under what circumstances is a person really at the mercy of others? (A: On the operating table)

124. Asked the doctor about the patient, the doctor only put up five fingers, and the family members cried. What is the reason? (answer: three long and two short)

125. What fakes are people willing to buy? (answer: wigs, dentures)

126. What gets dirtier the more you wash it? (answer: water)

Who is the most disobedient? (Answer: Deaf-mute)

128. A man fell into the river and struggled several times. He climbed up from the river, his clothes were all wet, but his hair was gone. Why? (Answer: Because he is bald)

130. What are the things that you obviously didn't do, but you have to be punished? (Answer: Homework)

13 1. What does everyone want? (answer: sick)

137. What does the elephant's left ear look like? (answer: right ear)

138. What books are not available in bookstores? (answer: suicide note)

14 1. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? (Answer: The driver didn't drive)

142. What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? (answer: mouth)

143. Pigs are all treasures and are of great use. What's the use of pigs for human beings? (Answer: It can also be used to call names)

144. Yan has * * 10 coins in her pocket, but she missed 10 coins. What else is in his pocket? (answer: a hole)

145. Why do women want to get married when they wear high heels? (Answer: Because wearing high heels makes others run slowly. )

146. A circle with a diameter of 10 meter was drawn on the grass. There was a cow in it, and a stake was inserted in the center. The cow is tied by a rope five meters long. Can cows eat grass outside the pen unless the rope is cut and untied? Answer: Yes, it didn't say that the cow was tied to a stake.

147. There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror. Can they see each other's faces? (Answer: Standing face to face)

148. Which tire doesn't turn when the car turns right? (Answer: Standby)

149. Xiao Wang and his parents travel abroad for the first time. His parents were obviously at a loss because of the language barrier. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages. He is not deaf, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience like in his own country. Why? (Answer: Xiao Wang is a baby)

150. What comes often but never really comes? (Answer: Tomorrow)

15 1. You just call its name and it will be destroyed. What is this? (answer: silence)

152. You don't need to work hard at typing. (answer: doze off)

153. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? (answer: typo)

156. Heart-changing operation failed. The doctor asked the dying patient if he had any last words to explain. Guess what he would say? (Answer: Actually, you don't understand my heart)

157. Xiao Ming was not nervous when he found that his room had been stolen. Why? (Answer: That's someone else's room)

158. A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? Answer: He was scared to death in midair.

159. What's the difference between chess and Go? Answer: The less you play chess, the more you play Go.

160. A chicken and a goose are put in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? (Answer: Penguin)

16 1. (Answer: Not dumb)

164. Wenwen is washing clothes, but after washing for a long time, her clothes are still dirty. Why? (Answer: She is washing other people's clothes)

165. There was a man wearing a helmet with a fan tied to it, an electric fan in his left hand, a kettle in his right hand and skates on his feet. Where is he going? (answer: mental hospital)

166. Can people living in Hong Kong be buried in Guangzhou?

167. Xiao Li knows the answer to the test paper. Why does she often see her classmates? (Answer: Xiao Ming is a teacher)

168. Which official not only doesn't get paid, but also pays his own money? (answer: the groom's tube)

169. What can hold two tigers in one mountain? (answer: a man and a woman)

170. Where are the big and small places? (answer: toilet)

172. Who hasn't read the book? (answer: gobbledygook)

173. Under what circumstances do people tear their hair? (answer: cremation)

175. Why is a bottle of medicine marked highly toxic harmless to people? (answer: as long as you don't drink)

178. What kind of bamboo doesn't grow in soil? (answer: firecrackers)

179. What chicken has no wings? (answer: prostitute or frog)

182. What are the main reasons for divorce? (Answer: Married)

184. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? (Answer: No one knows)

186. Why are most Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? (Answer: There is no Amitabha in the south)

187. Who is sick and never sees a doctor? (answer: blind)

188. Why do blacks like white chocolate? (Answer: I'm afraid of biting my hand)

189. What's the name of a beautiful woman who doesn't have children after marriage and is afraid of going out of shape? (answer: peerless beauty)

190. Is there anything in the world that can carry people at a speed close to 2000 km/h without refueling or other fuels? (Answer: Earth)

19 1. What was the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve this year? (Answer: My own feet)

194. Snails only need one minute from Shanghai to Beijing. Why? (Answer: On the map)

195. Beat the dog to see the owner, and beat the tiger to see what? (Answer: See if you have seed)

196. What word should I put in the position of Wu, Ren, Wang, O and My O? (answer: it should be west! Because the first few words are one, two, three, five)

198. What does a sailor who has been wandering in the vast sea for more than half a year want to do next after he sets foot on the mainland? (Answer: Step on the other foot)

200. When can the cow's tongue and tail be together? (answer: in the restaurant)

20 1. what else can I borrow (a: excuse me)

204. What is the biggest regret after Adam and Eve got married? (Answer: No one came to the wedding reception)

205. A signboard suddenly fell from a height and hit five people walking side by side. Why are only three people injured? (Answer: Because it is the M logo of McDonald's)

206. Every couple has absolute similarities in their lives. What is that? (Answer: I got married on the same day in the same year)

207. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? (Answer: It looks like a sheep)

2 10. What happens when white clothes are soaked in yellow water? (Answer: The clothes are wet)

2 15. what is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? (Answer: My own funeral)

2 16. That big man is peeing ... Guess one thing (answer: Hua helps the second child))

How did Lin Daiyu die?

It was a fall. . A sister Lin fell from the sky. .

Where is the highest mortality rate? (The answer is in bed)

1, you tell her that a scientist has made an important discovery, and you can't spit out your tongue when you pull your ears ~ ~ You must be deep when you speak. Let's talk about other aspects first. It's best to talk about some real scientific discoveries first and suddenly say this.

When she did this. . . Exaggerated call her: "puppy."

Ask her first, a pig ran past and saw one end of the wall hit the wall. Why? (Pigs don't have brain teasers)

Then ask again. . A pig came running, saw the wall and went around. Why? (Pigs have brain teasers)

6. In ancient times, there was a benzene man who asked him if he knew anything. Do you know his name? She will definitely say that she doesn't know, and then you will tell her deeply that she is the stupid person. Haha)

9.a: Besides people, what animal likes to ask "why"?

I don't know.

A: It's a pig!

B: Why?

Ha! ! !

1 1. Ask her if she has heard the story that a fool says yes, an idiot says no, and a mentally retarded person doesn't talk?