There are worse things than death. If you stay with the insurance broker for one night, you will know what I mean.
2) Which is better to love or be loved? If your cholesterol value exceeds 600, neither is good.
3) If you are a coward, it is easy to do something.
4) People are divided into spirit and body. Spirit contains all lofty pursuits, such as poetry or philosophy. The body enjoys all the happiness.
5) For example, some people make movies, they enjoy the process of making movies, and then have a party after the premiere. Some directors like to read reviews and get attention at the Oscars. He and his staff really enjoyed the process. They are not superficial people. I miss that kind of fun, but my feelings are not so strong. When I finish one work, I will immediately continue to create the next one, and I don't care about anything else. I am very happy to be able to continue to create without any praise or criticism.
6) I took an existential exam. I didn't write any answers, and I got points.
7) My brain is my second favorite organ.
8) Oh, he may be a member of the National Rifle Association, which is dedicated to helping criminals get guns to shoot citizens. So this is a public service.
9) The French have two misunderstandings about me. First, just because I wear glasses, they think I am an intellectual; Secondly, they always think that I am an artist, because my films always lose money.
10) He worships new york. He adores it? He is like a duck to water in the rush crowd and busy traffic? New york is his city and will always belong to him.
I hate reality, but this is still the best place to eat good steak.
2) The food here is terrible, and the amount of one serving is too small.
3) There are two kinds of people in the world: good people sleep soundly at night, and bad people enjoy waking hours more.
4) My love life is terrible. The last time I entered a woman's body was to visit the Statue of Liberty.
5) I don't deserve this award, but I have diabetes? I shouldn't have that disease either.
6) I was ugly when I was a child. I didn't have this face until I grew up.
7) As a person who has made ill-gotten gains, the latter is too suspicious and never lets people from new york follow him. When walking in the street, he often turns and spins quickly.
We live in an overindulgent society. Pornography has never been so ubiquitous, and the lighting of that movie is really poor! We are people who lack clear goals and will never learn to love. We lack a leader and a consistent plan, have no spiritual center, drift with the tide in the universe, and exert appalling violence on each other out of depression and pain. Fortunately, we haven't lost the proper restrictions. In a word, there are obviously endless opportunities and traps in the future. The trick is to avoid the trap, seize the opportunity and go home before 8 o'clock.
9) The most exciting sentence is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.
10) I didn't marry my first lover because there was a serious religious conflict between us. She is an atheist and I am an agnostic.
I am a good lover, because I often practice on myself.
12) Cheating in the metaphysics exam was expelled from school? I peeked into the soul of another classmate.
13) by the way, the main problem about death is the fear of no afterlife? This is a depressing idea, especially for those who take pains to shave. At the same time, there is a fear that there will be an afterlife, but no one knows where to live. On the bright side, however, death is one of the few things that you just need to lie down easily.
14) Being loved is different from being loved, because one can be loved far away. However, to truly love someone, the most fundamental thing is to squat behind the curtain and share a room with that person.
15) When the Oscar jury called me, I panicked. I thought they wanted the Oscar they gave me back. The pawnshop has been closed for some time.
16) I am not and have never been a murderer! Not even interested in it as a hobby.
17) I don't believe in an afterlife, but I still take a change of underwear with me.
18) in bed, it's just a temporary indulgence. The lingering parties may not care who the other party is at all, but just covet temporary pleasure; The one under the bed really experienced a true love and cared too much about who that person was and when it was him.
19) To you, I am an atheist; To God, I am a loyal opponent.
20) Consumerism leads to many new products and eccentric fashions. Aromatic fabric? A person who wants to buy ordinary clothes, in front of arrogant salesmen, consumes a cynical, eccentric and fashionable aesthetic. Many salespeople who are eager for quick success and instant benefit are like this. A salesman is an empty shell who just wants to make money. Consumers should have their own ideas and not be fooled by empty shells.
How can I believe in God? Last week, my tongue got stuck in the drum of an electric typewriter!
2) I am a star this year. What about next year? Could it be a black hole?
3) 80% of success is now.
I don't believe in an afterlife. If there is, I will bring more pairs of underwear. If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
5) I don't believe in science, which is a dead end of intelligence. I believe in sex and death.
6) There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance broker?
7) Now, all her blood has solidified, and she sees a huge shadow on the wall. Her heart kept beating and she almost cried. Just then, she saw that the shadow was herself. So she decided to lose weight and then called the police.
8) In my family, I am the boss and my wife is just the decision maker.
9) Inertia leads to two-thirds of marriages. And love caused the remaining one-third of the marriage.
I can't listen to too much Wagner music. I have the impulse to conquer Poland.
1 1) My reaction ability is poor. Once, I was knocked down by a car pushed by two people.
12) I don't believe in life after death, but I will bring a change of underwear.
13) Don't take death as the end point. Think of it as a really effective way to cut expenses.
14) One of the biggest regrets in life is that you are not others.
15) If you want to be a good lover, you must be strong and gentle.
16) The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension, while love causes tension.
17) As we all know, Rome has been watching for centuries. Open the turkey hot sandwich? The head of lewdness. Only after the Reformation did many sandwiches have to be closed and reopened. /kloc-in the 0/4th century, religious paintings first described the situation that overweight people were sent to hell, wandering and eating only salads and yogurt. Spaniards are particularly cruel. During the inquisition, anyone who puts crab meat in avocados may be put to death.
18) Lions and calves will lie together, but calves won't sleep too much.
19) I have no fun most of the time. The rest of the time I was not happy at all.
20) I've been wondering if there will be an afterlife. If so, can I change a twenty-dollar bill there?
2 1) I don't know what the question is, but sex is definitely the answer.
22) I am a star this year. What about next year? Could it be a black hole?
23) I have never been an intellectual, but that's what I look like.
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
25) Just for economic reasons, money is better than no money.
26) Love is the answer. But while you are waiting for the answer, sex will ask several good questions.
27) But it is not the essential extension of ontology.
28) Everyone is mortal and Socrates is mortal, so everyone is Socrates, which means everyone is gay.
29) Our life depends on what method we choose to distort it.