Life is about having fun. I'll share a healthy classic joke with you. I hope you are happy.

Life is funny, and I feel very hurt.

1. Call your buddy in the morning. He is in a meeting.

I said to him:? Call me back when it is convenient for you?

As a result, I waited for a day and got a call from him when I was going to sleep at night.

I joked:? Yo, buddy, you've been busy recently, so now you have time to call back. ?

He said:? It's only convenient for me now.

It is said that one of them is too fat. When buying tickets, the airline said it was necessary to buy two tickets.

He thought for a moment, since the two positions are wider together, it is quite cool to sit up.

When he finally boarded the plane, the airline did give him two seats, one in the seventh row and the other in the ninth row. . .

3. Sales staff:? Good news! Good news! The new bestseller, buy one and get one free. ?

After a customer bought it, he cursed: Nima, one is the original and the other is the corrigendum. ?

4. Go lovers say:? In all sports, Go players are the most comfortable, because they can drink water as long as they are thirsty. ?

Swimming enthusiasts:? No, swimmers can drink water. ?

Go lovers:? That's bath water. ?

A cold joke about money-related life

1, don't mess with me, I'll be lucky in a month. 52. China has won more than a dozen good voice awards, some of which are money. My landlord travels all over the country and has friends all over the world. In addition, my son is familiar with three policemen, Li, Zhang and Wang, because he often opens a room. Don't mess with me

2. The child asked the rich man: Uncle, why are you so rich?

The rich man said: When my uncle was a child, he noticed that the mineral water downstairs was cheaper than the basketball court, so he bought water from downstairs and sold it to the stadium, earning ten yuan a month.

The child said: I seem to understand.

The rich man said, I don't know anything! I used this ten dollars to buy lottery tickets and won ten million!

3. The teacher asked the students:? You study so badly, how can you find a job in the future?

? Teacher, how much do you earn a month?

? More than 3000?

? Hehehe, my two houses charge 60 thousand a month. Talk about the future?

4. If a poor boy pretends to be rich and falls in love with you, and then you find out. How would you react?

90% of the candidates: Resolutely sever the relationship, honesty is one of the most important qualities.

If a rich man pretends to be poor and falls in love with you, then you find out. How would you react?

90% of candidates: continue dating. I love his people, not his money.

Funny stories are hilarious, I am shocked!

1、? Is it 1 10?

? No, old man. Is this 1 19?

? Oh, I want to find the fire alarm?

? Call us for the fire alarm, old man. What happened?

? I don't know where my dad got angry. He's crazy. I can't cure him! ?

? This? In this case, it is best to find 1 10.

? He set the quilt on fire?

2.200 yuan bought a breast enlargement and fattening device online, and received it yesterday. It turns out that Nima is a magnifying glass! The shameless seller also hypocritically posted a warning label on it: it can't be used in the hot sun.

3. A rich second generation parked his luxury car in front of the street grocery store, bought a drink in the store and got on the bus. Suddenly, an old lady was lying in front of the car, and the rich second generation came forward and asked her: Grandma, what's wrong with you?

The old lady said:? I don't feel well. Your car knocked me down. I won't get up until I pay 10 thousand 8 thousand ? .

The rich second generation said that the old lady just couldn't get up.

Can't help it, he took out his mobile phone and called his father? Dad, you put 500 thousand in my bank card, and I'm going to run over an old lady with my car.

After his words, the old lady got up and left, cursing as she walked. MD is really cruel, too TM!

4. An Australian company recently launched 22K gold toilet paper, which can let local tyrants practice with actions? Treat money like dirt? Use wealth as toilet paper and wash it away.

If this is not perfect, local tyrants can also buy one online? Golden pills? After taking it, the excrement will become? Shining like gold? .

-local tyrants, your money has a place to use.

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