Humor to lose weight and send a friend circle copy (78 selected sentences) 1. There are many people around you who care about you, so just bear it. 2. Beautiful, that's a must! However, you should also have a brain. There are many ways to lose weight. I mean, there are others. Choose one that makes you happiest and most persistent! Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never lose weight, and I will never lose weight. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold my complete personality. I hope to win a person's heart, and I don't want to leave each other. This clear word mocks my lonely self. 6. If you say I'm fat, I'm thin! You called me ugly, and I had plastic surgery! You say I'm poor, I earn! Do you think I will choose you when I am thin, beautiful and rich? 7. People who can't control their mouths should not make a fuss about losing weight! Damn it! Fat man! 8. If you don't lose weight in winter, you will be sad in spring, sad in sunny days and sad in autumn. 9. Every girl who says she wants to lose weight has a bite to eat! 10. We are obese, obese with overnutrition. It won't hurt to eat less. 1 1. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it. 12. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight, but my wallet is thin when I want to gain weight? 13. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will not lose weight, nor will I lose weight decisively. 14. How many intersections have you passed and how many sighs have you heard? I'm serious, and you don't know what to do. 15. Girls must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no way forward (money)! No matter how capable you are, you are only a fat man. 16. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat! 17. You should cheer for yourself and prove to yourself and some idiots that even if you were fat before, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day. 18. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig? 19. Prove your potential: Can you lose weight? What can't you do? No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't expect me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry. 2 1. Love makes people numb, and marriage makes people numb. Experiencing love is like eating chocolate Even if you don't have to spend money on chocolate, losing weight still costs money. 22. If you tell me that you can't stand being hungry and ask me what to do, I can only say that you should not lose weight. 23. I saw my good friend say that I was exhausted from eating hot pot tonight and failed to lose weight. Then I clicked in and liked it. 24. I want to fall in love! Be the most beautiful bride! 25. Lose weight, lose weight, and the less you lose, the fatter you get. 26. I want to be thin and light up all the obscene fat people. 27. Thin people are clamoring to lose weight, top students are complaining that they have failed the exam again, and local tyrants are frowning and crying for poverty. Life is so hypocritical. 28. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds. 29. No matter how fat you are, your boyfriend won't want you! 30. If you don't forbid it, you will envy others all your life! 3 1. Many gynecological diseases are related to obesity. 32. Sister, fat people have no future! Fat people have no future! Slim down before you speak! 33. Be thin or die, or let us die fat. You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite. 35. Don't grin when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man! 36. I have a heart for knowledge, but I have a failed life; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods. Horizontal criticism: I can't help myself. I just like those ugly but thin women around me to wear beautiful clothes that you can't wear? 38. Female students must love themselves. Just remember: Fat people have no way forward (money)! No matter how capable you are, you are only a fat man. 39. No matter how many handsome guys can stop me from losing weight, I can't win your heart if I don't lose weight. 40. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you are afraid of too much pain, don't start. If there is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it. 4 1. Hang on, don't eat, how dare you eat when you are so fat! 42. Men quit smoking just like women lose weight. There will always be tomorrow. 43. Weigh when you are hungry and want to eat, and ensure that you are full on the spot. 44. When you lead a guest to the sofa, you won't talk about him because of the two big pits on it. You know I feel inferior because I am fat, but you tell me to lose weight! 46. Stomach ache. I have a stomachache. I have a stomachache. Stomach pain is a bird. Thin is king. Many times, it's not that we can't lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong. 48. My obesity is temporary, and it's easy to lose weight: your short stature is lifelong, and it's hard to increase it. 49. Thin people are clamoring to lose weight, top students are complaining that they failed the exam again, and local tyrants are frowning and crying. How can I live? 50. What if you love to eat more and eat less? Can I die? 5 1. If you don't lose weight in August, no one will chase you when school starts. 52. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand! 53. I am not afraid of becoming a devil. 54. If you are not full, how can you lose weight? 55. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely reward you! If there is an afterlife, I would like to make a bar of soap, so I don't have to worry about losing weight. 57. foodies always want to lose weight during the summer vacation when they are at school. Now you should realize that you have to reduce your interest and interest? You must have lost weight now. No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't expect me to call you fat, stop eating from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry. 59. No way! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime! 60. It has been painful for some days, don't let those efforts be in vain! 6 1. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan. 62. Sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you. 63. The key to losing weight is hunger, and exercise is the most useless, but at most it is an aid. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible. 64. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a delicious mouth. 65. People have lost their waists and bottoms. Why do we have to start with brain cells? 66. How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life? 67. I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves. It's not that we don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong. 69. I left the meat, but I still can't bear to leave you, little fresh meat. 70. You must push yourself! Can't die! 7 1. People who come face to face turn around because of appreciation rather than curiosity. 72. Only by eating a little properly can you lose weight. 73. Losing weight is not so easy. Every piece of meat has its temper. 74. Inadvertently, another bite of oil. 75. You will always be a fat man wearing outdated clothes! 76. I think I can cut down such waste wood, why can't you! Yes! 77. Either be thin! Or die! 78. Hunger is the key to losing weight. Exercise is useless, but at most it is an aid. You want to lose weight just by exercising, that's impossible!