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How wild is Little Red Book?
For a long time, I always thought that Little Red Book was the base camp of the contemporary rich second generation. As an ordinary user, it is a blessing to enter this App without capital verification.

After all, there are not many apps that allow me to chew a piece of feed from 20 yuan and spy on the happy life of the rich. The little red book at least let me know that Michelin is not just producing tires.

Just like Maslow's needs, people who are still struggling with their physical needs are basically considered to be reproductive isolation in the face of high-level gaps.

However, there are always exceptions. Even in Zhihu, where the average per capita is 985, occasionally someone will jump out and say, "Actually, I just graduated from junior high school, you garbage." .

In the little red book, the front page is full of Michelin restaurants, beauty cosmetics, luxury goods, bags and luxury cars. Everything is wonderful except for the occasional enema.

"It's like getting dressed after shaving and going to the National Grand Theatre to see the local flavor. The strong contrast makes you still want to double-click 666. "

This is the other side of the little red book, although the underwear of the rich second generation has been stripped.

As a snack in old Beijing, enema has a new definition at this time, so I say how it tastes like shit.

In the little red book, enema represents the daily needs of big girls for thinness. Compared with old Beijing snacks and enema in anorectal hospital, the enema patterns in Xiaohongshu are more delicious than M beans.

Clear water irrigation is just the beginning. Yin-yang irrigation, fruit irrigation and coffee irrigation are old players' paradise lost, just like the fruit star X music, coffee star X music and vanilla star X music you drink.

I once doubted the function of enema before, but later I found that enema is as broad and narrow as relativity.

According to Xiaohongshu's description, yin-yang irrigation in a broad sense is to mix cold boiled water last night with hot water this morning, and add some salt to drink. The fruit filling is to mix the fruit with sesame oil and then juice it.

In a narrow sense, enema is to give yourself a real enema with an enema device and various liquids. This is a big step for human beings to explore the mysteries of the body.

Coffee in a narrow sense is filled with a special coffee enema. Although its unit price is four times that of Star X grams of American coffee, the big girls bravely poured it into their intestines.

A little red book big V said that every time she has a hydrotherapy enema, she will inject 2000 ml of homemade liquid, which is equivalent to four bottles of Coca-Cola. Then the stool is discharged in kilograms.

"I was curious to ask her what she used to weigh the stool and found that she had painted it black."

If enema is on the edge of modern medicine, then the rubber band that stimulates acupoint to lose weight is the body of traditional medicine that steps on the soles of modern medicine and cushions it below.

Different from the physical weight loss method of enema, rubber band slimming therapy has many magical places. Every rubber band is as versatile as Harry Potter's wand. It can thin face, waist, ass, legs and anything.

Eliminate masseter muscle in five minutes, and lose 80 kg in 10 day. When people are exhausted and can only defecate by enema for a few kilograms a day, you have lost weight painlessly with rubber bands, and lost 90 kilograms in 10 day.

This is the power of magic.

Of course, the rubber band is not tied blindly, and fiddling without looking at the technical explanation will undoubtedly make my younger brother skip all the novice tutorials.

In the little red book, the same tendon has different technical details in different positions. This is respect for rubber bands.

For example, stovepipe and hip lifting, although only one finger and two fingers are tied, are almost the difference between eating and eating shit for a rubber band expert.

But it doesn't matter what you eat, just fill it in. A rubber band supports two dollars, and you can harvest the whole body shaping by tying it to your hand every day. What kind of bike do you want?

If the younger brothers are still joking about massage and breast enhancement, the girls in Little Red Book have created a delicate little V face for themselves by means of "osteopathic massage".

After losing weight with rubber bands, force the gym to death, and then force all plastic surgery hospitals to death with osteopathic massage.

The essence of this osteopathic massage is to imagine your face as a piece of mud you played with when you were a child. All you need to do is apply essential oil to your hands and keep kneading and heating to soften the dough, so that you can shape your face into any shape you want.

You can slim your chin, reduce your cheekbones and trim your nose, as long as you have hands.

They believe that under the pressure of massage day after day, the original generous chin will become sharp as a knife, and the original flat nose will become towering like a mountain.

If you kowtow to Stephen Chow in "Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang", the effect will be better. After all, it is Tang Bohu's unique skill to give me back my drifting fist.

But if you are short and long, it is useless to look good. The three major obsessions of contemporary youth are: increasing height, preventing hair loss and not losing sleep. Among them, the increase is the most difficult, and the difficulty is basically equivalent to making love at the top of Mount Everest.

Until I met Little Red Book.

You can find 460,000 comments by searching for height in Little Red Book, and 50,000 comments by searching for height. Among them, the person with the highest praise jumped from 155cm to 173cm within two months.

There are many ways for college girls to increase their height. Yoga is to pull on the yoga mat and pose various anti-ergonomic postures.

It is said that the inspiration comes from One Piece Luffy.

The method of adding medicine is to make up for it with calcium tablets of milk powder and growth hormone. Eating a bottle can make the big girls grow to 1.5 cm height.

Of course, the most wild method is postpartum heightening. We don't understand the principle, mainly because we have no culture.

It probably means that the golden period after delivery is long and high, and you can jump 5 cm a month after delivery. Don't try if you can't afford a child.

Shakespeare said: "There are no unknowable things in the world, only things that have not yet been recognized." ?

Unfortunately, these things may not be mysterious beauty solutions, but for beauty, some people can fight to what extent at all costs.