3. Don't swim! You will get fatter and fatter!
The fifth floor can't bear me, so I can only live on the first floor.
God smiled as soon as the fat man lost weight.
6. Haven't you lost weight? Why do you still eat meat?
7. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.
8. Take the fat road and let others lose weight!
9. Don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.
10, look in the mirror when you are hungry, you fat bitch!
1 1, 160 is coming, can 180 be far behind?
12. Sorry, classmate, your face is squeezing me.
13, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.
14, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.
15, fat people are not eligible to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
16, you go first and leave the rest to me!
17, how to lose weight after eating such a big breakfast?
18, I can roll over at such a short distance.
19. Those who don't stop eating now will reap 10 Jin tomorrow.
20. What happened to that fat man? Fat people also have personalities!
2 1, are you on a whim? See how long you can last.
22. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.
23. Can you believe that I can eat all these before sweating?
24. You've lost weight for so long, why haven't you changed?
25, (pointing to the stomach) here, full of memories.
26. What is love in the world? The fat man replied: food!
27. (pointing to the belly) Here, full of dreams.
When the typhoon came, people and trees around were blown away.
29, even nutrition can not live, is the scum of mankind.
30. An inclusive woman is talking about me.
3 1, it is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and uneducated!
32. You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here!
33. You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.
34. If a woman is not cruel to herself, a man will be cruel to her.
Thanks to my being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
36. (pointing to the belly) Here, full of sincerity.
You should have more self-control in order to love your friends.
38. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.
39. lose weight? If you don't start from black, you will be fat. How can I lose weight?
40. You can try Korean slimming stickers, which are thinner.
4 1. Seeing your face reminds me of two cities, Dalian and Taiyuan.
42. People who love you are afraid that you are too thin, and people who know you are afraid that you are too fat.
43. It doesn't matter if people are fat, but the problem of not being fat is big.
44. My friend lost 3 pounds after drinking detox juice. You can also try.
45. There is a diet pill that is particularly useful. My friend lost weight after eating it.
46, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.
47. Can you turn your face to one side? It blocked my signal. Thank you.
48. Don't just dream about how thin you are and don't work hard!
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
50. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't eaten Gaga for a long time!
5 1, your boyfriend will only get angry if he is thin as firewood!
52. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to see!
53. Fat people have no future. No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!
54, not good! The boat is leaking! Jack, you evacuate everyone. I sealed off this place.
55. Women will never have a thin standard. Just tell people you're fat.
56. Many people interpret generosity as pregnancy.
57. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat! .
58. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!
59. If you want to prove it to others, I can! Where is your ambition?
60. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
6 1, aren't you afraid of gaining muscle by exercising like this? Girls are all muscles. How ugly!
62. Regard obesity as the enemy of losing weight, and endure tears in minutes.
63. What's the difference between people who can't control their appetite and animals?
64. No matter how thin you are, as long as you don't control the rebound, you will be absolutely successful!
65.let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?
66. Pig fat can also sell more money. Can you sell money when you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.
Please give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.
68. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.
69. If God can make me grow ten centimeters taller, I will exchange it at the cost of losing ten pounds.
70. Youth is only once, and you can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!
7 1, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!
72, really fat, dare to face the upturned pole, dare to increase the burden on the sister!
73. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.
74. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you are afraid that you almost died of obesity.
75. How can a woman control her life if she can't even control her weight?
The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.
77. Some people are pretending to lose weight, some are following the trend, and some just want to laugh at others.
78. My sister's dream at the moment is to slim down into a popsicle and kill those anxious fat people.
There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.
80. One method is particularly useful. Eat only fruits and raw vegetables for a week to keep thin.
8 1, the meaning of being fat is not how much you eat or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.
82. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. When I lose weight, I will definitely repay you.
83. Other women can lose weight. Why not? Are you an idiot? Should you be born a fat pig?
84. Don't you die early in the sports meeting every day? You see, turtles never exercise and can live to be a hundred years old!
85. The heart is there, the meat is there, and there is true love in the world. If you lose weight, you will definitely fail. Just come back after losing weight!
Please cherish the thin people around you, because if a strong wind blows one day, they will disappear.
87. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.
Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?
89. Did the leaves leave because of the chasing of the wind or the failure to retain the trees? Neither! It's because fat people are climbing trees!
90, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, and at most it is auxiliary. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
9 1, big s is a banana a day, eat for 3 weeks. So you see, just bear it. Others can. Why can't you?
92. Originally this year, I was going to thin into a flash of lightning and blind your eyes, but I didn't want to become a solid wall and block your sight.
93. If you want to be thin, you have to pay the price. If you can't stand it, continue to mix in the ranks of fat people. Anyway, there are so many fat people in the world, and you are not bad.
94. You should refuel yourself. Prove it to yourself and some idiots. Even if you used to be fat, you will lose weight and become beautiful one day.
95. If you also have a friend who likes to lose weight but doesn't, please cherish TA, because you may never know when you will gain weight.
No one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat from now on. Drink water and sleep when you are hungry.
97. Don't buy new clothes before you lose weight! Don't do your hair before you lose weight! You have always been a fat man with dirty gas clothes!
98. Being thin must pay a price. Don't start if you are afraid of suffering too much. There is no good way, just bear it. Don't ask me how to endure it, just don't eat it.
99. When your desire for a good figure is far greater than your desire for food, you can successfully lose weight. You can't reduce it because your desire for beauty is not strong enough.
100, if you think I am fat, I will lose weight. If you say I'm not beautiful, I'll get dressed. However, I am thin and beautiful, will I still be with you? It's not that I'm too vain You taught me.
Interesting quotation
1. People come and go saying that you two are crazy, but you have to say: our image spokesperson, Haier Brothers.
Look at your face, it's a pimple on your face, and it's also a rash with a mask during SARS.
A flock of geese fly south and jump west when they see your face. Look how scary your face is.
4. Ah, nothing, but I suddenly thought of you when I went to the grave on Qingming Day. So many people are dead, why don't you die?
I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.
6. Maybe you can contribute to the study of exotic species in China.
7. You should be pulled out of the henhouse and put in jail at once!
8. Frankly speaking, you can set up a brothel.
9. I'm not perfect, but I naturally admit it. What about you?
10. If someone scolds you, say it and say it again! Say it again if you can. If he says it again, say it. That's cute. He will scold you if you say it. Say it again if you can. If he doesn't talk, you can say it, but you dare not. Don't be so arrogant in the future, and then you can go.
1 1. A new generation of washing powder, a new generation of people! A new generation of dog men and women do-love can't close the door! Why don't you close the door? There is a man outside the door! What are men like? Just like you!
12. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your fault to run out and scare people!
13. Your mother is loved by everyone! ~! See you in the car! ~! ~ open the coffin when you see your mother!
14. Call you stupid, treat your vest as underpants, say you have a son, and treat your underpants as a vest! ! Haha ~ ~ absolutely a fool!
15. No matter what the other person says, you always answer that you have vegetables between your teeth.
16. If the other person says, nonsense, I didn't eat food today, you are surprised to say it was yesterday, and so on.
17. Because that is very common, if the other party speaks first. Funny quotations teach you to calm down and curse.
18. Look at the clothes you wear every day. Why don't you do something?
19. You are still pursuing fashionable hairstyles. Would you please look at your score of 38?
20. Nongfu Spring, which contains a bottle of its own tap water every day, still feels quite petty.
2 1. Said my man is a man with two legs, short of oil. It seems that your man is a three-legged toad.
22. Don't always live in Hibika. Your family is hungry. Go find Wang Cai next door.
23. You can say, do you want to eat? I can help you dig.
24. Don't always ask others why they don't want to talk to you, because it's too difficult for them to talk to you. Can you believe it?
I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.
26. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?
27. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I don't think it matters if you have three layers outside your face.
28. If someone scolds you, you can say, I don't have a sister.
29. Did you treat dichlorvos as cola and let your head drink it at 80 cents and 12 Jin?
30. It's a pity that you don't go to the army. You are so ugly that more than half of you will die if you put it on the battlefield.
3 1. Even the nuclear bomb has been saved. If you had been born a few years earlier, there would not have been the Nanjing Massacre.
32. If I want to have a child, I must let you teach him, and I must teach him history. Look at your face, China will remember five thousand years.
Go home and look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.
Your parents are happy because of you, because you are too much like them, and you are not like a bought child.
35. You and your dad are standing on Qianmenlouzi Street in winter, with cigarettes in their mouths.
36. You are definitely your mother's own, otherwise how could your mother raise you such an asshole!
37. Do you want someone to hit me? Call out all the cats and dogs in your village.
38. Don't talk about her like that. She has a flower at the head of the village, but since she was a flower, cow dung has disappeared.
Don't swear easily, just put your mother in your pocket.
40. If the teacher hadn't said that littering was not allowed anywhere, I would have thrown you away.
4 1. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
42. Say I am jealous of you. Dry your tears and have a look.
43. I have nothing to show off in an ostentatious manner except that I am less shameless than you.
44. You mean your old mother has so many beautiful women? Do you feel good if your old mother hurts you? There are so many coquettish 13.
45. I want to talk to you about quality, but I can't stand you even if I endure shit and urine.
46. Do you deserve to talk about quality? Are you afraid of your mouth rotting? What are the skills of barking dogs? If you really bite me, it will be awesome.
47. Seeing you hanging out with men every day, who loves to watch you throw bones at you?
48. I think you are doing well now. Don't forget what kind of dog you were.
49. Seeing that you are getting weaker every day, I immediately understand what a young lady's body is like.
If you are educated by your mother, you will be taught how to stab others.
Fatty's quotations
1, take the fat road and let others lose weight!
2, I always feel that the bed, paved too neatly, will feel a little old. Well, it's still messy and energetic.
Be thin when you die, and swear not to stop until you reach your goal. Only in this way can we lose weight.
4, you give me hold on! Don't even eat! Tender and fat, dare to eat!
5, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.
6. Without a healthy arrangement, you will be slim and hungry with persistent efforts.
7, long time no see, you are fat if two people!
8. I wish I had time to walk around more! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man.
9. Jolin Tsai, people worked so hard, they were still in college, and they didn't eat anything. People are human, so we shouldn't feel sorry for ourselves.
10, people who don't dislike me when I am fat, and I will definitely repay you when I am thin.
1 1. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
12, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of meat has its temper.
13, did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.
14, youth is only once, we can't waste it! We should have gorgeous youth!
15, I am getting more and more blessed.
16, no one can help you, you can only rely on yourself. If you don't want me to call you fat, don't eat when you are hungry, drink water and sleep!
17, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.
18, pants are thin again.
19, where did you buy the bed you slept in? I want to buy one. There will be more families in the future, and it is not bad for four or five people to squeeze a bed.
20. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.
2 1, don't swim You will get fatter and fatter!
22. The three most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that you have lost weight.
23, according to the principle of thermal expansion and contraction, I call this hot!
24. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.
25. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.
26. I have been suffering for some days, don't let those efforts be in vain!
27. Students invited to jump rope in the corridor, and their stomachs were too protruding. Hit your knees when you jump up and hit your face when you land.
Don't try to catch up with me The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.
I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.
30. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.
3 1 Actually, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.
32. Sorry, classmate, your face is squeezing me.
33. Don't focus on it, find something to do, and don't always think about whether you will not lose the same year. The mentality is important.
34. Do you want to be fat all your life? Want to be laughed at all your life? Want to lift your head for life?
35. Since ancient times, there have been no charming mothers on the Internet. There are several pairs of mandarin ducks and perverted pheasants.
36. I'm just pretending to be fat.
37. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
38. Don't just dream about how thin you are and don't work hard!
People who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.
40. Women will never have a thin standard. Just tell people you're fat.
4 1, I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by allergies to life!
42. study hard and get fat every day!
43. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
44. If you are hungry, look in the mirror, you fat bitch!
45. Wow, I haven't seen you fuck my little nigger for days.
46. What's wrong with Fatty? Fat people also have personalities!
47. When a fat man meets another fat man, the saddest thing is: Where did you buy this dress and it fits you so well?
48. Don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.
49. It doesn't matter if people are fat, but the problem of not being fat is big.
50. Never mind whether others are optimistic or bad, as long as you have the courage to come with me.
5 1, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.
52. The fifth floor can't bear me, so I have to live on the first floor.
53. Fat people can't beat others, but they can't run. Naturally, they have a good temper. Open-minded, cheerful, easy-going and carefree are all descriptions of our fat people.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. It's not important to have real skills, but appearance is also important. Girls must love themselves.
I can turn over in such a short distance.
Just remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind, he is just a good fat man.
It's good to see people holding watermelons, so I'm glad to see you.
58. I plan to open a fitness center in the future. Remember to sign up
59. Nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory, so your overweight degree is not satisfactory.
60. It's no use being so fat. I wonder if pork is seriously healthy now?
6 1, Fei Kuang is really fat, rolling towards Wang Ling like a ball, standing in front of her like a barrel, but her voice is like a thread, thin and low.
62. Whether it's shorter or more symmetrical, hey, he's not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.
63. People who have always been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.
64. Wow, I came to the botanical garden and saw a super watermelon.
65. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.
66. Eat like a pig and be as fat as shit. It's really stupid, only meat is left.
67. Personality, thinking, courage, knowledge, thoughtfulness and bright smile.
68. How to lose weight by eating so much breakfast?
69. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
70, fatty, stop eating! Thin people are laughing at you!
7 1, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
72. I used to be young and energetic, but now I am young and energetic.
73. Now, I don't want to lose weight at all, just wait to lose weight naturally. Don't ask me when, God will tell me.
74. No matter how thin you are, as long as you don't control it, you will definitely rebound!
75, fart quickly, the heart is not good; Do not fart, exercise; I'm going to fart, everyone. Fart rang, everyone applauded!
76, a woman in the new era, went to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit * *, hit a rogue, but couldn't get out of the kitchen.
77. When you are free, go to some fashion shops to look in the mirror and try on some nice clothes!
78. As long as you work hard, hibiscus becomes as thin as a needle.
79. When a fat man lost weight, God smiled.
80. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to see!
8 1, why are my eyes full of tears? Because I haven't eaten Gaga for a long time!
82. I will make friends with you in my next life, because after standing with you, countless people have praised me for being thin.
45 classic funny quotations-funny quotations
When I was a child, I usually sold popsicles and ice cream by pushing bicycles. Once, I heard an aunt shouting in the house: New ice cream is selling well. (It is estimated that Auntie used to sell fried dough sticks.
One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call his uncle, but he dialed the wrong number.
Say, "Dad, come and sit down!" ~ ~ cold! A bunch of classmates laughed to death.
Once I ordered a song at ktv, a mm shouted: Give me a stick-cut "Double Jay" every week.
In the past, the teacher handed out papers, and the girls at the back took one more and shouted, "Teacher, I have it, I have it." As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine". The whole class was stunned ~ ~ ~ No way, who made me like to be lazy at work?
My friend's child is half a year old, so I'm calling to care about it. After a few commonplaces, he said: Is your child eating human milk or your milk now?
One night, I met an acquaintance and said, "Good morning."
In the evening, a roommate came into the room and announced loudly, "I watched the midnight edition of The American Ring today!" "
Because of business trip, I have to go to a domestic bank to repair equipment. After I got out of the hotel and got into a taxi, I said to the female driver, "Go to China Bank and find a hardware store to buy a knife." Sweat! I was going to buy a screwdriver. I didn't notice that I was wrong. At this time, the female driver kept looking at me and said, "Big Brother, I'm going to get off work. Please find a new taxi. " At that time, I was very angry and said, "What car did you stop at the hotel after work?" ! ? The female driver looked at me and said, "I don't want the fare after buying the knife. Please find another one. "dizzy! ! ! Only then did I realize that I was wrong, and I quickly explained it for a long time. Now that I think about it, I feel sorry for the female driver.
The political teacher once said in a lecture, "Let me give you an example." Then he felt wrong and said, "give me an example."
In junior high school, the teacher asked the translator. Who is this person? A classmate translated: Whose man is this? The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless.
In the political class, I talked about the political problems between China and Japan, and talked about the Japanese samurai committing suicide by caesarean section. The teacher said, "Japanese samurai were all delivered by caesarean section before they died ~ ~ ~"
When I was in college, one of my classmates just bought a mobile phone and got a mobile card. Call 1860 to ask about it. I was excited at the moment: I want to ask about your mobile phone business there. . . From hands-free, we actually heard the telephone operator say politely: We are moving to bring business. . . The whole dormitory laughed wildly.
My husband is thin. Once I was in a hurry and said, "Honey, you look as thin as a pig!" " "
Original broadcast: Two gangsters wounded 1 10 police and fled. The announcer read: Two gangsters wounded 1 10 policemen and fled. (Huang Feihong reincarnated! )
One of our colleagues, when going to take the driver's license test, said a classic sentence to the examiner: report the instrument, the examiner is normal.
I remember once, when I went to KFC with a sister, I heard her muttering in the queue, a chicken leg burger and a pair of chicken wings. .....................................................................................................................................
Tell me about KFC's new "flesh and blood connection" (mutton kebabs have brittle bones) and let me take her to eat. It was extremely hot in Beijing these days, and I went to the restaurant in a daze.
I said to the smiling miss KFC: please give me two glasses of "blood", thank you! ............. is ashamed _!
A boy saw his uncle: "buy two dishes for uncle!" " "Uncle:" The child is so boastful that he can't even tell anyone! " "
A shy male classmate went to the canteen to have breakfast. In the window, the host asked him, "What do you want?" He lowered his head and said, "I want … I want … a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun." The master stared at him for a long time and asked, "What do you want? Say it again! " "I want a steamed stuffed bun, a steamed stuffed bun ... oh. Don't! A steamed bun, a loaf of bread! "
In English class, the teacher said, "Good morning, teacher!" " Student: "Good morning, student!" The whole class burst into laughter.
A classmate called a friend's house and his grandfather answered it. This classmate doesn't know what he is thinking. He just said, "Grandpa, I'm grandma ..." Suddenly he felt something was wrong and hung up with a bang. ...
A buddy once asked a girl he had long admired, ready to confess to her. They sat for a long time before he got up the courage to say to the girl, "Do you have a boyfriend?"
The girl replied shyly, "Not yet." He was ecstatic: "Then can you be my boyfriend?"
The wife asked reproachfully, you don't even know your grandmother's name? The husband is very wronged to answer, how should I know? My grandmother was only seven years old when I died.
Wife surprised: What? Husband quickly changed his mouth: no, no, my grandmother died at the age of seven!
My mother said to me before going out to play mahjong, "You put all your clothes in the refrigerator and put all your dishes in the washing machine."
Once I came out from my mother to find my wife. Seeing my wife, I habitually called out, "Mom!"
Two people bickered, and suddenly a man next to them came out and said, "You are really full and have nothing to do!" " "
In the unit's toast, a leader said, "I wish you good health ..." Hold your breath, and there will be no more words.
Old four in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time. No, I asked everyone: Where are my slippers?
Once I went to buy mutton kebabs and put out four fingers and said to my boss, "Three mutton kebabs." The boss got "how much?" I held out three more fingers and said "four" ...
My surname is Zhu, the computer room of the management unit. Someone once called my mobile phone: "Sir Chicken, are you in the pigsty?" That's when I yelled at that guy!
When my parents quarreled, my father said angrily, "I want to go out!" " "
Just went to college, military training, the company commander didn't know where the accent was, and shouted the password-"Drill to the left!" "Drill to the right!"
When I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!
When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate. I wanted to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago. . . "What's more, the examiner sighed and said," Confucius' student. "
At a literary evening, the host came to the stage and announced: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull! Creepy! ! ! ! !
Tigers don't send cats, you think I'm dying!
Me: "That's our physics teacher. . . "Classmate:" What do you teach? " Me: "Chemistry. . . "
One day when I was at school, a phone call came to me. My classmate answered, handed it to me and said, "Your mother wants you." As soon as I answered the phone, I casually said "men and women" Everyone laughed wildly. After being laughed at for four years, a beautiful woman worries about marrying. Dude, I don't think I won.
Once my classmate's mother called, I used to say "he's not here". This time I want to say "he's out". The result was: "He ... left."
Pass me a sorbet, I took a bite and shouted, "It burns me!" " "
When I went to Li Ning with my sister to buy shoes, my sister said, "Miss, how much are these shoes?"
I went home on weekends when I was at school, but I became addicted to smoking after dinner, and I planned to find an excuse to go for a walk. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I casually said, "Go have a cigarette!" As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from me and gave me a good K.
The teacher left homework, so I copied it from others if I couldn't do it, and then I went to the office to hand in my homework. I saw the teacher say, "I copied it!" " "
Our unit has a car to go to work in the morning, because the car is not big. Once, a male colleague sitting next to me stood up and greeted her warmly and said, "So-and-so, sit on my ass!" " "I laughed to get off ~!
When I was in college, a classmate argued with me, and I was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, I got up and shouted: You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid!