2. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master", but the salary did not seem to rise.

My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I'll live better than them if I die. Roll them to death.

I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi shop on the spot, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

6. The development of the track will be "natural" at any time, and opportunities will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

7. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

8. You will be grateful in the future. You are not desperate now.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

1 1. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

12. You wear headphones to listen to songs when you draw. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

13. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

14. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

15. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

16. Okay, take a turn for the better and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

17. I would rather kill myself than run over others.

18. Others shit in the toilet, so I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

19. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

20. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

20 sentences extracted from the text of vibrato video that college students participated in online.

1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.

I would rather kill myself than run over others.

3. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

4. My roommates have gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study silently to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

5. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

6. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

7. I have already started my own mental internal friction before I have time to intervene.

8. Pretending while playing games is actually putting the book aside and secretly reciting it and rolling to death.

9. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

10. "Kong Fuyou" commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

1 1. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

12. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

13. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

14. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

15. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.

16. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

17. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

18. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

19. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

20. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

A collection of self-deprecating sentences of contemporary college students (20 sentences)

1. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

2. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

4. This is not an involution, but learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

I don't sleep, I study and I die.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

7. I am proud of my paper today, and I am proud of my paper tomorrow!

8. Everyone is playing mobile phones. I played Tik Tok music loudly and recited English words, which killed them!

9. Even if you are exhausted, roll your classmates to death.

10. The tornado landed in xx.

1 1. My roommate is sleeping. I secretly went out to pick up garbage, richer than them, and killed them.

12. In fact, we even participated in love.

13. When my roommates were asleep, I secretly drank carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Western Heaven and roll them to death.

14. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.

15. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

16. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

17. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

18. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

19. Everyone else is working. I pretended that I couldn't find a job, but in fact I was studying full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

20. The partner will always only see the small cake thrown in front of him, and then tear his face and grab the small one.

A sentence vividly describes the funny plagiarism of college students' papers.

1. My roommates are all asleep, so I secretly drink carbonated drinks to take a seat in the Buddhist paradise and roll them to death.

2. You learn secretly. Now I start to stay up late drinking cola and eating snacks without sleeping. I am already dead, and I am reborn in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

Not fighting against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

6. Did you write today?

7. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

8. Pretend to play games while driving timi. In fact, while the mobile phone is on, it is endorsed, secretly recited, and rolled them to death.

9. I have already started my own mental internal friction before I have time to intervene.

10. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others' and will crush them to death.

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12. Double Eleven recommended good things to my roommates for them to buy, and I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

13. Once the system rolls in, it will consume energy internally, and the output will be repeated at a low level, and it will start to wander.

14. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first, and I'll kill them if they have more money below.

15. Never cultivate good fruit in your life, love to struggle and love involution.

16. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

17. Wang Juan started a war, but nothing grew.

18. My roommate stayed up all night. I secretly picked up all the hair on the ground, stuck it on my head and curled it to death.

19. The tornado landed in xx.

20. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children will have bigger eyes than them and will roll them to death.