King Chu is thin enough to write a composition 1. At this time, it was too late, and the little girl's mother pushed her daughter hard. "It began to cry again, woke up the whole family, ah. My brother's name is Chen Junyi. He is not only good in character, but also good in appearance. There are four speakers on the front of the machine, which are players; I thought: when can I eat such a long queue? 34 floats from different provinces in China passed the rostrum. They are colorful.
As soon as the news was announced, my mother, there were a group of ministers in North Korea, all of whom were grandfathers of gentlemen. Hearing the news, they suddenly felt golden light shining in their eyes, as if gold were rolling in.
So, the ministers of that class studied a clever plan to change three meals a day into one meal and tighten their belts every day.
They began to plan. Before going to court every day, I always tidy up my clothes and then ask my wife and children to help them tighten their belts. Although they are screaming and getting hurt, they will never give up for money and fame.
A month later, their minister was promoted, and the other ministers he saw were ready to move. A year later, the DPRK minister began to lose weight.
This is, people in neighboring countries have heard about it, and they think this is the best time to defeat Chu. A few days later, the war began.
As soon as the king of Chu heard the war, he immediately sent military commanders to subdue them. But as soon as the military commander put on his armor, he couldn't afford to fall to the ground, which made the king of Chu very uneasy.
This is, a courtier suggested that we should go to the people to recruit generals with strong physique and extraordinary courage. A few days later, someone finally signed up, and the king of Chu was very happy.
In the end, the general drove the enemy out of the country, and the State of Chu weathered the storm.
In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a king of Chu Ling who liked the minister's slender waist very much.
One morning, "Dear Ai Qing, what can you do to solve the drought?" "Back to the emperor, there is a way to solve the drought." "All right, go ahead." We can give the West Lake to the people to solve the drought. "Yang Aiqing really doesn't have a hollow reputation." "Thank you, your Majesty." "However, you are intelligent, loyal and kind, but you don't like your thick waist." "What's the matter, your majesty? I have a thick waist. " "It's good to know. I hate your thick waist." King Chu Ling said, "I order you to reduce that thick waist for me within three days, or I will beat you fifty times." "yes, your majesty, I will definitely reduce my salary and will not let the emperor down."
After the early dynasty, Minister Yang returned to Yang's residence. ...
The lady greeted her master as soon as she saw him come back. Whispered to the maid, "Master is back. Go and bring him the cooked chicken soup." Yes, madam. "The girl went to the kitchen to serve chicken soup.
"How was the court?" The lady said while pouring tea. "Don't mention it, I was scolded by the emperor." Minister Yang said with a frown. "Well, don't mention it. ''
Minister Yang returned to his room and began to lose weight.
"Knock, knock, knock" "Come in" "Master, this is cooked chicken soup, which can replenish your body." 1 of "pa", the bowl was smashed to the ground by Minister Yang. "* * *, who told you. I don't know, have I lost weight? " Young master is furious. "Master, please forgive me." "Get out." "Yes, sir." "Come back and listen to clear. Not today, not tomorrow, not the day after tomorrow. " "What should I do? If I don't eat it, it will hurt my health. " "If you do it, you can do it. This is nonsense. " "Yes, sir, the handmaiden will do it."
Three days later. ...
"I finally lost weight." Minister Yang first held her breath, then tightened her belt, suddenly stood up and turned yellow? C, there is not a trace of blood on his face. When the lady saw it, she was surprised and said, "Sir, are you sick?" . Sit down quickly. ""I'm not sick, but the emperor told me to lose weight. If I can't lose weight, I'll play 50 boards. " "The emperor is too cruel." "You can't say such things." "Sir, I'll call a doctor and show you. "
"Xiaomei will call a doctor as soon as possible." "Yes, madam."
"Madam, the doctor is here." "Doctor, please look after your master." "Madam, don't worry, let me feel my pulse." "Didn't you feed him?" "He is not sick, just hungry."
In this way, Minister Yang was seriously ill, very ill. He likes being ill.
An early dynasty, "Minister Yang, it's nice to reduce it so soon. The reward is twenty-two thousand, and then I will be promoted to your position. " "Thank you, your Majesty." In this way, the emperor took many ministers and promoted many ministers; This rise and reward; The reward has been promoted, and many ministers have high positions.
After a year, the ministers facing up are all sallow and emaciated, and they can't stand up. King Chu Ling regretted it, but it was all over.
In this way, the state of Chu will perish and become history forever.
During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, the ministers of King Chu Ling were all strong and burly, so that their country was not attacked and the people lived and worked in peace. But King Chu Ling is tired of this big fellow dangling around him. One day, he saw a civil servant with a thin waist and was very envious: if the courtiers around me are not big shots, but as slim as him, then we can't have a palace full of gentlemen in Chu! Can't I feast my eyes? King Chu Ling immediately promoted the civil servant to his personal servant, setting an example for all officials.
The promotion of civil servants spread thousands of miles at once, and everyone in the palace knew it. Prime Minister Zhang was very happy: "Aha! If I have a slim waist and slim figure, I can't make King Chu Ling happy, and I may even be promoted and take charge of many people! There are countless benefits! I must lose weight. " The devil's slimming method began to spread in the palace.
A group of ministers in the DPRK immediately reduced three meals a day to one lunch, and each meal was no longer a big stuttering of chicken legs and drinking spirits, but only monotonous vegetables and a small bowl of rice. For them, these foods can't even be stuffed between their teeth! Every day when you dress up, you should hold your breath, tuck in your abdomen, and then tie your belt around your waist. Breathing is very difficult. Get dressed and run around the palace 10, out of breath.
They are suffering day by day, extremely uncomfortable, and their hearts are very contradictory. The Prime Minister Wang became even more desperate: "I'm starving! Can I really get a promotion? Give up! " Prime Minister Zhang also sighed: "Of course you can be promoted. We can't give up all our previous efforts! It's hard and tiring now, and it's worth it to be promoted in the future! "
The king of Chu was very happy to hear that ministers worked so hard to slim down their waists just to see that the palace was full of "slim gentlemen".
A year has passed, and King Chu Ling is going to see the results. He came to the hall with a big smile on his face. When he opened his eyes, he was dumbfounded. I saw a bunch of scrawny ministers, all sallow and emaciated, with black and yellow faces and wide eyes, almost fainted, trying to put a smile on their stiff faces. "How can this happen!" Seeing that the king of Chu was frightened and disappointed, he blamed himself and said, "Hey! How stupid of me! That civil servant is born with a thin waist, dear friends! Why are they all half-dead ghosts, ugly and weak? What's the use of asking them? Will the country be better if ministers are like this? " He immediately ordered everyone to live as before. Hearing this, the ministers all regretted it. Prime Minister Zhang and Prime Minister Wang looked at each other and wolfed down their food.
Well, these ministers should not do whatever they want blindly. Isn't it not worth the loss?
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