Fun copywriting in friends circle (selected 68 sentences) 1. Please pay attention to the food around you, you may die if you are not careful. 2. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. Although my ability is not so good, my skill is superb. 3. Tell me if you like it. If you were not rejected, you really thought you were a pure and beautiful little fairy. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me. Some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up. 6. Beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and the fatness in the sky depends on this sentence. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well. 8. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have used the school money to have plastic surgery. 9. Only when I met you did I know that dinosaurs could really reappear. 10. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Don't panic because it can't be solved tomorrow. I seriously doubt that Cupid took my arrow to the kebab. 12. Anyone who has really worked hard knows that the IQ gap is insurmountable. 13. "What's the name of a single man?" "single dog." "What's the name of that single woman?" "The dog ignores it." 14. I'm not a TV. Don't always stare at me. 15. If it's darker every day, life will be happier. 16. Eye exercises begin now. 17. I want Xu Xiangan to bask in snakes @ 18. A man who can cook for you is better than a boy who can only make you cute. The most painful thing is. 20. He buried his memory and fell asleep, selling his soul to atone. 2 1. Will you stop embellishing when you speak ill of me? You think this is cooking? 22. [How can you shop around without paying a few scum] 23. I typed on Baidu to find "someone more shameless than me", but Baidu said, "Sorry, I didn't find anyone more shameless than you"! 24. Those times that are allowed to spend freely are called youth. 25. Is your acting bad, or am I exposed too early? O(╯□╰)o 26。 Life is like a cup of tea, is it bitter? It will only be for a while, not for a lifetime. 27./(。 )(。 Send a big star ((. ) (。 ) Squidward Tentacles | (. ) | Boss Pi ||||| Boss Crab | (. )(。 ) | Hai Wa 28. I planted a bunch of girlfriends in Houshan last year. In autumn, the mountains are covered with green hats. 29. The most exclusive thing in the world is your meat. No matter how you ignore it, it will still leave you. You can get drunk and hook up with your sister, but you must come back to my team at night. If you dare to break my heart and lungs, I will definitely break your third leg 3 1. How many people eat Master Kong beef noodles, but they can't see beef? I remember that you cried in front of me and wanted to hug you impulsively, but your heart already belongs to you. They all fell at your feet, didn't they? They just want to see what's in your underwear 34. I won't tell you that it was actually a pig barking. 35. Every time I miss you, there is another Sahara in the world. 36. Cheap can't set off your' essence'. You are too cheap to be described as cheap. 37. One day after N years, your name will appear in my household registration book. 38. When you are in a good mood, just listen. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything. 39. Exile yourself except madness. 40. Have a crush on me. Be sure to tell me if it's stupid to have a crush on each other. 4 1. Cherish life and stay away from dogs. 42. It is easy for my parents to make me so fat. I'm not going to lose weight. I won't lose weight until I lose weight. 43. Sleeping posture determines hairstyle ~ 44. Who can have the same feelings for me as RMB? 45. I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl. 46. I want to be fat first, thin face first and thin chest first. 47. Worry every day: tying your hair twice is too loose and tying it three times is too tight. 48. In fact, many girls have had a disease, and I don't like anyone who likes me. 49. December blocks all bad luck. 50. I'm afraid my period won't come. I'm afraid of 5 1. Don't bother me. I teach 53. You are no longer the person I often talk about, but you are still the one I cry after I get drunk. This sentence means that I don't like what you do. I like you. 55. I am just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years. Why do I have to face so much? 56. After I left you, I was no longer free. 57. Please be kind to love birds Jr. who played online in December. 58. As a boy, I want to say that it is true that girls have to wait in line to go to the toilet. 60. The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to fall in love, she is not here. 6 1. If I can remember you in my next life, I will definitely die incompletely in my life. 62. Is it hot to sign a contract with black rice at this time? Dare to make me angry once! ! In my opinion, all your problems can be solved by making more money. 64. "Do you love me very much?" "Why do I love * * *?" 65. When you can't sleep, think about me more. Don't waste time, okay? 66. If you are unhappy, you will abuse yourself even more. The harder you work, the better, okay? 67. "You have no eyes!" "Dragon, you can't see without eyes!" Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad. -