2. Idolization. If you can't get him, you might as well chase me. I can get him in a few seconds.
The person you like will come to you slowly.
The essence of dancing is to photograph the puppy with your left hand and twist the light bulb with your right hand. The footwork is to step on the sewing machine while spinning.
All the ways to make big money are written in the criminal law.
6. One day at school. The teacher said, "The topic of today's composition is for the teacher." As soon as the voice fell, a student stood up and said, "Teacher, please go to the hospital. We can't cure you. "
7. My dog must think that the takeaway brother who brings me fast food every noon is my master.
We held a party yesterday, during which we talked about losing weight. What did my eldest brother say about my eldest sister-in-law? Walking the dog downstairs every day for two months, no one lost weight, and the dog lost weight. Now my dog is shivering when he comes home from work. ...
9. The only requirement to get along with your partner is to get along with other partners in peace. Knowing that my predecessor was rescued in a serious car accident, I rushed to the hospital in tears and asked for a banner. At first, the other party refused. At my repeated insistence, the perpetrator finally accepted the banner.
10. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.
1 1. In fact, there is no need to read all the guidebooks. Condensed into four words: bring more money.
12. "What is your standard now?" "Woman" "Your standards are too high! Not easy to find! ! ! "It doesn't matter to look like a woman.
13. The exam is coming, everyone in the dormitory is reading books, and only Big Brother is calmly playing games. I asked, "Are you finished?" He said, "I've had enough."
14. It's no problem to call me a warm man. I can tolerate it if I am a central air conditioner, but please don't call me a floor heater because of my height, okay?
15. When I was in junior high school, my classmates gave me a love action movie, which said, "People under 18 should be accompanied by their parents." I asked my parents to watch it together, and they hung me up and beat me all day.
16. Master Lu Yu, please read my palm to see if there is any chance to find a girlfriend in my life. Will my fate change? The master said coldly, "What's your palm? This is a world of looking at faces, looking at dad's world! "