Eva partially deleted the plot.
The first song: the classic sentence at the beginning-like a cruel angel, the teenager has become a myth. And the silhouette of Malaysian Miri, Malaysia.
Note: this sentence should be the most familiar to everyone, right?
The second sentence: Shinji was scared out of the bathroom by Panpan. While taking a bath, Malaysian Miri, Malaysia thought about that day and realized that he wanted to take advantage of Shinji.
The third sentence: the scene before Suzuki and Tian Xiang slipped out of the men's room safely (only the back).
The fourth sentence: Shinji saw a man and a woman making out in the cinema after leaving home.
The fifth sentence: When Shinji issued a new access card to Lingbo, he happened to bump into Ling Bo taking a bath. (This is also the most shot cut. )
There is also a place to tamper with the lines: in the school swimming class, Shinji stared at Li in a daze and slapped him. The original words are-"Shinji, what are you looking at?" ... Ling Bo's calf, Ling Bo's thigh, Ling Bo's sexy and plump chest ... "
Change it to: "Shinji, what are you thinking? ..... Ling Bo's smile, Ling Bo's silence, Ling Bo's mystery ... "
Note: the change is too exposed. Has Ling Bo ever laughed before?
The sixth sentence: When Shinji was awake, Ayabo gave him clothes. Shinji is shy because he is naked. Later, the two men changed their clothes before the decisive battle.
Seventh sentence: Several disheveled scenes in Miri, Malaysia, Malaysia.
Eighth sentence: When Asuka appeared on the stage, Dongzhi accidentally saw Asuka's underwear and slapped her twice because she wanted to get her hat back. Asuka and Shinji change their clothes before boarding the plane.
Ninth sentence: In the evening, Asuka entered Shinji's room by mistake. Shinji wanted to kiss her secretly, and Asuka cried for her mother in her dream. Because this paragraph was deleted, the last sentence was changed to Asuka accusing Shinji of stealing food at night and not practicing well.
Tenth sentence: Miri, Malaysia, Malaysia and Fu are in the elevator. When Shinji and Sanmei took a hot spring bath, they felt something was wrong (the normal reaction of the little boy).
Eleventh sentence: Fu's words and deeds during the blackout in Miri, Malaysia.
Twelfth sentence: Miri, Malaysia, Malaysian finally invited them to eat Lamian Noodles.
Thirteenth sentence: Three drivers were asked to get on the plane naked after taking a shower, and three came out of the bathroom.
Fourteenth sentence: The lines of Ling Bo's monologue have been changed, which is probably a translation problem. For example, "mountains, heavy mountains, things that have changed for a long time" was changed to "mountains, heavy mountains, things shrouded in clouds".
Fifteenth sentence: Bless and send drunken Miri, Malaysia and Malaysians home. Shinji Ikari and Asuka are alone at home, and the first kiss of Asuka and Shinji Ikari is changed to: Asuka-"It's boring, Shinji, let's sing."
Shinjiikari-"... (blushes slightly)"
Asuka-"What's the matter, you don't want to sing with girls on the anniversary?"
Shinji Ikari- just sing (stand up, as if determined, blushing)
Asuka—(stands up) "Then let's start singing."
Cut off the back, including Asuka's mouthwash. People who haven't seen it are confused in Xili, and people who have seen it have goose bumps all over the floor. Lin Bo is doing an experiment in NERV (because she is naked).
Sixteenth sentence: Shinji's memory of his mother among the apostles.
Seventeenth sentence: When Miri, Malaysia asked Fu about Kyle's organs, Fu mixed water and touched some small fish. Asuka took off his coat in the blessing room to prove that he was an adult.
Eighteenth sentence: the first mobile phone number tore up some scenes of the apostles. (so bloody)
Nineteen words: Letter II, a nude photo of the original phone number.
Sentence 20: Miri, Malaysia, Malaysian and Fu have sexual relations.
The second sentence: I forgot to read it ... (Please help me make it up! )
The second word: Asuka recalled his childhood polluted by the spirit of the apostles. Naoko and Akimoto talked about Asuka while making out.
The second and third words: Luzi was tried by SEELE, not Ayako (because she was naked), and many incarnations of Ayako were in LCL.
The 24th sentence: When Luzi was detained for destroying the catamaran system, she revealed her little-known relationship with Du Yuan.
Sentence 25: Not found ... (Please help me make it up! )
The second six words: many conversations in parallel time have been tampered with. For example, "You saw her underwear (she meant Ling Bo)-"Only a little ". G: Cheer up, boys, there are new transfer students. Aya: "Why are you so protective of him? Are you having an affair with him? "(referring to Asuka and Ikari Paul) ......
1. The emissary attacks. 2. Unknown ceiling.
3. Mute the phone. 4. After fleeing on a rainy night
5. Zero noise. Fight the Third New East Capital
7. A miracle happened. Birds come to Japan.
9. Instantaneous mind overlap 10. Magmatic diver
1 1. In the silent darkness. The value of miracles
13. Messenger invasion 14. The location of the soul
15. Lies and silence. Death by disease
17. The fourth qualified person 18. The choice of fate
19. Men's Fighting 20. Call for faith.
2 1. The birth of neurons. Between dolls
23. Zero tears 24. The last messenger
25. Armageddon 26. Beast calling for love
For the first time, I clearly and officially ... saw the strength of the mainland official spoof.
It's really good. It couldn't be better.
At first, I thought there was only
1 ... change the name ... (forgot the name)
2 ... sing op again ... (great, you can't get goose bumps just thinking about it ...)
I didn't expect even the title of the sentence to be changed very kuso.
Look at the original title ...
The first sentence: Acts.
The second word: strange ceiling
The third sentence: the phone that doesn't ring
The fourth sentence: it's raining, and after leaving.
The fifth sentence: Li? The back of the heart
The sixth sentence: decisive battle, the third new eastern capital
The seventh sentence: man-made things
Eighth sentence: Asuka came to Japan.
Ninth sentence: Instant? Heart? coincide
Tenth sentence: dive into lava
Eleventh sentence: In the silent darkness
Twelfth sentence: the value of miracles
The thirteenth sentence: the invasion of the apostles
The fourteenth sentence: the throne of the soul
The fifteenth sentence: lies and silence
Sixteenth sentence: fatal disease
The seventeenth sentence: the fourth suitable candidate
Eighteenth sentence: the choice of fate
Sentence 19: Men's Fight
The twentieth sentence: the shape of the heart? Human form
Word 2 1: the birth of NERV
Twenty-two words: at least be like a person.
Twenty-third word: tears
Twenty-four words: the last messenger
Twenty-fifth sentence: the end of the world.
Twenty-six words: shout "I" in the center of the world.
really beautiful .....
I can't help but want to give a thumbs up. ......