B: look at the face.

Our clinic has face-to-face service.

B: it's quite hanging.

Small eyes, single eyelid, golden aquiline nose. Why does this mouth look like a navel? ! Well, brother, I found all the shortcomings of human facial features, all in your face. The workers in the factory will not agree if they are not abused.

C is coming, come in.

C (talking while walking): It's really hard to be a man these days! Why is it so difficult to be an earthman?

Why does a fat pig come here?

A: Come on, let's do it.

C: doctor! I don't know, although I am so fat, I am actually very conservative and tortured!

C: Look, this belly, this face, is filled with Chili water, and it's swollen like this.

B: Brother, who called like my boss?

C: Who else could it be? Of course, it is the president of the company that is "you stupid" and "I stupid"

B: Brothers and colleagues! We are a company! Big brother!

C: Little brother!

Two people embrace together.

A: Don't be so affectionate. People think they are gay at first sight!

B, C: Who is gay?

A: Well, seeing how pathetic you are, I'll send you a couplet. The first part is: as long as life is ok. The bottom line is: even if there is some green on the head. Horizontal batch: Ninja Turtles. By the way, I have to ask, boss, what do you look like?

B, C: People in our unit once wrote a pair of couplets to describe his appearance:

B: the first part is: look at the back, there are thousands of troops.

C: The bottom line is: make a sharp turn and scare away all the princes.

A: what is a horizontal batch?

B, C: My mother's teeth!

B: It is said that people on earth are fragile, so I went to work in such a fog. Since I entered their company, I got up earlier than the chicken every day, ate worse than the pig and did more than the donkey! Don't say anything, big brother, it's all tears ~

C: You are not bad! And was scolded and beaten.

A: I have to blow some calves quickly and start cheating.

C: Huh?

A: Nothing. I said it would be ruined if it went on like this.

B, C: Doctor ... You must save me!

A: That's easy to say. In view of your situation, I will provide you with two packages to deal with the boss: one is the horror package; One is the peace package, you can choose it yourself ~

C: The horror package is terrible. I am timid, please tell me something peaceful.

Peace package, right? Well, this involves intellectual property rights.

I see ... Intellectual property ... Do you think this is ok? (Pay 200 yuan money)

A: OK! Look at your sincerity. Let me tell you something. The simplest language used in the peace plan is-resign!

C: resign? This is basically impossible. You don't know the details. I still have a salary of 2000 yuan! I have nothing, so it's over.

B: Doctor, I can't make a peace package either. Please give me something terrible.

Dr. A made a sign for money.

B gave the doctor 50 yuan money.

A: Being a escort for a cat is not like a mouse. You want money, but you're dead! This makes me very embarrassed.

Doctor, I'm in a dilemma, too

A: Just 50 yuan.

B: There are still some changes! Can you not?

You don't think I dare accept it, do you? (Put the change in the belt) I'm telling you, this horror bag is very dangerous and needs perseverance and courage!

B: After all this, what are we afraid of?

C: Just say it. I can hold on.

A: Have some wine. After drinking, find a corner while the wine is strong. You have to hide: I don't believe you scratch me or bite me, and I can't kill him ~

C, is this about killing people?

I also know that. I mainly tried to scare him by putting lipstick on an old lady-give her some color to see see.

B: Is that all right?

A: A dog will bite its own ass, that's for sure.

This pager ... the boss paged me. I will call him back ...

My lunch box and mobile phone are charged in the dormitory. Lend me your mobile phone.

A: Comrade patient, I have to pay for your small clinic, and I have to pay for my mobile phone ~ Call quickly! Hey, wait a minute, let me explain something to you!

C: Then you agree.

A: First, be ruthless. Second, be patient. If you can't bear it, you don't have to bear it anymore! If it really doesn't work, kill yourself.

C: Huh? Boss, I have no problem with you. The signal was bad just now. Oh, it would be nice to invite four colleagues here for dinner. Tell us to go, too. Thank you ~ ~! How much is it to pay ~ ~? 8800, ah, nothing ~ I have no problem with you. I mean, it only costs 8800 yuan to invite four students to dinner, and it saves money! Ok, I'll go right away! Uh, 88

Doctor, we must pay my boss at once. We had a good chat today. I'll come back later to listen to you!

A: OK! Goodbye, alas ~ this money is too easy to earn. Call my mother quickly. Report report

(mobile phone recruitment). Easy? Where is the mobile phone? Shit, that stinky tofu has been taken away. Don't run!

Extended data:

First, the characteristics of the essay:

1, short and pithy, with simple plot. This is the most basic difference between sketch and other works of art and artistic expressions. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food" and is a beautiful "side dish" rather than a hot pot stew.

2. Humorous. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most good sketches have enough paragraphs to inspire people from laughter and learn lessons.

3, elegant and popular * * * rewards, a wide range of topics. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches all originated from grassroots and ordinary people. The change of the world and various states of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated in art and expressed on the stage.

4. Close to life, novel angle, concise language and strong appeal are the basic requirements of sketch creation. Only works that are close to life are loved and accepted by the masses. Originated from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, and typical examples are necessary for successful sketches.

5. Criticizing shortcomings contains philosophy. Through superficial phenomena, satirize some unreasonable things, reveal some philosophies, and entertain and educate. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also people's further requirements for it.

Second, sketch creation:

1, go deep into life, be close to life, experience life, and find inspiration from life. We should use an artistic eye to discover and explore the theme. Huang Hong and Song Dandan, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei and Gao Xiumin's sketches "Selling Kidnappers" and "Selling Cars" are all familiar trivia in people's lives. Through their vivid performances, the audience laughed and had endless aftertaste.

Dong Qing and Cai Guoqing performed the sketch Super Guerrilla.

2, the theme should be small, not big, to "make big problems small", not "make a mountain out of a molehill". Don't cover everything, and engage in "Gao Daquan". Sketch is best to reflect only one thing, or only one side of one thing. Themes with rich connotations and sufficient reasoning are about TV dramas or novels, so don't confuse them.

3, there must be paragraphs and "baggage", the language should be vivid, humorous and funny, and don't speak with a straight face. The most valuable thing about sketches is that the language is vivid, interesting and witty. We should skillfully use various rhetorical devices to avoid telling a straightforward story. Sometimes a word "borrow" can make the audience laugh. For example, Song Dandan's A White Front Teeth Was Laid off Last Year with Glory, and Zhao Benshan's The Sound of the Waves When he was reunited with his wife are superb examples of language borrowing.

4. Don't write the sketch as a cross talk or a small play, but highlight the characteristics of the sketch. Some sketch writers have good intentions and good ideas, and always want to write thoughtful and educational sketches. But performances are counterproductive, because they don't really distinguish between drama and sketch.