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Funny, short sentences, hilarious
Funny talk about short sentences, hilarious:

First, when you like someone, the brain will automatically add filters to whiten and exfoliate. When you don't like someone, the original image will change every second.

Second, tell me about you. If you don't have a diploma, it's still a shame to learn from others. If you're not smart, you're still bald.

Generally, when people ask me if I am busy, I will say I am busy. According to my experience, if you say you are not busy, the other party will make you busy nine times out of ten.

Fourth, hard work may not be useful, but it must be comfortable not to work hard. You can't have it both ways, but you can be fat and poor.

You never know how rich those who look poor are, but I'm different. I look poor.

6. The most embarrassing thing about being single is eating hot and sour powder alone and accidentally getting it in your eyes. How uncomfortable he was, he didn't dare to go away. He was afraid that the waiter would clean it up, so he could only eat it in tears.