Doctor, I ... I ... ...
B: What's your date?
A: I'm fourth.
B: The next batch.
Next ... Hey, why do you think I'm so unlucky? No matter what I do, it's the next batch. A while ago, our unit promoted a cadre, and I came to be the "next batch". I will retire in the next batch. Let me introduce myself. My surname is Shan, which is a word. I put the word "good" in hundreds of surnames. My name is Sam Guo Rui, and I'm not feeling well these two days. I may have caught a cold. I came to see a famous doctor. It is said that this doctor is particularly responsible for his patients. It's time to call my number next time. ...
B: Next ... (A snuggles on B's shoulder, B takes a step, A follows) You look ill.
You can't come here unless you are ill.
B: Next, breathe with one mouth.
A: (Look around) Who means breathing with one mouth?
B: What uneducated parents have such an ugly name! ?
A: There's only one breath left. Look at that.
You haven't promised ... you haven't promised me to get off work yet!
Hey, what about me, doctor?
Oh, here's another one. What's your date?
A: No.4, you said my next batch. ...
You only breathe with one mouth!
My name is Sam Guo Rui! Take a closer look!
Oh, yes, Sam Guo Rui.
A: What look! Mountain Guo Rui thinks this is one-sided breathing.
Mountain Guo Rui! Is it uncomfortable there?
I just have a cough and asthma.
Not yet. A mouthful of asthma.
A: Doctor, I heard that the conditions here are particularly good. (glance left and right) Why is there nothing?
B: A mouthful of asthma. (A: Shan Guo Rui. ) Oh, yes, Sam Guo Rui. What do you think is wrong with you?
I think so ... you don't have to guess. I think I have a cold.
You are very clever! You say a cold is a cold, so what else should I do? You are looking for a famous doctor now. Anyone who comes to see my famous doctor should check it again.
Doctor, check it.
B: Don't move. Open your mouth. (1) A little higher. (Pitch up) (Repeat twice) A little higher.
A: Doctor, you are not a hospital, but a conservatory of music.
What nonsense!
I can sing so high!
Who told you to sing high? I told you to keep your chin up a little. I can't see.
A: Be more specific.
B: Come on.
A: Ah ~ ~
No wonder your voice is so ugly! There's a little bit on it. This ceiling is a little moldy.
A: Doctor, it is true that you are not a conservatory of music here. You are an interior decorator.
B: You said it twice!
A: Then why do you think I have a ceiling?
B: The person who comes here to see a doctor is called the ceiling. A: Maxillary, doctor. ) Oh, yes, the palate. When I was a doctor, I didn't know it was called maxilla. But I heard it was the ceiling. ) I said maxilla, in case you don't understand. I know what your education level is!
A: No matter how low my education is, I won't leave here.
Come on, come on, stick out your tongue. There's moss on it! Does it usually leak?
Oh, it usually rains heavily outside, so it rains lightly here. I thought, is my head a colander?
B: (touching a nail head) It should be closed!
A: (throw it away) It has been closed for a long time, and the air leakage has long died.
You show everyone how green it is here.
A: This tongue coating. B: Oh, yes, tongue coating. How did I hear that he is the whole house!
B: I mean long tongue coating.
A: Is the tongue coating called fur? (b: Right, right, tongue coating. ) Remember to call it tongue coating.
B: Tongue coating, tongue coating, whatever you say, ok! Tongue coating! This person is very annoying. Should I see a doctor or should you see a doctor? I have one sentence, and he has a hundred! This man is not in good health, but you are eloquent. You are a pyramid scheme. Is it? Stop seeing the doctor! Pay!
A: Ah. (coming back from a walk) Doctor, what's wrong with me?
I'll tell you as soon as you pay.
A: Ah. (coming back from a walk) Doctor, how much do I have to pay?
Oh, don't pay too much! A: Thank you, doctor. (Turning to leave) Pay first 1000!