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Practical encyclopedia of local love stories (80 sentences)
"Do you know what my shortcomings are? Yes, shortcomings you! " Love stories with local flavor are boring humorous language, and excellent love stories with local flavor can be learned and used for reference. Have you ever heard a friend say something sweet? In order to meet your needs, I specially designed a "practical encyclopedia of earthy love stories {80 sentences}" for reference only. Let's have a look!

? 1. I dare not look into your eyes. I'm afraid every look in my eyes is like a confession.

? I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

? 3. "I don't think you've ever met the girl of your dreams." "Huh?" "Look at the phone when it is black."

? 4. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

? I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of the date.

? 6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

? 7. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

? 8. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.

? 9. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

? 10. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.

? 1 1. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see it and I will hold you.

? 12. Kiss the wind around you more, maybe it will blow in my face one day.

? 13. You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

? 14. Guess where my heart is on the left? Wrong, on your side.

? 15. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

? 16. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

? 17. I have malice towards the world, and I love you.

? 18. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

? 19. Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

? 20. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.

? 2 1. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

? 22. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.

? 23. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.

? 24. If I knew, I would give you candy, but you made trouble in my heart.

? 25. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

? 26. I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words!

? 27. I want to ask a way, the way to your heart.

? 28. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

? 29. Our love is indestructible, but you are my weakness.

? 30. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

? 3 1. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

? 32. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a silly goose like me.

? Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.

? 34. "I think you should knock on all doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."

? 35. Remember, when I look for you, I think you are an explosion. When I don't look for you, I think you are holding back.

? 36. Even if life is not so easy, I still want to put you in the future and live a happy life, out of reach.

? Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

? 38. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.

? 39. I stood there, watching you smile at me, and suddenly felt that life is only a hundred years; After a while, things changed.

? 40. In your dream, there are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales, but in my dream, there is only you.

? 4 1. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.

? 42. Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? Our future.

? 43.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.

? 44. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

? 45. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

? 46. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

? 47. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

? 48. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

? 49. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

? 50. I just like you, I mean no harm.

? 5 1. "You will never see me lonely." "Why?" "Because I am the loneliest only when you are not around."

? I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

? 53. Do you want to try the new strawberry lipstick?

? 54. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

? 55. "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No" "Congratulations, now you have it."

? 56. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."

? 57. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

? 58. "I want to send a courier near your home" Why? "Because I want to say to you: Hello, your baby has arrived, please marry it."

? 59. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"

? 60. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"

? 6 1. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"

? 62. "What should I do if there is a fire? Huh? Where? " When I saw you, my heart began to burn. "

? 63. "Shh, listen." "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

? 64. "White wedding dress with flowers in hand. What's the name of this song? " Let's get married. "Of course."

? 65. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

? 66. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."

? 67. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

? 68. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

? 69. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

? 70. Your eyes are too gentle. Laughter melted the old girl's heart.

? 7 1. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"

? 72. "I want to move" to where? "Walk into your heart"

? 73. "I always wake up thirsty in the morning in autumn and winter." Why? "Probably owe a kiss."

? 74. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

? 75. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

? 76. "I am an inaccessible person" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."

? 77. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

? 78. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

? 79. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

? 80. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."