I have spicy strips and wine, so I asked you if you would like to go with me.
3. After doing homework for minutes, the mobile phone will be jealous and coax her for several hours.
4. Forgive you for being a dog and showing off easily.
You can steal my sentence or my expression, but if you steal my heart, I will call my husband.
6. You are also a wonderful flower in the abnormal world.
7. The phone has been silent for many years, and it depends on fate to answer the phone.
8. I often cry silly myself, but I can't beat myself.
9. People who love me will get rich, while those who don't love me will move bricks.
10, you are cheap and promising, and you are coquettish enough.
1 1. The invigilator sat next to me during the exam. I just feel uncomfortable with the towel pad for menstruation. I secretly pulled my pants to move, and the teacher asked me to take them out. . .
12, sogou really loves Lin Xiao, but he loved her in a different way when he became Lu Shao.
13, pretending to be a city person, now the earth is called a village.
14, I understand the truth, but I can't help but turn around when I hear others calling for beauty.
15. If you feel sick and retching when brushing your teeth, don't brush your teeth in front of the mirror.
16, the girl in front of the screen, I will definitely take off the order this year.
17, my goal: lose weight, get married, travel abroad and eat all over the world.
18, even if you rob my wife, what does it mean to give me a green diamond for one year?
19, that year, my deskmate liked to say "my palace" and I liked to say "I" best.
20. I don't want to be a temporary need when others are bored.
2 1, I want to thin into a lightning bolt to illuminate all the wretched fat people.
22. If he ignores you, you start the crazy mode.
23. First friends, then sisters, and finally children.
24. Be grateful! Thank you for accompanying me all the way through the long years!
25. I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you * * when I was alive?
Teacher: Xiaoming, what do you want to be when you grow up? Xiaoming: Go to Lan Xiang to learn excavators. Teacher: Why? Xiaoming: Dig your ancestral grave!
27. I heard that the comment area is haunted recently, and many people suddenly disappeared in the middle of typing. Hahaha, it's embarrassing.
28. Today, my girlfriend asked me, "What kind of girl do you like with a good mind and a good figure?" I said, "No, I only like you!" " "My girlfriend was so happy ... she kissed me and then went to cook for me.
29. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.
30. Maybe you don't know that I treat you like a human being, but you have taken a dog's road.
3 1 won the ambition of the world in those days, and now I retire only for him.
32. For the rest of your life, you will wash clothes, cook and wash dishes.