2. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.

I heard that it would be cute to add "na" after a girl's speech. "I want to play suona for you."

4. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams, because Starbucks

On the way home, someone sold spices and I bought a pack of cooking. After eating, I was in tears. So this is a good thing.

6. I bought a steamed stuffed bun to eat on the way. I can't stop crying. It turned out to be a good steamed bread.

7. I have just been reported by my neighbor because I am poor and disturbing the people.

8. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

9. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me export my hunger.

10, everyone is a hamburger, why are you all stupid and I am the only baby?

1 1. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell from the upstairs. Then, I broke. Good night

12, I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.

13, I have nothing to do at home every day. When I looked in the mirror, I suddenly found myself as beautiful as if there were no spots. So it's going to be moldy.

14, I just felt a little bitter after taking the medicine given by the doctor, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks, and I was impatient after eating it. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.

15, why do they like to wear vans so much, silly boy, because vans is satisfied.

16, why is Hu so popular recently? Because we all want a hug named Hu!

17 You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat tomorrow.

18, people think buzzing is annoying, but you say it's a beautiful mosquito, so I'll tickle you.

19. Today, I will give you mashed fruit, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes and mashed purple potatoes. I really miss mashed potatoes today.

How happy it would be if someone belonged to me. Stop dreaming, no one belongs to the fish.

2 1, Want Want Snow Cake will turn into Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

22. Are you from Dunhuang? There are so many murals (low-key Anzu)

Hello, everyone. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

24. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I looked it up. It's a good thing to have peanuts.

25. If I were a beautiful butterfly, I would definitely choose a beautiful name: Vosni Butterfly.

26. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

27. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then tell you gently in my ear that I am purple potato.

28. I told Feng that it was windy in the west, and Feng Dudu said you looked like a watermelon.

29. One day, the elk got lost. He called the giraffe and said, "Hey! I'm lost, "said the giraffe. "I am a giraffe.

30. I went to buy Chinese buns and asked the boss to put more spicy food. I just took a bite and fell to the ground with mud. I cried, so it's called spicy slices like mud.

3 1. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like

32. Help me read the word "greasy" backwards three times. "I love you, greasy?" "Well, I love you, too."

33. One day, fried eggs fell in love with poached eggs. It came downstairs with a guitar to the poached egg house and sang, "This is a little love song about fried eggs.

34. The child asked his mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? My mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

35. I bought a squid beard at the roadside fried string shop. I feel uncomfortable after eating it. The doctor said I called it an empty beard.

36. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.

Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.

38. Why do I have to stamp the ground twice when quarreling? Because I want to tell you that you are a land. (younger brother)

39. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian who shines ~

40. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.

Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.

42. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you feel sad and want to chew?

43. Let me tell you the types of ducks: Little Yellow Duck, Kota Duck and Beijing Roast Duck. Did you miss my ducks ~

44. My girlfriend asked me why your hands are hot and mine are cold. I said, because I am a young man and you are a sister-in-law!

45. There are two loveliest things in the world. One is that I am cute ~ the other is that I love you ~

46. Do you want grape juice, apple juice, watermelon juice, or the juice of a young man like me? ...........

47. Give you a popular science about the kinds of berries. Do strawberries, blueberries and raspberries miss me? (I don't think so)

48. I want to get rich overnight, but I can't hug you!

49. There is a facility on the playground called spinning bike. Trojan horse (A Mu ~ ~)

50. A duckling is so short that everyone calls him so short that he doesn't want to play with him. One day, a tall and handsome duck came to the class. He said to the duckling, Hello, Dwarf Mud Duck (I love you so much! )

5 1, I went to the zoo today and saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. So this is called eating children's cheese (555 really wants to eat Haidilao).

52. There are several grades of spicy: slightly spicy, medium spicy, super spicy and abnormal spicy. I think you are spicy.

53. Let me tell you about the types of mud, including crystal mud, mashed potatoes, cement, loud mud, crooked mud, and one called plasticine (I want to pick you).

I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair tonight, so I can't sleep.

(The pictures and texts come from the Internet, organized by Little Sun, invaded and deleted)

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