2. As the saying goes, you can make up what you eat. My clothes are torn, and no one can mend them for me. I have to eat a dress and mend it myself.
3. I feel that I will fall in love soon. I don't know who I'm with. I will be happy for him first.
Learning will always start from next semester, and losing weight will always start from the next meal.
I am willing to trade 50 Jin of meat for 50 points in my exam. Although I can't lose weight and pass the exam, I will at least work hard.
6. When summer comes, it is really five minutes to go out and sweat for two hours. The weather is very hot, and it will never get cold.
7. When leaders talk with foreign businessmen, I am an interpreter. There were too many peppers at dinner, and the foreign businessmen sneezed, so I couldn't help sneezing. The leader was happy: "I can understand this sentence without translation."
8. Mother's Day. I said to my mother, "I wish you a happy holiday!" Mother said, "Other girls said, Happy holidays to us!" "
9. Go to the driving school to practice driving. Before others got on the bus, the coach said, "Relax!" Before I got on the bus, the coach said, "Everybody get out of the way and stay away!" "
If you bully me once, I will let you go. If you bully me again, I'll let you go. But remember, I won't let my horse go!
1 1. Don't always stay up late playing with your mobile phone. Not good for your mobile phone.
12. The police uncle said, "The young man is very handsome!" I quickly said "no, no", and the policeman's face changed at that time: "Seriously, perjury is illegal!"
Thirteen. Don't think that the so-called weight loss of girls is just lip service. They will really send it to a circle of friends.
I dreamed that I was poor last night and woke up to find that I was not dreaming.
Fifteen. The game can be reconnected when it is disconnected, and you can always play the game when your girlfriend is gone.
Sixteen years old. Find the right person, romantic life, find the wrong person, talk about sword life.
17. No one needs to know interesting souls through ugly skins.
Eighteen. There is a thin girl and a fat girl. The fat girl asked the thin girl, "Where are your eyes made?" The thin girl said, "Born." Next, the thin man asked in surprise, "Where is your double chin made?" How beautiful! The fat girl said calmly, "It's for the meat."
19. Why do boys become cold after catching up with girls? ""Do you still read after the exam? "
20. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the listener didn't understand.
2 1. Some people say that when you cross the bridge, everything will be solved, but before you reach the bridge, your weight will drop.
Twenty-two "What's so unhappy? Get some sleep and everything will pass. What are you unhappy about? " "Because of insomnia."
Twenty-three Being friends with me is very simple: you don't need to understand me, just praise, praise with your life.
24. The routine of TV series: "Kill me!" This man will never die; "Please. Don't kill me! " This man must die!