W: Good evening, dear audience.

Hello, friends.

W: Next, Liu Zhao and I will perform for you.

Man: Let me tell you about a male-female voice.

Well, in normal cross talk, two men would say,

M: Yes.

W: There are two MMs performing for you today.

Yes, two millimeters is not right.

W: What's the matter?

M: What do you mean by two MM?

W: I think so.

Man: Are you MM?

Woman: That's right.

Man: I'm not mm.

Woman: And you are?

M: GG

Woman: No way.

What do you mean you can't?

W: Well, I have to ask my friends present to do me a favor.

Man: What can I do for you?

Woman: Help me to confirm whether this Liu Zhao is a man or a woman.

Man: Hey, I'm so busy that I don't know my gender.

W: Well, if you think Liu Zhao is a man, please clap ... The applause is not very warm.

M: There are good and bad people in this audience who don't applaud.

Woman: If you think Liu Zhao is a woman, please clap ... This time the applause is quite warm.

Man: The audience who applauded this time is even worse than those who didn't applaud just now.

W: Please don't spare the applause. If you think Liu Zhao is not a man or a woman, please applaud.

Man: Hey, no, no, no, no. I said you came here to make a hullabaloo about.

W: I didn't. People think so.

Man: I'm a man.

Woman: You are such a man.

Man: Look at my clothes and my talk. Does it look like a woman?

W: Not necessarily. In the past, people always talked about the differences between men and women, but with the development of the times and the changes of life, the differences between men and women became less and less obvious.

M: That's reasonable.

Woman: Right?

M: Now when I see a person walking in the street, sometimes I really can't tell the difference between men and women.

W: I think the main responsibility of zero distance between men and women is you men.

Man: Hey, why are we men?

Woman: Look, we women always have long hair.

Man: Ah.

Woman: Now you also stay.

Man: Oh, since you put it that way.

Woman: Ah.

M: Then I think the main responsibility lies with you women. It turns out that we men have short hair and shaved heads. That's our patent. Now, if you look again, that 18-year-old girl also has an inch board and a shaved head, right? Hey, walking down the street, you look like a peeled coconut.

Woman: You're talking about a person.

Man: Oh, personally, please go to the clothing store.

Woman: What am I looking at?

M: The models beside the counter are all bald. Which head has hair?

Woman: Hello.

M: Is that right? Tell me about it.

Woman: You have hair on your head.

Man: Ah.

Woman: Perm was originally a patent for our girls. Now you both have perms and dyes, some are red and some are yellow. Hey, Wang Jian, if you dye your hair differently from theirs,

M: Well, of course, we should distinguish them and have our own characteristics.

W: You have to dye it in your favorite color.

M: What color?

Woman: Green.

Man: Hey, I'm wearing a green hat. Is green hair ridiculous?

Woman: Let's hear it from friends who agree with Wang Jian's green hair. Thank you.

Man: I'm telling you, you girls are very good.

W: How do we pull it?

Man: We used to wear vests and shorts, but now some women walk in the street in vests and shorts.

W: It's called fashion.

M: In other words, it is still very fashionable. This vest is smaller than ours. That shoulder strap is a rope.

Woman: Ah.

Man: That vest can't be any smaller.

Woman: Ah.

M: It can't be shorter.

Woman: Ah.

M: No more exposure.

Woman: Ah.

M: It makes our boys stare big ... It's impossible.

Woman: Yes.

Man: Look, the man inside smiled. He must be staring at the people inside.

Woman: Come on, you think everyone is as useless as you.

M: Just kidding.

W: It's natural for us girls to wear high heels.

M: Yes.

W: But now you are wearing them, too.

Man: Ah.

Woman: One day, a young man went to apply for an actor's measurement.

Man: Isn't that great?

Woman: The teacher told him to take off his shoes and measure it again.

M: How much is it?

Female:1.35m.

Man: He came in on stilts. Do you have heels this high?

W: That may be specially made.

M: It's also specially made. If you say so, it was originally practiced and bandaged by our men.

Woman: Yes.

M: Now some women wear the inner panel more than half a meter wide in order to lose weight.

W: It's called plastic.

Man: Hey, don't tell me, strangulation is really stylish.

Woman: Right?

Man: Wait for me to take this ribbon off like this.

Woman: Yes.

Man: The fat in the belly will hit your feet.

Woman: You are so bad.

M: just so-so.

Woman: As a man, you should be a man, but now many men talk like women.

M: Do you have this kind?

W: You saw some male hosts talking like this on TV.

Man: Come here.

W: Good evening, dear audience. I'm the host, Sam.

The man is quite delicate.

Woman: Dig the plug.

Man: What's wrong with this? this is

W: There are many audiences today.

M: Well, I'm a little cold.

Woman: Oh, Wang Jian, why are you wearing such clothes?

Man: What's wrong with this dress?

Woman: Oh, Wang Jian, you are really fat.

Man: I said you stay away from me.

Woman: Oh, don't touch anyone.

M: Yes.

Woman: I'm still ... a little boy.

Go ahead ... Who's this? this is ...

Woman: Is such a man like a man?

Man: Well, you say so. Should women be like women?

Woman: You should.

Man: Football match.

Woman: Ah.

M: Indoor sports are our men's sports.

Woman: That's right.

M: Go to the World Cup Stadium.

Woman: What am I looking at?

M: That female fan is crazier than us guys.

Woman: Yes.

M: Beckham (once by hand), Xiao Ou twice, Ronaldinho three times and Ronaldinho n times.

Woman: Come on, you're here to eat watermelon. To put it this way, we women used to embroider, but now you men have picked up embroidery needles.

Man: Well, if you put it that way, we men used to box, and now two women are black and blue.

Woman: The matchmaker used to be our woman, but now you guys still have the matchmaker.

Man: The scaffolder who used to climb on the construction site is our man. Now women say they are crawling, and they have all wandered around in space.

Woman: The nanny used to be our woman, and now the male nanny is also fighting for our jobs.

Man: I used to be our male bodyguard, but now I'm a female bodyguard ... (I don't know what's behind)

Woman: There were men on the wine table who didn't drink. Now I ask you what to drink, and the men are shaking their heads. Dug ... (shaking their heads) No drinking, no milk.

M: I'm not weaned yet.

Woman: Egypt

M: If you say so, you girls have a bright future.

Woman: What happened to us?

Man: We men used to chase women. We caught them as soon as we chased them. Now it is more difficult for men to chase women than thieves.

W: Why?

Man: You think you can get the loss back if you catch the thief. If you catch that woman, your loss has just begun!

Woman: Haha, I can hear it, and all the friends who applaud feel the same way. It turns out that in a family, the focus is on the male outside and the female inside.

M: Yes.

W: Now you volunteer to do housework.

Man: That was forced by women, too.

Woman: What does it have to do with us?

Man: Women used to do housework, but now how many women cook?

Woman: Why not!

M: Let's talk about my wife, if not others.

Woman: How did your wife pull it?

M: I watched the World Cup the other day. She doesn't cook to watch TV. She bought me two bags of steamed bread. It's okay. I sat in the house eating steamed bread.

Woman: Your wife understands you and is afraid that you will be hungry.

M: Well, it's good for me.

Woman: Egypt

Man: Listen, everyone, I fell into the steamed bun pit. I only eat steamed bread and nothing else.

Woman: What do you want to eat?

Man: Change your mouth if you want to eat. What if I eat cake?

Woman: This man is stubborn!

M: How?

Woman: When you want to eat a cake, you don't flatten the steamed bread and eat it as a cake.

Man: a slap in the face, a cut ... and a squashed cake?

Woman: That's right.

Man: What a great idea!

Woman: What else do you want to eat?

Man: If I want to eat noodles.

Woman: You can comb the steamed bread a few times and eat it face to face.

Man: How did she know?

Woman: Egypt

Man: So if I want to eat ice cream?

Woman: You put the steamed bread in the refrigerator and eat it frozen.

Man: I want to eat cookies?

W: You can bake steamed bread in the oven.

Man: I want to eat steamed stuffed bun.

Woman: You dig out the pulp of the steamed bread and stuff it in.

Man: I want to eat sausage.

Woman: You rub the steamed bread into strips to eat.

Man: I want to eat crabs.

Woman: You open the steamed bread from the top and eat it.

Man: I want to eat chicken legs.

Woman: Find a steamed bun with chopsticks to eat.

Man: I want to eat ... then ... anthracene ... anyway, the main responsibility is you women.

Woman: It's you.

Man: It is your girl.

Woman: It's you. It turns out that we women dye our nails red, and now you men dye your fingernails and toenails together.

Man: That's always us men. Sometimes we swear.

Woman: Egypt

M: Now some women swear much more than us men.

Woman: We women used to get our ears pierced, but now you men also get your ears pierced. We women used to cut our double eyelids, but now you men also cut them.

Man: We men used to shave, but now some women shave everywhere with razors.

Woman: We women used to do beauty treatments, but now you men also wear masks.

M: We used to smoke, but now there are more female smokers.

Woman: That used to be our girls' backpacks. Now you guys are all walking around with one bag sideways.