2. In the summer night, you gently got into my mosquito net, touched my arm and kissed my face, and I was tickled all over by you. Turn on the light, take your long legs, damn mosquitoes! I told you to go to hell!
When a person doesn't have beautiful skin, he will mistakenly think that he has an interesting soul. Actually, being ugly and being interesting are two different things.
It is said that this is the state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.
We can't lengthen the length of life, but we can expand the width of life. I think this sentence is so reasonable! It means: although you can't grow taller, you can still gain weight.
6. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.
What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.
I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. I hope you can recommend some good boyfriends. Thank you.
Your sexy little back really makes me daydream. Round and smooth, I really want to move forward. Take you for yourself, but I can't! Delicious roast duck, I can't move chopsticks until all the guests are here!
10. It is said that a company will randomly throw away half of a lot of resumes it receives when recruiting, because their recruitment philosophy is "We don't want unlucky people."
1 1. Every girl has a dress in her closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.
12. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.
Thirteen. I have a bad temper, a bad personality, a bad temper and a bad appearance. The only thing I am proud of is my good digestion.
Fourteen. The shortest distance in the world, from vacation to school; The furthest distance in the world, from school to holiday.
15. It costs money to talk nonsense. It costs money to talk nonsense, and you will regret it. It costs money to talk nonsense, and it costs money to talk nonsense. Anyway, a dime will make you dizzy!
Sixteen years old. You are so beautiful, why don't you fall in love with me?
17. Life is a vigorous love. It's like leaving once for free!
Procrastination is not a pathological state, but a very wise survival strategy. Many problems in our life will be solved by ourselves as long as we put them off again and again. If you don't succeed, you haven't delayed long enough.
Nineteen. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
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Don't propose to me. I will promise as soon as possible.
2 1. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.
22. The flowers in spring are beautiful. That's your bright smile; The summer sun is very hot, that is your passion; Autumn is fruitful, that is your harvest; The winter wind is blowing, Xiaoqingwa, you are going to hibernate!
23. You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless.
I'm good at biology, so I'm going to tell you a cold lesson here. There is a creature with strong arms, sharp nails and sharp teeth, which can tear up all solids. That's the woman who unpacked the courier.
Twenty-five She is you.
I am the girl who can't buy ten golden mountains.
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Dad who can't drink ten bottles of wine.
26. Every time I want to eat precepts, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, and fatness are in the sky. If God wants me to be fat, I will leave it to fate!
27. When I am free, I like to ask my husband with a straight face if he knows what is wrong. Every time I get something unexpected.