2. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."
I have raised a group of chickens, and none of them can lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chickens?
4. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.
The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
6. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .
7. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
8. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.
9. One day, the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't drop the ball, don't drop the ball, you hear me? Please don't leave.
10. Today, I'll give you some popular science about mashed fruit, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, mashed purple potatoes and mashed potatoes that I miss very much.
1 1. You can cheat my feelings, but you can't cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.
12. A sheep migration.
13. I hate it when people ask me how much I earn. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?
14. I said I was fooling around at work, and you said everywhere that I was playing Russia?
15. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon
16. You said it was natural for girls with risorius to laugh. Are girls with Android phones stuck when they laugh?
17. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?
18. I ironed clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
19. I don't care. What do you care? Italy?
It is raining heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.
2 1. I made a plan for the winter vacation, because Lan (lazy) finished a P.
22. Even I don't care. What do you care? Hulunbeier?
23. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.
24. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."
25. When I open my eyes, it lights up, and when I close my eyes, it darkens. Can I be a refrigerator?
26. I said I don't drink. You go around telling people that I won't live long. ...
27. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.
28. I said I was in Shenzhen Baoan. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?
29. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
30. I said to the crow's feet in the corner of my eye: We should fight hard.
3 1. Quitting coke is actually very simple. Just drink lemon juice. It will be sour after drinking it! Sour drinks!
32. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"
33. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."
Aladdin was punished by God for his mistake and put into a jar. He asked doubtfully where this was. So God: You are in a pot and don't know the pot.
35. Standing opposite the five enemies of 1, No.2, No.3, No.4 and No.5, my bodyguard said to me, "Please tell me how many times to fight."
36. It's so hot that we are familiar with each other.
37. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."
38. When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it!
Humorous sentences about homophonic sentences 3 39. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
40. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.
4 1. I come from BearBiscuit. One day, I accidentally fell downstairs, and then I broke my bone. Good Night!
42. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?
43. Recently, on an island, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
44. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes. Go to the fourth one." Then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."
45. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
46. The growth cycle of lotus root is 200 days, and chicken can change from chicken to chicken leg, chicken chops and chicken breast in just over 50 days. In a short time, the chicken will become the same.
47. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
48. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?
49. I am lucky to be a star when I go to work in a foreign country today. People who pass by call me Driba.
50. I met a boy in the elevator and he pressed the eighth floor. Oh, it really implies that he kind of likes me on the eighth floor.
5 1. Mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today?" The little sparrow said "tweet" and her mother answered "tweet, tweet"
52. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.
53. Even I don't care. What do you care, barber shop?
54. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
55. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"
56. One day, I was dying while playing king. I told my teammates, watch the road, watch the road, watch the road, do you hear me? Put it down.
Fifty-six humorous classic homophonic stalks
A humorous and classic homophonic article 1. I was just reported by my neighbor because I was poor and disturbing the people.
2. "I told the old people at home that I was working in Baoan, Shenzhen, and they spread everywhere that I was a security guard in Shenzhen."
If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.
I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."
5. Do you have a brief history of time? I have time to pick up that thing for what!
Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does the white lady feel particularly heavy after wearing it? Because it's a hat!
7. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the climax came, the voice just fell, and a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."
8. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.
9. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really an orchid master.
10. If you don't even shake my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?
1 1. A pineapple went to get a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, leave me alone.
12. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.
13. Asu and Asu spent a day together. When Asu was eating, she spoiled: Hello.
14. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."
15. If you miss someone, don't say anything, just send him a cold yes, because the cold yes misses you like a river.
16. I have to rely on threats to do everything a good-looking girl can do.
17. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
18. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.
19. Both shrimp and mussel got 100 points. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What's so great about you?"
Humorous and funny classic name homophonic terrier Chapter II 20. Sheep migration.
2 1. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "
22. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
This is a pencil. This is a pen. You are my baby.
24. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.
25. Liu Genghong can talk cross talk when he is fat. It turned out that he had become a Tanai.
26. One day, the elk got lost, so it called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost!" "
27. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
I am a little sheep. I lost a lot of hair tonight, so I lost sleep.
29. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because it is often said that you are so thin.
30. Yan Zi established Chu, and Yan Zi was humiliated and left. Hearing this, a minister who knew Yan Zi hurried to catch up and said, "Yan Zi! Yan zi! Take it! How can I live without you! "
3 1. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because he knocks on his chest.
32. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
33. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
I said I was in Baoan, Shenzhen. You say everywhere that I work as a security guard in Shenzhen?
35. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.
36. Sheriff: Let's carpet search this area! There's a thief, little policeman: it's too simple, looking for a thief!
Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music.
38. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad, so if it's bad, call it anything. Say who. If it's not good, say: let's make up.
Humor funny classic homophonic terrier Chapter III 39. Girls who love to laugh are all in good shape. Why are they so happy?
40. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
4 1. Going out in rainy days is also called pedaling wetlands.
42. I saw my country dog happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.
43. 100 yuan, after operation, has become a 40 yuan, perhaps this is a 40% discount operation.
44. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.
45. I don't care What do you care? Italy?
46. The reporter asked Ceng Yi: Can you earn money by singing a few words at a time with so few lyrics? Ceng Yi: If you don't earn much, earn pocket money.
47. I am a mature person. I don't eat in anger, I only eat when I'm full.
48. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.
49. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?
50. I went to buy oysters On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
5 1. "Why does the White Snake let Xu Xian go every time she is angry and sings?" "Because she is best at snake music."
52. Programmers who just graduated want to go to Ali or Tencent because they are new apes and horses.
53. There is a duckling in line, trying to align with the duck in front, but nothing is right, so it mumbles, do you hear? I'm sorry
54. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
55. A loaf of bread was walking on the road and suddenly sprained its foot. It's croissants.
56. Let me share with you the types of peppers, not spicy, slightly spicy, spicy, sweet and spicy. Today is my birthday.
Humorous homophonic jokes
Humorous homophonic jokes (1) 1. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs of the mind have been touching your stomach.
Xiaoming didn't feel well and went to see a doctor. After diagnosis, the doctor said his throat was "inflamed" and he said "hi".
Yongqi helped the grandmother to bathe and even pulled out the grandmother mud.
4. I asked my friend in Chengdu why he loves to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said, it's because if you wear it for a long time, you can keep it zero.
Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.
6. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.
7. Zhang Fei and Guan Yu rode together, with a cliff in front. Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse." Zhang Fei said, "I'm happy." Guan Yu said, "Stop your horse."
8. Look, I have two erasers here. You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).
9. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.
10. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was kindness for the crab to cook the dragon.
1 1. I accidentally trampled an ant to death, and the little ant said unjustly, that's the queen, meowed, we don't have a queen.
12. When you touch the scene, you occupy the word "touching the scene".
13. Even I don't love it. What do you love about Qiyi?
14. I won't say anything beautiful, but I said beautiful.
15. Even I didn't coax. Hong Shixian, what are you kidding?
16. Okay, bad, whatever. Three people are good friends. One day, well, go out with something bad. If it's bad, call something, say who it is, and if it's bad, say, let's make up.
17. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?
18. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, he was ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the way. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
19. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
20. I have a great job. What? Digging the lotus root
Humorous homophonic jokes (part two) 2 1. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."
22. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?
23. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?
24. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. The bear said, you can't be a berry, you can't be a berry. Did you hear that? No, you can't.
25. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?
26. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.
27. Girls who love to laugh can't be bad. Why are they so happy?
28. One day, the bear bought an ice cream. The sun is like fire, and the ice cream melts to the ground. The bear said, "It looks like mud. It looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.
29. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.
30. We can't feel the pulse of the times by ourselves, nor can we let your mother feel a blog. I wanted to give my life a try all day, so I turned around and asked your mother to give it a try. "
3 1. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.
I haven't washed my hair at home for four days. I turned out to be sexy and oily.
33. It's 36 degrees hot today. I went to buy two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
34. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.
35. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.
36. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?
37. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.
38. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?
40. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better. Lu You was so angry that our family couldn't get online.
Humorous homophonic jokes (Chapter 3) 4 1. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?
42. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "
43. Crabs and mussels took the exam together. When the crab was caught cheating, the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. The crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You are a fart."
44. You have to fill in your personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it in quietly and leave a little secret".
45. I hate being asked about my salary. There are many ways to humiliate me. Why did you choose this?
46. There is a piece of glass, and I feel a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!
47. You seem to have gained weight. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!
48. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.
49. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
50. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.
5 1. I know three kinds of berries. Strawberry misses me. Which one do you like
52. I don't like it if you don't like it. Who should I send the selfie to?
53. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
54. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.
55. If Huang Ting can't find it, go-ah.
56. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.
57. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says I can't eat them. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
58. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?
59. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.
60. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.
Homophonic terrier funny jokes cold humor recommendation
Funny jokes with homophonic stalks are cold and humorous (I) 1. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love to wear Rei Kawakubo so much, and he said it was because they kept wearing it for a long time.
2. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Dior in Parapara.
3. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"
The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.
It is raining. I stepped on the mud and fell. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.
6. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?
7. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.
8. One day, the bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't drop the ball, don't drop the ball, you hear me? Please don't leave.
9. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.
10. One day, the elephant ate ice cream and ate a lot. The more he eats, the more he wants to throw up. Then the mouse said, "The elephant is tired."
1 1. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."
12. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I dare not surf the Internet.
13. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?
14. You don't even love me. Iqiyi, what do you love?
15. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is missing. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, Grandpa, you rode away by yourself.
16. When the deer takes pictures of the rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."
17. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if his pronunciation was English or American, and he said that he really wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
18. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.
Do you know why the sea is blue? Because the fish in the sea are spitting blue bubbles.
20. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.
Humorous jokes (2)1. During the festival, the white rabbit said angrily to the deer: You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me? The deer said piteously, because I am a sika deer.
22. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.
23. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"
24. Don't love me. There is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.
25. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.
26. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted hard, but I couldn't fall, the dust didn't go, the dust didn't go. Did you hear that? I can't go back.
27. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!
28. It's hot at 36 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we cooled off the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.
29. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen
30. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.
3 1. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.
32. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.
33. Look, I have two erasers here. You don't know, do you? Why? Because you have no object (oak).
34. I went to school today, and the teacher asked me where the books were.
35. You don't like it, and neither do I. Who should I send the selfie to?
One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.
37. One day, the duckling was reading a book. Mother duck said to close the book after dinner. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. Did you hear that? Make up.
A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.
39. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.
40. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.
Homophonic terrier funny jokes cold humor (Chapter 3) 4 1. Pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.
42. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.
43. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?
44. My old colleague signed "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".
45. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.
46. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.
47. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."
48. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...
49. Yongqi helped the grandmother to take a bath and even pulled out the grandmother mud.
50. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.
5 1. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "
52. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.
53. If you won't kiss me, what will you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?
54. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.
55. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?
56. Teacher: What is four plus one? Xiaoming: Six minus one Teacher: Why do you say that when you know the answer? Xiaoming: Because we young people don't talk about martial arts.
57. "A piece of glass is ready to jump off a building. Guess what it will say? " "What?" "Good night, I'm broken."
When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It's called eating children's cheese.
59. Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has their own mobile phone.
60. I felt a little bitter after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put some dates in my chopsticks. After eating, I became impatient. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills.