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Jokes and sentences about losing weight; Jokes and jokes about losing weight.
1, weight loss joke sentence:

(1) For the noble thing of losing weight, we should wait until we are full to study it.

(2) There are two kinds of people in the world, those who eat delicious food and those who really want to lose weight.

You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.

2. Jokes about losing weight:

(1) A fat man wanted to lose weight and went to see a doctor. The doctor told him that if he wants to lose weight, he can only eat steamed bread slices. The fat man asked, doctor, did I eat steamed bread slices before meals? Or after dinner?

Hey, you stepped on my foot! Oh, you should be glad that I just lost weight recently.

(3) At the door of the operating room, the doctor who was sweating and soaking wet said to his family, "Sorry, we tried our best!" Family members heard the news and cried; "Really ... are you really powerless?" The doctor shook his head and sighed, "Your daughter is so fat that we really can't move on the operating table."