1. Once our tennis team came back from training, Xiao An lost to Zhao Liang of our department in the training match. He was very dissatisfied and always wanted to take the opportunity to get back at him. It was eight o'clock in the evening, and the front of the girls' dormitory was full of excitement. When we passed by, Xiao An suddenly shouted: Listen, the girl in Building 7, my name is Zhao Liang, and I am a law major. I live in Building No.8/room KLOC-0/15. I like watching porn and have hemorrhoids ... Since then, Zhao Liang has become a celebrity in the school. Is there really a girl who comes to inquire if there is really a Zhao Liang who loves watching porn and has hemorrhoids ... 2. It's really hot in summer of beijing, and I feel hot when I touch the bed. One night, the weather became a little cooler. I was sleeping when I suddenly felt something was wrong. I suddenly opened my eyes and saw my brother in the shop take a sock and put it on my head! I beat him up and threatened revenge! That night, after everyone was asleep, I sat up, except the one who put the socks, waiting for my revenge. Hey, hey, I sat up and touched his bedside. Because the electric mattress is used in winter, because it can't be folded, it is laid under it as a cushion. I touched the plug and plugged it in for him, and then everyone lay down. Five minutes later, he started baking cakes. After a while, he sat up and said, I touched mine again, only to find mine cold ... and then everyone laughed. One day, my brothers and I went shopping and felt hungry at noon. A brother said: I remember there is a good restaurant here with a discount. So everyone listened. When we arrived at the hotel, the service was poor, the service was slow, there were no dishes, and it was terrible and quite expensive. So everyone recommended the brother of the hotel to scold him and say something about playing tricks. The brother bowed his head and followed everyone out of the hotel. He glanced back at the gate and immediately fainted: TMD, I thought it was "folded". It turned out that a white pen was written on the wall of the hotel-demolition. And was scolded by everyone. 4. I didn't like class before, and I always wanted to escape. It happens that our contract law teacher's class is really boring, so his class is always less than half. He made a small report to the department, and the department sent someone to inform our class that we should check it next class. Whoever doesn't go will be investigated. Originally, I wanted to go to class, but I made an appointment with GF to go to the movies, so I tentatively asked my brothers in the dormitory if they would go to class tonight. The answer is yes. Of course, they asked me and I said yes. As a result, no one in the class went to class that night, and the teacher was very angry Later, our whole class was fined for extra classes. The girlfriend of the dormitory owner has a lot of clothes, which are usually put in the wardrobe of our dormitory. One day, the wind blew and it suddenly turned cold. I came to get my clothes. The boss's wardrobe was above the room, so he took a stool and stood up. Soon, the boss took a coat and asked his girlfriend, do you want this one? Girlfriend A: I want it. Took out a few more pieces, and the boss said, that's enough. Girlfriend A: No, I have to ... The boss was anxious and shouted, You're not bored, and my legs are weak. 7. Because I often skip classes, my teachers don't know me very well. At the end of last semester of junior year, in order to cope with the exam, I went to the classroom to prepare for the lecture on intellectual property law. As soon as I sat down, I was called up by the teacher: hey, this classmate, we have to do pre-test counseling here. If you teach yourself, please go to another classroom. 8. I played CS with my classmates a few days ago. When I went back, I also discussed the situation just now. Old black voice is very loud, dissatisfied with the defeat just now, complaining to Xiao Liang around him, you idiot, the police just opened the bag there, and you just gave him a knife and it was over. Just after that, we heard people around us say, you guys, come here. I turned around and found a policeman staring at us. I hurried over to explain that I almost became the murderer of the people's police, and I had to give the old black a beating ... 9. A man in our dormitory often drinks cold water to show off his fearless spirit. One day, there was no water in our dormitory and everyone died of thirst. We looked for water everywhere, and the bedroom next to us was short of water, so we had to endure it. Then he walked into the dormitory and said to us, that's cool. I just had a few sips of water from the toilet. We all laughed after hearing this, and it took him a long time to react. 10, a sophomore, was dragged to study at night when the exam was coming, and found that there were many people in the classroom and there were no seats left. I came up with a crooked trick. I strode onto the platform, picked up the chalk and wrote two big characters: There is a class. I saw the classroom in a hurry, and the people who were studying by themselves muttered, stood up and packed up and walked out of the classroom. I smiled and said to my buddy, what's the trick? Just two minutes later, another man came in again. I gave him a pout and said there was a class. The man said: I know. I'm the teacher who came to class. You are in the physics department, aren't you? I'm here as a substitute. Oh, I really have a class. It's really evil ... get out of here ...