Second, you like me best, and only you are the most unappreciative.

Third, there is nothing that can't be defeated, only Yuan who doesn't work hard.

Fourth, drinking honey water suddenly makes me want to laugh. It's really funny.

Women may betray you, brothers may cheat you, but math won't. Math can't!

6. Many movies have been released recently. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Everyone has a good boyfriend to recommend me.

No matter how bad your condition, skin and efficiency are, as long as you can sleep before ten o'clock for a month in a row, I'm here to guarantee that you can't.

Eight, dark circles are the signature of yesterday's troubles.

Nine, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face.

Ten, dry Malalai is not round at all!

With the vest line, I changed from gummy bear to hard bear, so I stopped practicing.

12. Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

Thirteen, don't envy others for being more mature than you, because they have met more bad people than you along the way.

Fourteen, there are two chickens at home, laying an egg every day. During the Spring Festival, the host carefully observes every day to see which chicken doesn't lay eggs and prepares to kill the chicken that doesn't lay eggs for the New Year. One chicken said to another chicken: I really can't meet such a master B. Why don't I lay two eggs every day and give you one on average, husband?

15. I am very emotional to see if I will invite my ex to the wedding. Why not consider whether there is such a big venue first? I like you today too!

Sixteen, life is long, just slow to the end.

Seventeen, when I have money, I will buy a bucket of instant noodles to eat, only eat noodles in soup, not drink, just pour.

Eighteen, ah, let a spiritual person go to his favorite place to take risks, and you need to enjoy eating sea plug.

Nineteen, after I die, it doesn't matter if he floods.

Twenty, today's restriction, I want all my sugar iced.

Twenty-one, I heard that it should be suitable for love. Is the prince there?

Twenty-two, wake up in the morning, the room is full of hair, but there is no hair on my head.

Twenty-three, for personal reasons, I still remain obese this summer.

Twenty-four, life is not easy for pigs to sigh

Twenty-five. In the past, horses and chariots wrote slowly, and they only loved one person in their lives. Now the network technology is developed, and 50 people can be green in one day.

silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

Live well until summer.

I asked Swallow why you came. The swallow said, mind your own business.

Twenty-nine, a man's anger is like shooting. Just a little. It's okay to sweep the floor after the bombing. A woman's anger is like the integral of a membership card. It's no big deal to add a few points at a time, but if the score is above 100, you will be cuckolded.

I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor now. He only put a dollar in my bowl.

Love everything in the world, without exception, without a favorite.

Thirty-two, I record frequently, just because life is worth living.

Not only did my bed collapse, but also the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.

34. Keep the secret of youth: lie about your age.

Thirty-five My shoulder itches a little. Maybe I grew up in little wings.

Thirty-six, I heard that everyone in China touches their mobile phone once a day on average. I laughed and talked nonsense. Obviously, I woke up once and picked it up and put it down before going to bed.