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Funny advertising words, such as fragrance, drink more than 700 million people a year, and your body can circle the earth twice. Are there any funny advertisements?
1. Plan around to make you bigger: a corporate slogan

2. A sense of security comes from a set of condoms.

Maybe the best beer in the world comes from Carlsberg.

4. New Beijing, Great Olympics comes from: Beijing Olympic Games

5. Dress naturally from: Benny Road

6. The world without strangers comes from Giordano.

7. Chat started from Nokia 33 10.

8. There is a kind of wine that is passed down: Shiba Inu beer.

9. Part I: Come in early, come in late, come in sooner or later. Part II: Eat more, eat less, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more, eat more.

10. It's your fault that you didn't buy it once, and it's my fault that you didn't buy it twice: on the fruit stand.

1 1. On boiling wine, heroes and talented people come from all over the world: talented men's wear.

12. Men should have their own voice: Alcatel mobile phone.

13. Wanshui Qian Shan is close to the cyber sky, allowing you to fly high and face it easily. From: China Telecom Series.

14. Sow the next action and you will gain a habit; Sow a habit and you will gain a character; Sow a character and you will reap a fate from: William? James

15. Wan Jiale, Lewanjia. From: Wan Jiale.

16. There are as many moving stories as there are southern motorcycles. From: Southern Motorcycle.

17. Go to work happily and go home safely. From: public service advertisement

Yan dance, Yan dance, a piece of love. From: Yanwu tape recorder.

18. Master Kong's instant noodles are delicious and visible. From: Master Kong.

19. Don't be too smart! From: Shanshan suit

20. Let 100 million people get smart first. From: Giant Brain Gold

2 1.*** Create a better future and a better life. From: Midea Electric Appliances

22. provincial excellent department, Ge You? From: Shuanghui ham sausage.

23. Drink Confucian banquet wine and write articles for the world. Said by: Confucius Banquet Wine

24. Health makes the future. Said by: Neptune

25. Good teeth, good appetite, good health and delicious food. From: blue sky six must rule

26. Forever green, forever Qin Chi. Said by: Qin Chi.

27. Take the red-flag bus and take Zhonghua Road. From: Hongqi Automobile.

28. If you want good skin, use Dabao in the morning and evening. From: Dabao

29. The wine in Confucius' house makes people homesick. Said by: Confucius Family Wine

30. The new concept of calcium supplementation, absorption is the key. From: Long Mu Zhuanggu Granules

3 1. Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy road. From: Huiyuan Juice

32. I only see you. From: Wahaha Pure Water

33. very cola, very choice from: very cola

34. The New Year is new and interesting, and it is gratifying to congratulate Coca-Cola. Said by: Coca-Cola

35. Give melatonin as a gift. From: melatonin

36. Rejoice is so confident. From: Celebration.

37. Go beyond the performance limit and enjoy the wonderful computing from AMD.

38. American goods, local prices come from: Dell.

39. Classic precision casting, meaningful collection from: BenQ.

40. Different from wisdom: dopod

4 1. The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products will become stronger. It comes from: Aoni Gleditsia Shampoo Essence.

42. A classic romance that can be passed down comes from real estate.

43. Strength creates value from: CCTV

44. I was born angry! From: mineral water advertisement

45. Come and go in a hurry: from the side.

46. The feeling of no friction is like flying out of some lubricating oil.

47. Not to seduce anyone, but to care for beauty: the slogan of beauty chain stores

48. Born in: Johnson.

49. The endless aftertaste after the peak feeling comes from: cigarettes

50. Crystal clear and cool! Said by: Sprite

5 1. See the world with the third eye. From: seagull camera advertisement

52. A hundred words are worth a key. Said by: a typewriter advertisement

When the sun rises, our love will always come from the sun god.

54. Love me and chase me, but please don't kiss me! Said by: A big slogan posted on the back of the car.

55. Stop, and then you can see it comes from: Bank of China.

56. If there is space, it may come from: Buick.

57. Breaking through technology and enlightening the future comes from: Audi.

58. More lubrication and less friction come from: unified lubricating oil.

59. As long as the hearts are connected, shake hands thousands of miles apart. From: China Unicom

60. Audi's success and technology shine.

6 1. There is no best, only better comes from Aucma.

62. Everything in the world is different, only Pepsi. Said by: Pepsi.

63.*** Enjoy, and you can win * * *! From: Modern Advertising

64. Band-Aids firmly believe that there are no unhealed wounds in Band-Aids.

65. Work at will and live a relaxed life, from Lenovo Tianyi.

66. Mastering the infinite future comes from the spread of Daxian.

67. Freedom of technological creation comes from association.

68. Paramore's life comes from Joyo.

69. Covering Tian Li every day, calcium supplement and vitality come from: covering Tian Li.

70. So the water comes from Robust.

7 1. The world is wide because of you: China Netcom.

72. The pace of life is controlled by Ericsson.

73. M-Zone-My website. Listen to me.

74. Industry serves the country and national prosperity is its own responsibility: Changhong.

75. Yes, why not: Alcatel OT5 15.

76.27th floor purification comes from Robust.

77. Promoting family health comes from: Shu Fujia.

78. Spring is full of guests and friends. Spring is full of ham and sausages.

79. Aoni shampoo: black hair, made in China: Aoni shampoo.

80. Shanghai Buick: Contemporary spirit, the contemporary car comes from: Shanghai Buick.

8 1. Runxun Communication: The call to the world should come from: Runxun Communication.

82. Confucian family wine: Confucian family wine makes people homesick. From: Confucius Family Wine

83. Master Kong: Delicious and visible from: Master Kong

84. Business communication: Technology makes you more relaxed. From: business communication.

85. Try to laugh, often McDonald's comes from McDonald's.

86. The depth of the results comes from: Southern Weekend.

87. Wonderful Hunan, the red net is clear! From: Red Net

88. Because of the Internet, the earth is like a village! From: the fourth media

89. One texture and two expressions come from: panda mobile phone.

90. The long-awaited interpretation of Wei Yi comes from: Amoi color screen mobile phone.

9 1. The cultural communication art classic of Shengshi Guoxue comes from a cultural communication company.

92. I'll show you if you don't believe me! Said by: cockroach killer

93. Born in: Johnson.

94. Jin Xue Beer, the taste of true feelings! From: Jin Xue Beer.

95. Listen to the world and conquer the world from: Haier mobile phone.

96. Know women better than women.

97. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun

98. China Netcom comes from my world: China Netcom.

99. Wireless Your Unlimited Source: Intel

100. There is Sanyo at home, which is warm in winter and cool in summer. It comes from Sanyo Air Conditioning.

10 1. From: Motorola Mobile Phone.

102. Who moved me? From: FM365 website

103. Flexibility makes the basketball court no longer a plane. From: Li Ning brand.

104. Don't kiss me, I'm afraid to fix it. From: moisturizing oil

105. One call and four responses! From: Audio Company Advertisement

106. Everything! From: Jiaozidian advertisement

107. Well-deserved from: pawnshop advertisement.

108. Grab a man's hat! From: hat company advertisement

109. Nothing! From: Barber shop advertisement

1 10. Ask for it! Said by: Pharmacy advertisements are no strangers! Said by: typewriter advertisement

If your car can swim, please don't brake and go straight. From: road traffic advertisements

1 12. The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel! From: new book advertisement

1 13. Always let your driver's license expire before you. From: car showroom advertisement

1 14. Please remember that God is not perfect. He prepared spare parts for cars, but people didn't. From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

1 15. Small parting is sour, but gathering is sweet. From: an advertisement for sour juice drinks.

1 16. Print everything except banknotes. From: the advertisement of the printing company

1 17. More joy, more choices come from: McDonald's.

1 18. Beauty is up to you. From: up2tu

1 19. From my world, from China Netcom.

120. The sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company.

12 1. Let there be no hard business in the world: Let honest businessmen get rich: They have already done business online, what about you? Said by: Alibaba

122. Keep innovating, because the heart comes from Acer.

123. Recruitment of female secretary: look like a young girl, think like an adult man, act like a mature woman and act like a donkey! Said by: an American newspaper

124. Apply "spot" as soon as possible, and don't leave "pox". From: an advertisement from a cosmetics company in Hong Kong.

125. If you don't like this course after listening to a lesson, you can ask for a refund of tuition, but you must speak it in French. From: an advertisement for enrollment in a French class.

126. Please don't flirt with the woman who just walked out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. From: beauty salon billboard

127. Innovation means that life comes from Hisense.

128. There is a beautiful place, Vanke Four Seasons Flower City comes from: Vanke.

129. The infinite life of architecture comes from Vanke.

130. notorious, fragrant Wan Li comes from: stinky tofu

13 1. Everything comes from: electric iron

132. Why be extremely smart? The root of wisdom comes from the essence of hair growth.

133. The upward flow of water comes from: Zibo Submersible Pump Factory.

134. Big stones become smaller, small petrochemical! From: treatment of lithiasis

135. "Idle" wife and good mother from: washing machine

136. "oral", "convinced"! From:

137. Full of secrets of youth! From: handbag

138. Thirty-six measures from the top: shoes

139. Give your pure gold heart for her festival! From: Jewelry.

140. With our fishing line, you can find the fish before it finds you: Johnson fishing tackle.

14 1. Life is a sport. Drink it. Said by: Gatorade drinks

142. Choosing Viju Al shows that you have a smart mind. From: Vijual Glasses Company.

143. Canon, we can see what you want to express. From: Canon Company (camera)

144. The popular fifth season comes from: Jianlibao.

145. Every day is spring in Kunming.

146. If you don't come, the advertising star is from him: CCTV advertising Canon.

147. Enjoy the thrill of taking pictures in the dark! From: Siemens S57

148. The touching moment of sending MMS comes from: MMS.

149. Inspiration lights up life! From: Siemens.

150. Wisdom deduction is everywhere! From: Motorola mobile phone

15 1. I will fight for my career and I will never give up on you! Said by: Ericsson

152. Bird mobile phone, the fighter in the mobile phone comes from: Bird mobile phone.

153. Ordos cashmere sweater warms the world from: Ordos cashmere sweater

154. Jie Ting 245 It doesn't matter how big the action is: Jie Ting.

155. As a bright cow, producing bright milk comes from: light.

156. Li Bai's penetrating red is different. I don't remember. qz

157. No cavity-peak comes from: peak.

158. The value of cable and the enjoyment of wireless come from: PHS.

159. Enjoy Happy Technology from: BenQ.

160. The solution of "Four Seas One" comes from IBM.

16 1. Wahaha purified water: loving you equals loving yourself from: Wahaha.

162. Nongfu Spring: A little sweet from: Nongfu Spring

163. Broad and profound, Siemens from: Siemens

164. Everything is under control from: Ericsson

165. Sound is the best, and two people know each other thousands of miles. From: Best.

166. The call to the world should come from: Run Xun.

167. Let's do better! Said by: Philips

168. Warm family, big arowana family. Said by: arowana

169. Nature is the healthiest, and a good green mood comes from: Master Kong.

170. Building a network world comes from: winning Haiwei.

17 1. Nippon paint: shining everywhere! From: Nippon Paint.

172.fm365: true love interaction! From: fm365. com

173. A solemn life is an auspicious life. Said by: Zhuang Ji suit.

174. Everyone is worried about gifts. I send Arctic sea dog oil. From: Arctic sea dog oil.

175. If the clutch of life is a drama, then a century of harmony has long been arranged! From: Centennial Runfa

176. The sky is high and the clouds are light. From: Yipin Huangshan.

177. Enjoy the ride! From: Mitsubishi elevator

178. I am, I am, I am from: Eastman Women's Network.

179. Let the weak be strong and the pessimists move forward. From: Southern Weekend.

180. Goldlion-Men's World! From: Goldlion.

18 1. It's no big deal: breast enhancement.

182. When you saw us, I was talking about our news on paper; When you can't see us, I am on my way with our news. From: Southern Weekend New Edition Advertising Language

183. Time exists because of me: Rossini table.

184. As long as you have a dream, everything can come true. From: Hongkong Telecom.

185. Southern Weekend is popular from: Southern Weekend.

186. Time changes everything from: radar watch

187. Everyone knows that it comes from: Arctic velvet.

188. Look for him in the crowd, and you can get as many degrees as you want: Electrolux refrigerator.

189. The bank around you, the trustworthy bank comes from: China Industrial and Commercial Bank.

190. trefoil: children who learn piano will not go bad. From: Trifolium Piano.

19 1. Kodak: String together every moment of life from: Kodak

192. Volkswagen Beetle: I think it's better to be small: Volkswagen Beetle.

193. It has been imitated and never surpassed. From: car advertisement

194. Happy life I have a set from: condom advertising.

195. Lucent's innovative technology is driven by Lucent.

196. Everything is wonderful because of you: Nestle Coffee.

197. The beauty of sports is enjoyed by the world: Li Ning.

198. Crane dancing and white sand flying from my heart: white sand smoke.

199. Want to know the taste of "clearing your mouth"? From: Qingkou

200. With a flick of a finger, the whole world is interconnected from: Internet Weekly.

20 1. A book in hand, hand in hand for life: modern family.

Choosing a "reader" means choosing an excellent culture, a new vision and a good friend in life. From: reader magazine

203. More choices and more laughter come from McDonald's.

204. Mrs Fang, make home feel better. From: Mrs. Fang's locker.

205. There is only one thing in the world, and I am dependent on you in this life! Said by: The Story of the Stone

206. We have been working hard! Said by: Edo

207. After a storm, there is always sunshine: a thousand-year-old wine.

208. What men want from suits is what women want from men: suits.

209. Evening News, No Evening News Beijing Evening News from: Beijing Evening News

2 10. It turns out that life can be better: beautiful air conditioning.

2 1 1. Tomorrow, will you still send me Crystal Love? Said by: Crystal Love Jelly

2 12. The fun of going in and out of the bathroom comes from the bathroom.

2 13. Where there is home, there is Unilever: Unilever.

2 14. Losing weight is actually an attitude towards life.

2 15. When remy martin is open, good things will come naturally. From: remy martin.

2 16. If the five fingers are the same length, how to meet the different needs of users? From:

2 17. the advertisement of xinfei is well done, but the refrigerator of xinfei is good: xinfei refrigerator.

2 18. Legendary quality, a century of Changyu from: Changyu

2 19. Li Ning: Keep the wonderful for yourself from: Li Ning

220. Once owned, there is no choice but to come from Fiyta.

22 1. technology makes it easier for you to come from: business contacts.

222. Love is a Chinese knot, and the universal heart of Unicom comes from Unicom.

223. Haier China Manufacturing: Haier.

224. Sohu: Daily footprint life comes from: Sohu.

225. I want to learn from jelly widely: widely.

226. The national treasure panda with pure heart and high sky comes from: panda.

227. The world is different from MOTO.

228. Let go of your prejudice and you will make wonderful discoveries! Said by: Konica

Let's do it: Nike.

230. Creativity is like gold and dedication is like cattle: Taurus advertisement.

23 1. Don't let men have it all: bra ads.

232. Like a lover's hand: condom advertisement.

233. A nest of gold and silver is not as comfortable as your own nest. From: real estate advertising

Love is you! From: Wahaha

235. A kind of classical romance that can be passed down comes from real estate.

236. Strength creates value from CCTV.

237. Love life and Fang La! From: Fang La

238. What will happen to the world if human beings lose association? From: Lenovo

239. Be a woman! From: breast enhancement

240. The world in your eyes? From: Sina.com.

24 1. Do you have 100 million Tang today? From: Tang Yi. com

242. Only soluble in the mouth, insoluble in the hand. Said by: m & amp; M chocolate

243. Three thousand troubles are a new starting point for health. Said by: Pan Ting Shampoo.

244. Weiwei Soymilk, have fun. From: Weiwei soybean milk

245. Our glory comes from your grace. Said by: Sassoon Shampoo

246. A diamond lasts forever, but a diamond lasts forever. From: diamond ring

247. Put my heart in your palm. From: Meijiajing Hand Cream

248. Small body and big taste. Said by: kissing chocolate

249. The milk is fragrant and silky. Said by: Dove Chocolate

250. Listening does not mean silence. Sometimes silence is also a kind of power. From: Platinum Jewelry

25 1. Didi is fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. Said by: Nestle Coffee

252. The love for crystal will remain unchanged for life. Said by: Jerry Motojiro

253. China Mobile Communication, communication starts from the heart! From: China Mobile Communications

254. Netease, the power of gathering people online! From: Netease

255. People-oriented technology, Nokia comes from: Nokia.

256. Heaven and earth are upright, and the network comes from: Heaven and Earth Network.