1 I am like a fly lying on the glass, and my future is bright. Don't blame the dog for following me if I don't have two steamed buns. Boss, don't you eat beef noodles? Why is there no beef? People still call it the old lady's cake. Maybe buy it and give it to your wife. 3 About the previous thong. Take off your underwear and look at your ass. Now, take off your ass and look at your underwear. 4 What is optimism? Just like a teapot, my ass is burning red and I am in the mood to whistle. Why is pear the hottest fruit? A: The pear (ion) is burnt. Who is the darkest anime character? A: Robot cat, because you can't see your fingers? A: Robot cat, because he always reaches out to others. What will a wolf become when he comes to the North Pole? Answer: Betel nut (direwolf) 8 What chicken runs fast in the world? What chicken is slow to answer: KFC (fast) Nicole Kidman (slow) 9 What animal is the owner? Answer: Pig, because the owner of pig (pearl) is 10 triangle tree, which was sent to the North Pole for planting. What tree has it become? Answer: trigonometric function (cold tree) 1 1 Mr banana took off his clothes when he was walking in the street. He fell down after it was very hot. 12 Why did Adam and Eve steal the forbidden fruit? Teacher: Why is the body cold after death? Classmate: Because peace of mind is naturally cool. Xiao Qiang: Dad, 2004. How can you be a silly child? 15 the ant fell from the Himalayas, but it didn't die. Why? A: He starved to death. It took a long time to float down because it was too light. 16 Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller? A: Because we are getting farther and farther, 17A picked up a mirror, looked at it and said; People here are familiar with each other. Is it? Let me see (holding a mirror), it's me! I don't even know you. 18 The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved him. What did the white cat say to the black cat? Answer: Meow 19 An egg came out of its ass. Hen: What are you doing? Egg: Your fart stinks. A white horse is a white horse, a black horse is a dark horse, and a black and white horse is a zebra, so a black and white horse is a shy zebra.

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