I gnash my teeth at this situation, but I can't change it. After I have been hysterical for n times, I have made up my mind to make a profound review and turn over a new leaf. From now on, I will never be choosy or soft-hearted. Since then, beauty and ugliness have their own needs, and black and white have their own needs (except for those who are disfigured, hemiplegic and bald). However, there is a principle that I must always hold firmly and unshakable, that is, I don't love unless I am thin! Prove: Solution: 1, thin MM does not need to lose weight. Since 1990s, obesity has been increasing in MM's mind. Today, it has surpassed cancer, AIDS and Ebola virus and become the biggest incurable disease in MM's mind. It is precisely because of this that MM has not turned to the front line of fighting obesity at all costs. Today they buy V26, tomorrow they have to buy ambien, and the day after tomorrow they use the Mediterranean diet and study recipes all day. I'm also worried that eating two kinds of food together may have a chemical reaction and play a role in fattening. Once you find a magic diet pill and try it on yourself, you will tell each other and toss each other. This kind of abnormal psychology is very easy to hurt fish ponds. I mean, in such hot weather, she will probably let me ride to the city to search for new special diet pills, weight-loss equipment and even weight-loss rhythmic gymnastics VCD for her. I shudder at the thought of it. 2. Thin MM has no life-threatening cough. The scientific experience accumulated by reading newspapers for many years shows that many diet pills contain thyroxine, and drinking more diet tea is also dangerous for hyperthyroidism. After losing too much weight, dieting developed into a hunger strike, leading to anorexia nervosa, eating difficulties, malnutrition, decreased immune function, decreased resistance, multiple organ failure, hematopoietic dysfunction, diabetes, hypertension, coronary heart disease, sexual dysfunction, and finally cerebral hemorrhage ... Finally, I died. You say thin MM is also malnourished? Ok, let's say that one day you took two MM out to sea, and the ship sank when it hit the rocks with a big wave or a loud noise. You have to leave one person alive. Now it's just two MM's, one fat and one thin. Tell me who you threw away. 3, thin MM eat less pig eight quit fat? That's because people eat too much. On the contrary, thin MM must eat very little. Thin MM must be slim, how much can you eat? Cherry mouth, noodles are the most suitable, and it's a three-yuan bowl of Lamian Noodles, or vegetarian. In this way, I saved myself from the repeated ravages of pork chops, steaks, lamb chops and endless KGB on my already full wallet, which was beautiful and nourishing to think of. It is also possible that she has been insisting on losing weight, so as to keep a slim figure, which is better and afraid of rebound. Besides boiled water, even snacks are my overall agent. 4, thin MM figure is not good, is it also an advantage? The answer is: calculate! Generally speaking, I really yearn for MM to be exquisite and convex. In theory, I completely allow local fat to be too much-I mean, the excessive part is too much. But compared with minced pork ... I think I still love sparerib women a little. Because ... er ... have you ever heard of "big breasts and no brains"? If you don't have breasts, no one will say that. In addition, if you are not careful, this MM is quite brainy, and absolutely no one will touch the small breasts. It's good not to be plump, and attract fewer people with ulterior motives. Do you think it's good to be plump? Yes, Yang Guifei is quite beautiful. She jumped from a skirt under their hooves, and they might trample on those moths, right? But who did you hear it from? Bai Juyi? Eternal regret song? I've heard this before, and I can recite it all, but Yang Guifei has no photos and can't verify it. Otherwise, I'll give you a hoe and you dig the ancient tomb. 5, thin MM small voice and loud voice are really harmful. Going to the supermarket with her is endless. When your eyes slightly greeted beautiful MM, she exclaimed, "Where are you looking?" ! "I'm afraid you will suffer from tinnitus sequelae from now on. If you get flushed and attract a lot of contempt, where will you put your face? It is best to be thin. How loud can that little body be? At most, I gently twist the back of your hand, stare at you gently, and gently scold you: "You are good or bad ..." In addition, it can be concluded from the small voice that thin MM must not snore when sleeping, which is an important discovery. 6. thin MM does not take up space. First of all, she and I don't have to buy tickets for three seats by bus. When watching movies, we don't have to worry that the one sitting in the back row keeps complaining that we can't see anything, and we don't have to worry about whether we will be recognized as the number one culprit on the list after the door accidentally slams down in a crowded playground. Thin MM is good, if there is only one seat sitting on my lap, I won't feel pressured. Thin MM is good, so you don't have to bother to lift your feet when you get in and out of the seat at the movies. Thin MM is ok, there is no guarantee that she will squeeze into the playground gate for such a chicken rib. Isn't there a fence beside it? Isn't there a gap in the fence? Drill holes. 7, thin MM saves clothes "Guan Guan Luo Yu, in the boat of the river, my fair lady, a gentleman is good", but there is a fat lady on the stall, all plain. Don't expect "elegance", you have to find a way to rely on "elegance", but is elegance that simple? When I think of the word "elegance", I don't know why, but I will soon think of the fur of many rare animals … and money. Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, Southeast Asian stores can't do it. You have to see Europe. A mink coat can't do it. There must be at least two changes, right Not even a coat, right? There must be at least three sets and four sets, right? There are also fur hats, boots, fur scarves ... 8. Thin MM saves wedding expenses. The jade palm is flat and the fingers are slender ... In fact, my biggest concern is whether the ring finger is slender. How beautiful the slender ring finger is. Choose a small ring when you buy it. Such a small ring doesn't deserve a big diamond, does it? How ugly. Therefore, diamonds are also small. How much do you think this will save me? 9. Thin MM brings family harmony. Families in modern China are now filled with the unreasonable phenomenon of "women are superior to men", which is deeply hated by male compatriots. Countless family disputes are caused by gay men's unremitting pursuit of independence, freedom and democratic consultation rights, and finally the contradictions escalate. First of all, I'm thin, so I'm not entirely sure I can get it, so I will have to face the following multiple-choice questions in my married life: a. Go to Shaolin Temple to study eagle claw iron cloth shirts; B. buy a full set of ancient Roman armor in case of accidents; C. draw a sword and commit suicide. A it's too far, and my wife doesn't pay for the ticket; B it's too expensive. People can't afford it because it is an antique. C, good try. Do you think I'm a fool? In this way, I have to suppress reactionary thoughts in my heart every day and accumulate over time. If one day it breaks out ... my wife will inevitably be separated ... so it's better to be a thin, innocent girl, leaning on you or holding your hand like a little darling. Wherever I go, people will be amazed: "This wall man! Wall people, wall people! "I promise, if it is a fat boy holding your hand, no one will say so. Bet a dollar. To sum up, it can be proved by reason that thin mm is the best mm.