1, give me your money and let me suffer alone! 56. Boys are poor, or they don't know how to struggle: girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

2. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

3. Happiness is scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, it itches but I can't catch it. More unfortunately, for a long time, neither the soul nor the body felt itchy.

Love is a road, friends are trees, there is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

5, love is also a luxury, you can only watch from a distance, don't fantasize and don't touch, because to meet the right person at the right time and in the right place, both are indispensable.

6. Water said: I have been flowing tirelessly all day, surrounding you and holding you tightly.

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother.

8. Everyone has at least one dream and one strong reason.

9. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still disdained me.

10, iron pestle can be ground into needles, and wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

1 1. Have you ever seen anyone thank others like this? ) 23. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! 24. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12! 25. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain.

12, if there is a problem, find the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

13, I am also a spoony seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

14 Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

15, like the fox fur coat in the Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will make people awake.

16, my principle is: I won't attack if people don't attack me; If someone attacks me, I will be angry! 38. I slowly discovered that talents are goblins! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue! 39. After listening to your words, saints study.

17, loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. Confused, don't pursue the truth ... The truth is a bitch! 3 1. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

18, when I was a child, I often made faces in the mirror; In old age, mirrors are flat.

19. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain.

20, the red apricot does not go out of the wall, resolutely pull it out.

2 1. I will have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, and others will say "Hao Shuai's father!" 59. Fish said: I always open my eyes to leave your side.

22. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

23. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits.

24. "Many times, we are either repeating our own lives or repeating the lives of others.

25, pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

26. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

I am so beautiful that I can't die ~ ~ ~ 5. I eat porridge every day, but I don't want to. I went for a walk in the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge.

I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

30. The green hills remain the same, and the firewood remains the same.

3 1 In fact, true happiness is not living like others, but being able to live according to your own wishes.

32. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

33, who is it, holding my hand and gathering my half-life madness; Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

35. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

36, playing in the water, all drowned; Fly with me, and all * * * will fall to death.

37. Old advice: Daughter, eat a little to lose weight.