A man came to a local gym to lose weight in order to slim himself down. There are all kinds of fitness programs in the gym, which looks quite complicated, so this guy chose the cheapest one, that is, losing one catty an hour. He was taken to a house where a girl stood. She held a sign that said, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me!" " "This guy immediately accepted the challenge and started chasing the girl, but every time he was about to catch the girl, he ran for her. An hour passed, and he still didn't catch the girl. The fitness instructor took him to weigh a catty, just a catty. " "That's good," the guy thought. I can lose weight and be happy. "This time he chose a slightly more expensive weight loss plan, and he could lose two pounds an hour. He was taken to a room where two girls stood. They both held signs that said, "If you can catch me, you can fuck me!"! ""This guy was so excited that he chased the two girls desperately, but in the end he didn't catch up with them. An hour later, the coach weighed him again, just losing two pounds. At this time, this guy was angered. He told the manager that he would choose the most expensive weight loss plan. The manager assured him that he would lose ten pounds in an hour, but added that the plan was very dangerous. This guy thinks, isn't it just a few more girls? The more opportunities, the more opportunities, and at least one can be caught. He urged the manager to send him to the most expensive room quickly, although the manager kept telling him of the danger. So the man was taken to a house a little farther away. They let him in and locked the door outside. The room was dimly lit and a chimpanzee was waiting for him. He saw a sign in his hand, which said, "If I catch you, I will * *!" "