1. If someone asks you how you got fat, you can say you forgot. Don't explain, the more you explain, the more sad you get.

2. What is the Tang Priest riding? Wukong is a floating cloud, Bajie loves Xiaoyue Yue, and Friar Sand pretends to be Brother Sharp.

When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: if you ignore me, I will ignore you.

Xiao Liu bought a parrot. In order to let the parrot learn the tongue, he kept repeating to the parrot, "Hey … Hey …"