2. In the hot summer, I am happy when I think of you, happy when I see you, happy when I am close to you, and I want to bite you when I hold you in my hand. That feeling is really cool! I love you, Popsicle!
A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said, "I love you." The little girl said, "Can you be responsible for my future?" Little boy: "Of course! We are not children for a year or two! "
4, car accident! The driver is unconscious and the pet dog is safe. The traffic police asked the dog: What was your master doing before the accident? The puppy is drinking water and wobbling. Traffic police: Oh, drinking. Then what are you doing? The puppy sits up and holds the steering wheel with both hands.
5, birds fly away with couples, and people are good with quality. This means that you will be who you want to be. Now I finally know why you like orangutans so much!
6. I'm sorry to send you a message when you are busy. If I am disturbed, I want to say to you … what a suck! Who told you not to contact me for so long? If you don't reply, I will continue to harass!
7. I thought about it for a long time, but I decided to start with you. I'm going to cut you into pieces with a knife, watch you show bright red meat, then open my mouth and bite hard, and then take another bite. Wow! This watermelon is too sweet!
8. After watching the Three Kingdoms, the tiger went to catch pigs and saw that there were no pigs in the pigsty: empty city plan! I turned around and saw a dead pig on the animal trap. I was shocked: danger! Suddenly I'm glad to see you again: yo-ho, there's a honey trap!
Xiaoming is proud that his father is a great engineer. Xiao Ming: "Do you know the Himalayas? That was built by my father. " Xiaohua: "Do you know the Dead Sea? That was killed by my father. "
10, in the taxi, the driver was listening to the radio, and a voice came from the radio: "Hello everyone! I am Christine, Christine! " The driver mumbled, "What a world this is! Now you can connect the radio! "
1 1, the forest is full of trees. I sit on my knees and stroke the lyre. You stand, which is my only bosom friend. So, you and I have achieved an eternal story-casting pearls before swine.
12, yesterday, 3,986 freshmen of Southeast University began to report one after another, and it was also the first university in Nanjing. Among the freshmen, a girl named Zhou Wenting stands out. Her student number "11111"is called the best student number in history. It is estimated that after 1 1 years, there will be no student number' 22222222'!
13, boss: Hello, comrades! Employee: The boss is the best! Boss: Comrades have worked hard! Employee: The boss is the hardest! Boss: It's sunny this summer, and all the comrades are tanned! Employee: The boss is the blackest!
14, I said to myself: yutujing, you must be happy! But he is a man like the wind, crushing my elegant dignity and making me as lonely as fireworks ... will you stay? Elder Tang, will there be a banshee in the Western Heaven to love you for me?
15, dear, whenever I lie in your warm arms, I wish time could stop at this happy moment, but I can't stop the passage of time. Now I have to leave you, dear, and go to sleep!
16. weather forecast for this city: the temperature will drop tonight, and the southwest wind will be five to six, which will bring money. The meteorological department reminds the public to keep warm when traveling at night and beware of catching a cold. Happy April Fool's Day!
17. April Fool's Day, please label your life as happy, so that laughter, embarrassment, relaxation, fatigue, health, illness and beautiful mood can be discounted.
18. You were selected as the special guest of the Extraordinary 4+ 1 "Fool" Music Festival. The theme of the program is to enjoy the "fool" music of yourself and the whole people. If "Fool" has not been resurrected, the next issue will continue, and there will be "Fool" every year!
19. Black eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face keep me awake at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!
20. You are wearing a fool's net, holding a fool's fork in your hand and a fool's basket on your waist. You are good at catching "fool's shrimp", and "fool's head is not big, fool's eyes blink, everyone loves you." You are the legendary flower of fools, haha. Happy April Fool's Day!
2 1. Be grateful to the noble people in your life, remember to thank those you have loved, strive for those you really love, make friends with those you can trust, and silently send blessings to the stupid people around you: Happy April Fool's Day!
22. This is the April Fool's Day service hotline. Please call 1 10 for a free ride, 1 19 for a free bath, 1 14 for a free chat, and 120 for a free physical examination. Please reply directly: Happy April Fool's Day.
23. Shh, I have good news for you! I asked the Monkey King to be your assistant, your rider for nothing, Friar Sand to be your brother, Pig Bajie to be your secret, and Tang Priest to help you. See if you are satisfied? But none of this is true. The really good news is that I tell you: fooling the whole person should be in April 1. Fools can be fooled, and happiness is the premise!
24. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria wear the same spirit, line up neatly and walk through your body with vigorous steps. ...
25. Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!
26. You are standing in the crowd, and your long hair is blown by the gentle wind, echoing in my heart for a long time like the most beautiful melody in the world. I want to say: your wig is going to fall off. ...
27. Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? * * * Play a song titled * * * "At least you"! [April Fool's Day prank newsletter]
28. Dear users, your mobile phone has the function of withdrawing money. Just take out the sim card and insert it into the ATM. If ATM doesn't accept business, please hit ATM with your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!
29. Has anyone ever told you that your looks are unique? Thick eyebrows like Zhu Shimao, high nose like Jiancang, and the corners of his mouth are even more curled than those of a star boy. Fool you, fool you: Happy April Fool's Day!
30. Every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day!
3 1. Ah! Your panel is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!
32. Weather forecast: Your family pays RMB during the day, checks at night, and there are gold bars in the area. At midnight, a lot of dollars poured into the euro. Please bring your helmet and sack, and make a fortune on April Fool's Day. Have fun with your money!
33. The first kiss gave cigarettes, the romance gave wine, the confusion gave eyes, the rhythm gave music, the first night gave dreams, the body gave lovers, the derailment gave trains, the madness gave brains, and the clearest blessing gave you: Happy April Fool's Day!
34. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today because. . . You are already very happy! Happy April Fool's Day!
35. Without green leaves, how can we set off the fragrance of safflower, how can we set off the breadth of the sea, how can we set off the majesty of the mountain without Pingshan, and how can we set off our cleverness without you. Happy April Fool's Day.
36. Blessing is not my intention; Greetings are not just a few words; Care, locked in the heart; Missing has nothing to do with you; Memories, April Fool's Day: Funny is my purpose; Unfortunately, there is only one truth to tell you: I miss you, and I hope you can send me a message to show that you have not forgotten me.
37. It is a pleasure to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you is immediate. Happy April Fool's Day!
38. This newsletter is particularly good. You will be lucky when you receive it. The youth forwarded is not old, and the banknotes sent in groups will follow. The content is: April Fool's Day should be civilized, and it is fun to tell good jokes! Send it in groups!
39. I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.
40. One day, the little turtle said to his mother, "The pig said that there is a new software to clean the memory of the mobile phone. You can easily lose weight by shaking it hard! " Mother turtle said, "Good boy, don't listen to their nonsense. The donkey in the street shook his head vigorously. We can't be fooled by them! " "