2. Bless those friends who vent through the Internet again: hold the Chinese pencil in your hand and look at the words on it: 2B!
3. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!
Feeding 22% of the world's population with 7% arable land is not an achievement at all. Look at Japan. Known as Niu B, 90% of the world's pornography is produced with 65438+ 0.5% of the world's population.
I stared into your eyes and found deep black loneliness. You said it was because the night was too short. You looked into my eyes and found a hot thorn. I said it was because I slept on the electric mattress-I was angry. ....
6. In life, everyone is an actor, and only the best of them pretend to be B.
7. How to meet the low tide of life after a high tide overnight?
8. I like men to show women. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.
9. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim. ....
10. The ancients said that an inch is long and an inch is strong, and an inch is small and an inch is clever-I am sometimes strong and sometimes clever.
1 1. Jiangshan is so lucky that countless heroes bend over. I am a clever old man, but I can't do it if I want to. I searched for a 34D hug, which is obviously too high. ...
12. Being bored means no one is chatting with you.
13. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.
14. I really want to wear a pair of shoes and carry thermos flask to the streets to play Hennessy XO every day.
15. You've been lovelorn more times than you've lost football in China.
16. People's peach blossoms come and go, just like the physiological cycle.
17. I envy her being able to go clubbing after her injury. I envy him so much. I can soak three after the injury.
18. Elite, as fine as an eagle.
19. I am poorer than the poor and middle peasants!
20.AV, the most valuable and potential brand in Japan, is much stronger than LV. . .
2 1. I recalled 250 times in my last life and got the rape of Jing Ye.
22. Buddha said that a person's life is between breaths. I feel ashamed to hear that, because my life is still entangled in QQ.
23. Really pretend to force, dare to face your face without thickness ~
24. People are floating in rivers and lakes. Who can avoid being stabbed? The rivers and lakes are stormy, and wine is like a steel knife. Glaring mountains and rivers, jade arm leading coquettish, get a knife, let me scream. People are floating in the rivers and lakes, one knife at a time. Knife knife disease such as electricity, from the back of the head. There are herbs in the world, and herbs are poison. There are a thousand willows, and only one underpants is left.
25. I don't want to look for anything when I look up at the sky alone. I am just lonely.
26. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.
27. My uncle hates my sister-in-law when he comes to use it.
28. words are like shooting. If you write too much and shoot too much, it will be sparse. After years of splashing ink, it seems to be indulgence, but it is not nirvana, a romantic affair.
29. Are you free tonight? Come to my house to eat noodles and take a bath! (quite obscure)
30. Medicine tonic is not as good as food tonic, and food tonic is not as good as complementary yin and yang.
3 1. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not.
There are actually two kinds of so-called "poor households"-poor due to lack of money and poor due to lack of sleep. After all, it's both.
33. the poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and Niu bi works overtime to knock on the computer.
34. The old friend said goodbye, looked at the three confidants and sang * * * like three lovers on the pillow. Uncle dug three holes, put three holes, put one hole, put two holes, and repeatedly put your ya designated concussion.
35. My period is coming, can the safety period be far behind?
36. Long-term low-cost acquisition of various idle girls. The model is not limited. Details can be discussed.
37. I want to eat sugar white rabbit milk.
38. People are floating in rivers and lakes, and no one can help Man Xiu.
39. I am not lonely, because I am accompanied by loneliness.
40. Buddies have a good psychological quality, just like no psychological quality.
4 1. Men's Show-It's polite.
43. A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.
44. When philanderer meets the water-based floret, it will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual storm.
45. Petty bourgeois mind, angry upper body, punk lower body, Gothic mind. -This is * * * * four new people.
46. There is no heart, no money, no money, no affection, no fate, and some are getting divorced.
47. I didn't do it for money, I did it for a living. I don't want to have sex. I love you.
48. It's getting cold. Please put on your clothes in time and pay attention to warmth and lust.
49. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.
50. Life is like a super girl, and those who stick to it to the end are pure men.
5 1. Wine always reminds men of women, and wine also reminds women of men. The only difference is that men think of all kinds of women after drinking; When a woman drinks, she often only thinks of a man, and often thinks of a man who abandoned her.
52. According to the political book, it is me, the proletariat, who rules this country. I led the rich peasants, landlords, capitalists and all the rich villains, www.creditsailing.com, to communism! ! ! !
53. If she loves me like KFC, she will cheat when she sees aunt abalone. If my loyalty to him is as sweet as Yili milk, give me a bowl of rock candy bird's nest, and I will definitely betray it.
54. There is a heart hidden under Niu Bi's appearance. ...
55. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.
56. A winding river in front of my brother; There are waves on my sister's chest
57. Tears are the most overbearing hidden weapon. Gu Long said: Women's tears are simply more terrible than hidden weapons's. No matter how good hidden weapons is, you can at least hide. Women can't even hide their tears. No matter how great hidden weapons is, he can punch a few holes in you at most, but a woman's tears can break your heart.
58. Humanity Humanity means that people have sex, that is, they don't know their surnames, but they also have sexual requirements.
59. My wish: I get drunk naturally every day and wake up naturally every day.
It's strange that women know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.
6 1. The ancients said: The express train will follow; Modern people pay attention to: 34 and then D.
62. People who like drinking also like women and friends more. Because when drinking, it is easy to think of women and talk about friends.
63. The world is big and a bed is small. The two people in bed used to be very nice, but they can't grow old together.
64. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
65. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.
66. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations. Have you ever seen anyone thank you like this? )
67. Is the drop in wages called negative growth or growth? Is it passive strength+rape or strength+rape ~
68. Love is a scam, and I am at best an undercover ~
69. I am also the seed of infatuation. It rained ... and I drowned.
70. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.
7 1. Old advice: Daughter, eat properly to lose weight.
72. Once I got drunk and took a taxi, my brother said, did you drink? I said: drink a lot. My brother said, I also drank. Scared me out of the sliding door. Brother said: I'll drink it when I get home later.
73. My only property is the 80G porn on my hard disk.
74. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.
75. If the heart doesn't follow love, it will be a night.
76. My brother is a legend. Don't ask me which unit I work in.
77. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
78. Sudan Red has a ten-year incubation period. This wedding cake disappeared as soon as it was eaten in Lima.
79. Love is a luxury. It's like a fox coat in a Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch it, because it is indispensable to meet the right person at the right time and in the right place.
80. The bombarded head was also combed by lightning.
8 1. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad in the world: ups and downs, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. . . .
82. Geography teacher: What would our world be like if the earth stopped turning? Xiao B: * * * * * * * * *, we still have to continue to revolve around the Party Central Committee with President Hu as the center.
83. The freedom of being single belongs to adult bachelors. They all show their thighs, step on high heels and smell the fragrance. Beautiful big girls are more energetic than each other!
84. After listening to your words, saints study.
85. I slowly discovered that talent is a demon! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue!
86. Loneliness said to me: I left, and then I really disappeared. But when I turned around, I saw her there again. I said, didn't I leave? She said, I didn't leave, but I came. I just left my sister. I am her sister. My name is loneliness.
87. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!
88. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
89. Yuanyang played with water and all his mother drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.
90. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
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9 1. God arranged for me to be an affectionate person, but arranged for me to meet countless heartless people, so I finally honed myself into a promiscuous person. Others are loved by everyone, and I am loved by everyone.
The important task of post-92.80 is to create post-80 s.
93. Facts have proved that feelings can withstand wind and rain, but they cannot withstand dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.
94. I have a good background, and I only have a back.
95. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
96. It's important to remind everyone to learn how to repair notebooks! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ..... Everyone knows what happened afterwards.
97. Some people say that I don't talk to her on QQ. How could I? As long as you don't mate, how to communicate will do.
98. I am not a fortune teller in the square. I can't say so much as you like.
99. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
100. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.
10 1. Flowers often belong to cow dung, not to people who enjoy them.
102. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.
103. I want to thank my familiar and unfamiliar foreign friends, such as madoka ozawa Gang, Wu Tenglan, Su Jiujun, Chunjiu, Asahi, Ayano Murasaki and Nakajima Zuonai, who accompanied me through the lonely night! They encouraged me when I was depressed, and comforted me when I was frustrated in my work; They accompanied me when my feelings were frustrated. Thank you!
104. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end it.
105. When ordering food, I always like to say-it's all life; The first glass of beer was dry, and I changed my mind-it doesn't matter; After three bottles of beer, it changed again-all floating clouds; After drinking six bottles of beer, the swan song came-all rubbish!
106. Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
107. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.
108. If you give your heart, you will get it, but it may also be completely hurt. Keep your distance, you can protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.
109. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
1 10. There is no other half 100, only two people get 50 points!
1 1 1. Indifference, sometimes not heartless, is just a tool to avoid being hurt!
1 12. If there is a distance of 1000 steps between us, as long as you finish 1 step, I will finish the remaining 999 steps in your direction.
1 13. Husband and wife live together, have no sex life and are not divorced. I sum up this phenomenon as "don't stop until you do it."
1 14. The people who are willing to stay and argue with you at ordinary times are the ones who really love you!
1 15. Life is not rehearsed, but broadcast live every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.
1 16. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.
1 17. There is a well alone, and the pine and cypress island enjoys the maple alone. Wuyuan vines are empty, and Tianchuan stars fall.
1 18. Spring comes, young trees sprout and the stock market turns green.
1 19. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
120. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.
12 1. People who only know gangs are bound to be broken; Only a soft-hearted person will eventually be a coward.
122. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! "
123. You slept with her today and want to sleep with her tomorrow. This is love. You slept with her today, and you will sleep with her tomorrow. This is not love.
124. Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity.
125. What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.
126. A woman who marries to survive is essentially the same as a prostitute, but the relationship is between wholesale and retail.
127. It's not terrible to go out to mix nightclubs, but I'm afraid I don't know when I can mix back.
128. My girlfriend wants to kick me DD (joking). I said, "Kick it. Anyway, it's not just me.
129. The best wishes are not written on greeting cards, but in the remarks column of transfer.
130. Love without sex is friendship.
13 1. Shake, shake, shake to Naihe Bridge.
132. It is natural to have music in your heart.
133. Create a new posture for love
134. Come back, I can't fool you alone!
135. Don't be as knowledgeable as people on earth ~ ~ ~
136. I don't love the person who loves me, but the person I love doesn't love me, so I'm curious why so many people get married.
137. Memories are like chalk on the blackboard. Blurred by time, and finally turned into fine dust, everywhere.
138. obedient children may not have sugar to eat, and disobedient children may not have no sugar to eat! I don't like candy, so I don't like obedience!
139. Woman = Christmas tree, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't pass 25.
140. Looking around the world, I can't find anyone to worship anymore. If someone insists that I find a personality cult, then ... I have to look in the mirror! ! !
14 1. I am ugly but I am persistent.
142. Love is like fast food. It doesn't care about the taste, as long as it can meet the physiological needs.
143. Love is like playing basketball, grabbing desperately, chasing desperately, and then throwing it out without hesitation.
144. Let's get married for a better divorce.
145. The word fate is a contradictory individual, fate, division?
146. "Everyone has a little movie in his heart." "You will never be marked in my heart."
147. Since ancient times, no one has died in life, so take Dan Xin to soak in alcohol.
148. Yes, what is the biggest difference between Jesus and Shi, Jia, Mou and Ni? Their hair has big curls and small curls.
149. My contempt for you can't be exhausted in one or two sentences. There are five or six more sentences. That's really a three-year-old mother. She grew up as soon as she spoke!
150.15 Moon, 16 circles; Sixteen-year-old girl, seventeen-year-old sweet; Seventeen years, eighteen dazzling. Eighteen waves, nineteen waves, twenty waves. Twenty-one, the waves are three feet high; Twenty-two, the waves return to their hometown; 23-4 Wave out a new dowry.
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152. Why are my eyes full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.
153. Several shots of the royal salute.
154. Why does the stallion run faster than the mare? Because, come on.
155. If you are not a cow, I must be. There must be one anyway. Otherwise, there is no explanation.
156. I can't bear to wear a condom.
157. A true warrior who dares to face himself.
158. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.
159. Once you slip, you become a big cripple, and then turn around and flash your back.
160. It's no big deal-breast augmentation advertisement.
16 1. When is the bright moon? See for yourself.
162. The east is not bright and the west is bright. What do you like?
163. I like the first half of your mother's short story. That's all for today. Please continue to enjoy it at the same time tomorrow. I like the second half of your mother. ...
164. A diamond in the rough, a diamond in the rough. People are vulgar and boring.
165. If you come out to mix, you have to change your number sooner or later.
166. Chrysanthemum is too bitter, and it is the Double Ninth Festival.
167. Have you seen the eight episodes of the Korean drama "Dry Work" broadcast by CCTV?
168. Listener friends, maybe you just turned on the radio and broadcast to you again. This program is over.
169. You see, there are always so many things that make you sad: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. .
170. Long points, long points; Drinking will drive you crazy. You will drink every glass of wine.
17 1. The shortest erotic romantic novel in the world: Does it hurt? "Pain" "Forget it!" "Don't"
172. I like everything from Seiji Ozawa to Maria Ozawa.
173. I bought a computer at home in high school and found a computer primer. I learned that QQ space community file is the abbreviation of utable, bmp file is the abbreviation of bitmap, and bat file is the abbreviation of batch. Later, a classmate came to my house and copied several files into the computer. For a long time after that, I thought jpg file was the abbreviation of "Japanese girl" …
174. Life would rather be gay than narcissistic.
175. Me: "Boss, give me a bowl of shredded rice noodles with green peppers, more green peppers, more shredded pork and more rice noodles." Boss: "That's not two bowls ..."
176. People flow is painful, especially in the subway station in the morning.
177. Only by holding your hand can you know the ugliness of your child.
178. At the Beijing Olympic Games last year, Bolt, who was 1.96 meters tall, completed the great 69-style declaration of mankind in 9 seconds 69.
179. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are made of cement.
180. Men worship Guan, women worship the old, and Korea pushes carts.
18 1. A chicken in the left hand, a duck in the right hand and a fat doll in the middle-this song describes the love between the two sexes, the release of children's fetishes and the life of swinging.
182. Did I lose more than one kilogram today? Not surprising, because you're not wearing makeup today.
183. Shushan has a way to learn endless sea to make porridge.
184. Men in bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.
185. Q: What do you do when you are with friends? A: Yes. (Please distinguish between "horse" and "horse")
186. The saddest thing in the world is not that you can't meet a beautiful woman, but that you meet a beautiful woman … and her boyfriend …
187. fall in love with a person who makes soles, and wait for the door that is not burglarproof.
188. The mouse is my mount and the keyboard is my guitar. My notes can't crash, or my journey will start again. Strive to fly towards the goal in the dark.
189. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? First the whoring, then the chicken.
190. whenever someone praises me, I am always embarrassed ... that's because ............................................................................................................................................
19 1. Bambusa, I am gay because ... because I miss you! !
192. Yo, do you work in Phoenix Terrace? Well, Fenghuang County TV Station in Xiangxi Tujia and Miao Autonomous Prefecture.
193. Meng Jiangnv cried the Great Wall was dry and red, and the White Snake flooded Jinshan.
194. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.
195. It's not a sin to have a sister in front of you.
196. If you drink today, you will get drunk tomorrow. If you have a sister, you will sleep tonight.
197. If this is not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage.
198. Black stool indicates that the intestinal condition is not good or Oreo has eaten too much.
199. I want to buy two pear pies and egg towers, but when I walked into the pastry shop, the boss was very excited and said, boss, give me two egg towers with orioles singing.
200. Durex Advertising: Happy Father's Day to all those who use our competitors' products.
20 1. "accumulate a lot"? Is your life diarrhea?
202. The happiest thing in the world is eating, and the second happiest thing is eating late!
203. A wet scene is enough to be a romantic figure.
204. "I am a Gemini. What constellation are you? " "The sick pregnant mat ..."
205. Tigers don't show off their power and give you hello kitty's face.
206. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: Don't buy a fund if you receive it ~
207. If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full!
208. Anyone who kisses wildly in front of the canteen, study room and teaching building can't afford a house! ! !
209. The female student who just returned from an internship in a Japanese company said with emotion: "No matter how high-end meetings are held, no matter how high-end people attend, those people are polite to meet you on the stage, but there are always people touching your thighs under the stage!"
2 10. My girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite good-she is indifferent to my impotence. ...
2 1 1. Now the more clothes a girl wears, the more she shows. The less clothes, the less exposed!
2 12. Girls in the Academy of Fine Arts have many inexplicable elements, and their thighs are still exposed.