Some beautiful women,

Decided to invest heavily,

Let yourself lose weight.

Spent hundreds of thousands, she felt very satisfied!

On the way home,

At the newsstand,

Bought a newspaper,

When looking for money,

She asked her boss, "Sorry,

Guess how old I am? "

The boss said: 32.

She is so happy: 47!

Then she went to work as a laborer's salesman and asked the lady at the counter the same question.

Miss said, I guess 29.

She was so happy:

I don't know,

47!

In high spirits, she went to Uni-President Supermarket on the corner and bought a pack of chewing gum. She couldn't help asking the counter lady there.

Miss said:

Well,

30 years, I guess.

She is extremely proud:

47,

thank you

While waiting for the bus, she asked the old man next to her.

The old man said: I am 78 years old and my eyes are not good. I do not see any at all. However, there is one way to be sure when you are young. If you let me put my hand into your bra, I will definitely know your age!

After a long silence, in the empty street, she finally couldn't help thinking: OK! You have a try.

The old man reached into her shirt, then into her bra and began to grope slowly and carefully.

A few minutes later,

She said, well, guess how old I am?

The old man squeezed the last one and pulled out his hand. Ma 'am, you are 47 years old.

Beauty surprised, surprised to ask:

Awesome!

How did you know?

"Promise not to get angry?"

"Don't be angry!

"

The old man's answer let beauty passed out:

The old man said, I was behind you in the queue at McDonald's.