Humor of short sentences in bedtime copywriting (58 selected sentences) 1. Some boys don't even know a girl's character. Look at a photo and say you like it. It's not like. It's called buying food. Some people's biggest effort to lose weight is to have a bottle of sugar-free drink while eating hot pot, barbecue and cake. 3. We should know how to cherish and protect everyone around us, because looking back at us who broke our neck in our last life, we met in this life. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all. A woman has the pain of her father when she was a child, her husband when she grows up, and her son when she is old. Men listen to their mothers when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they grow old. 6. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line. 7. I really should go for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to society. 8. The medical examiner in the hospital asked me: Have you ever done dangerous sports? I thought about it and answered: Yes, sometimes I talk back to my wife. I used to think that being poor for three generations meant not being poor after three generations. I didn't know until I grew up that the third generation was too poor to even marry a daughter-in-law, so there would be no fourth generation. 10. Travel, there is a temple in the scenic spot, so I will stop by the temple to play. When you buy a ticket, ask if you have a student ticket. The result of the conductor's answer is super classic. He said: all beings are equal before the Buddha, and there is no student ticket! 1 1. selfies are ok, but not too much. Otherwise, others will not only think you are ugly, but also think you are hypocritical when they see real people! 12. When someone says I'm ugly, I don't think so. When more and more people say that I am ugly, I know that there are more and more liars now. 13. When we were young, we were all very happy, because at that time, we were ugly and poor. 14. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that can't be reached are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad. 15. I didn't like eating when I was a child, and I was short. Only later did I realize the seriousness of the problem. I am a glutton and never picky about food. As a result, I am not only short, but also very fat. 16. I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal. 17. I hurt my wrist. The doctor just put a thick bandage on it. My wife looked at the doctor nervously. Doctor, this, this doesn't affect his washing dishes, does it? ? 18. Last year, I got a scorpion tattooed on my shoulder. As a result, I gained 40 pounds a year. Now people see my tattoo and say, dude, you are a good lobster. 19. When you are in a bad mood, don't keep asking me why. If you are really worried, just give me a huge sum of money to make sure you are happy at once. 20. If someone asks me, how did I get through those difficult years? I only have one answer: there is a powerful spiritual force supporting me, called? Want to die but dare not? . 2 1. For a foodie, it is not that there are too many delicious things in the world, but that he thinks everything is delicious. Life is given by parents and cannot be changed, but luck is carved by yourself, so you still have a half chance to control your own destiny. 23. If life betrays me, I hope it is because of my weight. 24. The beginning of life is good. You fry the cake and I'll fry the eggs. 25. In the street today, a backpacker asked me for directions. Call me when you ask? Uncle? . She actually called me uncle, and I replied unpleasantly:? Sister-in-law, can I help you? ? 26. The TV said that there would be radiation when the mobile phone was placed under the pillow, which scared me to turn off the TV and throw away the pillow. 27. Look in the mirror more often when you have time, so that you will understand many things, such as? If you are ugly, read more, and if you are ugly, you will make more progress. ? 28. I wanted to be as thin as a lightning bolt, which blinded your eyes, but I didn't expect to be fat as a nut, which blocked your sight. 29. I have never understood one thing. Learning English can communicate with foreigners, but learning classical Chinese and ghost communication are so special! 30. female:? Why didn't you have a girlfriend after we broke up? ? Man:? After breaking up with you, I have met many women, some like your eyes, some like your lips, but unfortunately none of them are as blind as you. ? 3 1. Eating is generally kind, because I just want to eat every day and have no time to calculate others. 32. When I was a child, I always heard people say to me:? It doesn't matter if you don't look good now, you will look good when you grow up in a few years. ? Ten years later, I didn't grow up, but I wanted to. 33. My son doesn't want to go to kindergarten and act like a spoiled brat. In a hurry, the father threw his son to the teacher and took his wife's hand and turned away. The son is also anxious, cursing: you dog men and women? 34.？ What am I thinking in your head? ? Stars. ? I am so bright in your heart. ? No, it doesn't matter if you have one more or one less. ? 35. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? 36. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping. 37. The last person you want before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart. 38. I struggle with three things every day. I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night. 39. Insomnia is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I am lovelorn. 40. Eat more snacks and sleep less. You can't run away if you become a totoro. 4 1. People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour. 42. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia. Life is like a play, I always laugh. 43. When you are sleeping, you will suddenly feel that you are going to fall off the cliff, so you will wake up with convulsions. 44. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing. 45. Sleeping is like an emotional matter. You can't come. 46. Want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, hoo ~ sleep. 47. I cook, I sweep the floor and I want to be your nanny. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby. 48. Sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepy in March in winter. 49. Sleeping is an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both. 5 1. Don't cry, don't make trouble, I'm just turning pages to sleep. 52. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and fell asleep after laughing. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me. 54. In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight. 55. I can't sleep long in the morning and feel lifeless at night. 56. Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time. 57. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up in the morning. 58. Time is limited and sleep is unlimited.