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Selected inspirational essays (popular articles) 1. Viscount: meaningless, inevitable, unrealistic, and egoless. Interpretation: Confucius put an end to four evils: no subjective suspicion, no expectation of realization, no stubbornness and no selfishness.

If you don't come back in the prime of life, it will be difficult to get up in the morning. Explanation: after the beautiful youth has passed, it will never come again. There can't be two mornings in a day. Cherish time!

3. The deceased is like a husband! Explain day and night: the past time, like this river, flows day and night.

4. Review the past and learn the new, and you can be a teacher. Explanation: If you learn new knowledge and often review what you have learned, your knowledge and accomplishment will be improved quickly through continuous study and review, so that you can become a teacher.

5. It is not good for me to study silently, never tire of learning and never tire of teaching. Explain: Why is it difficult for me to memorize (what I have learned), to learn without being bored, and to teach people without being tired?

6. You can't carve rotten wood. Description: You can't carve rotten wood. Metaphor is that people can't be made or things and situations are broken and hopeless. You can't carve rotten wood. Don't carve rotten wood.

7. A scholar has to strive for self-improvement and has a long way to go. Benevolence thinks it's ok, isn't it important? Not far from death? Note: A truly responsible person must have a tough will, because the responsibility is great and there is a long way to go. Because benevolence is your responsibility, which is a great responsibility. Because the end of life is the end of the task, the road to realizing benevolence is long and far away.

8. Be angry and forget food, be happy and forget worry, and never know that your old age is coming. Explanation: study hard and forget to eat. If you are addicted to learning, you forget your sadness and don't know the coming of aging.

9. In a threesome, there must be a teacher. Choose the good and follow it, change the bad. Description: Several people walk together, and one of them must be my teacher. We should choose their advantages to study and pay attention to correcting their shortcomings.

10. The people above can also be verbally; Under the China people, not verbally. Interpretation: Confucius said: people with secondary education or above can tell him profound truth; It is difficult for a person with medium qualifications to make him understand profound truth.

Selected inspirational paragraphs cut short (classic)

1. Note: Anyone who can gain new knowledge from reviewing what he has learned can become a teacher.

2. A tiny difference is thousands of miles away. Explanation: When you do anything, you must do it seriously at the beginning. If you make a mistake, you will find that the difference is far away.

3. Never tire of learning and never tire of teaching. Explanation: study hard but not satisfied, and teach others not to get bored.

The strong have their own hands, don't boast to others. Explanation: Although you are a strong man, there must be someone better than you, so don't be complacent and boast yourself in front of others.

5. The knower enjoys water, and the benevolent enjoys Leshan. Those who know move, those who are good are quiet, those who know are happy, and those who are good live longer. Explanation: love the water, a wise man, loves mountains. Wise people move, benevolent people are quiet. Wise men are happy, but gentlemen live long.

6. The bird will die and its song will moan; The dying man speaks the truth. Explanation: when a bird is dying, its song is sad; When people are dying, what they say is also kind.

7. Quality is better than literature, and literature is better than history. Gentle, then a gentleman. Explanation: If simplicity is better than ornament, it is rudeness; if ornament is better than simplicity, it is vanity and you can become a gentleman.

8. Knowing is not as good as being good, and being good is not as good as being happy. Explanation: people who know it are not as good as those who love it; People who love it are not as good as those who enjoy it.

9. The color is fierce and guilty, and like the villain, it is still a thief! Commentary: These villains are like thieves who dig holes in the wall.

10. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. Explanation: If you don't want to do something, don't give it to others.

Shorten selected inspirational paragraphs (selected articles)

1. It is not enough to discuss those who are ambitious and ashamed of their poor food and clothing. Explanation: A scholar is determined to pursue the truth, and a person who is ashamed of wearing bad clothes is not worth talking to.

If you listen, you will die in the evening. Explanation: I learned the truth in the morning and died that night without regret. It means that life is endless and learning is endless.

3. People should learn from childhood and be arrogant. Explanation: When studying, don't feel inferior in front of profound knowledge, and you can't be complacent just because you have learned a little knowledge.

4. Old people are safe, and friends believe that few people are pregnant. Description: I hope that the elderly will feel at ease, friends will trust each other and teenagers will be cared for.

It's too much not to change. Explanation: It is true that you don't correct mistakes.

6. the name is not right. Explanation: Without a proper name, you can't speak naturally.

7. Learning is close to knowledge, doing is close to benevolence, and knowing shame is close to courage. Explanation: Diligence is close to wisdom, and doing anything is close to benevolence as long as you work hard. Knowing right and wrong, good and evil is a sign of courage.

8. But as long as you climb a flight of stairs, you can broaden your horizons by 300 miles. Explanation: If you want to see further and wider scenery, you have to go to by going up one flight of stairs. If you want to learn more and deeper knowledge, you must work harder than before.

9. Seeing good and seeing bad is like exploring soup. Explanation: It's a good thing to meet a good man. I'm afraid it's too late to learn from him or to be him. Seeing the wicked or doing something bad is like touching hot water. You want to leave at once, stay away.

10. A gentleman doesn't tell people with words, and he doesn't waste words with people. Explanation: The ruler will not promote people just because they speak well, nor will he despise what he says is right just because he is a bad person.

Tell me about the one with short hair.

After the hair was cut short, it was very cold in the south, and it was below zero in the middle of the night. Wash and dry at night, and sleep in clothes. Get up in the morning. . . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Tell me about the one with short hair.

First of all, I obeyed and cut my hair short. As a result, I didn't pay attention to cutting it too short. Peng Hulan was not used to looking in the mirror for three or four days.

Second, I cut my hair short, and I feel my face is bigger, more like a pregnant woman. ...

Third, I finally feel better. There is some meat on my face, and my long-cherished hair has been cut short. I am very relaxed, and I have a red dress in the New Year!

Fourth, growth is probably what my parents told you to cut your hair before, but now my parents tell you to stay longer. Yes, I cut my hair short again.

5. Cut your hair short. I haven't cut it this short for years. So the name of this hairstyle is change. Whether it looks good or not, change it ~ you can try a different hairstyle next time.

6. After the last meeting, I had a full meal, my hair was cut short again, I changed money and got a ticket, and the winter vacation officially began. I should be kind to my parents and finish reading the book.

I don't smoke, I don't have to fall in love, my hair is cut short, and I never go home late at night. I have no interest, no fun, no goal, no hope, no style, no definition. Life goes on.

Looking through old photos, I suddenly miss my long hair. Every time I am sad and lovelorn, I will cut my hair short. I can keep it long, but those who leave will not come back.

I cut my hair short today, hoping to look cute, so that you won't find that I am a bad-tempered Pipi pig, and blx is always unreasonable.

Ten, Gleizman finally cut his hair short! ! ! I'm going to start chasing Atletico! !

Eleven, cut your hair short! Very happy! I don't know why this photo looks so strange. Maybe it's overdone.

12. You like long hair, so I cut it short. You like good girls, so I'm getting louder and louder. You like Cantonese songs, so I try to listen to Mandarin now. If you don't like dogs, I'll get a dog and live a life you hate, so that we won't meet again in this life.

Thirteen, I really admire those girls who dare to change their hair styles. Perm, dye and cut all kinds of hair! And now I miss my long hair because my hair is cut a little short! (From a person who hasn't changed his hair style in college for four years)

Fourteen, the first battle of postpartum slimming was successful, the skin was better, and the hair was cut short. Today is off-year. Next, should I trim these two eyebrows as messy as weeds?

15. I failed to install B, but I have no money to fill the membership number. But I cut my hair short today, and I'll see you after a happy year (my gaygay phone case

Cut my hair short. I have been rejected by my family and friends for two months and may be rejected for one year. I am ugly every day. At least respect my short hair 1000 yuan.

17. What is the probability of doing the same thing in different places at the same time? I cann't believe I cut my hair short together

At eighteen, I still cut my hair short, but only for one afternoon. Why did the bangs shrink? Now it's the real version of meatballs.

Nineteen, the old place is spicy, but I didn't expect to eat it for a year and my hair was cut short. The boss remembers me.

Twenty, the hair has been cut short 10 cm, and it's waist-length. I'd better tie it.

Twenty-one, I went to cut my hair short today, and I won't cut it again. I'm heading for kk's long hair.

I'm 22 years old. Today, I cut my hair short ... and then ... I saw a lot of long hair ... and suddenly I wanted to cry. ....

Twenty-three, good morning! Chinese New Year is coming. I cut my hair short yesterday.

Twenty-four, Miss Northeast of our class smashed her hair and cut it short, thinking that Chris Lee had come by herself.

25. Every day when we meet Chen Er is our festival, so we have crazy confessions on stage and off stage, so we didn't go far to Wan Li just to meet you. Although we may not know each other's real name, we ate hot pot together and talked until he lost weight, his hair was cut short and his hairstyle was no longer flat, but our hearts were close.

Twenty-six, the hair that has been left for a year has been cut short again. My mother said short hair is small.

On this day last year, you cut your hair short. Today this year, I saw a photo of your work. A year later, I love you even more!

28. It scared me to death. I was really scared to death. I was wondering whether to cut my hair short, so I dreamed in my dream that I cut my hair short and it was ugly. I regret it very much Fortunately, I woke up. I was scared to death.

Life is really too difficult! I cut my hair short on a whim. I didn't expect teacher Tony to combine my big head with my face and cut Professor Snape's hairstyle. The most irritating thing is that I don't have a straight nose like Professor Snape! ! Chin tip! ! After these days of self-orientation, I found that I really look like Sister Ma, an idle person.

Thirty, I consciously get up on time, eat on time, go to bed on time, and also consciously pull some people to clean up my circle of friends. I cut my hair short today, and it's not very short. I have been living in my room since I got home. It feels good to get out and exercise today.

Tell me about the one with short hair.

1. It turns out that I will cut my hair short eventually, and I won't talk nonsense after all.

I definitely won't cut my hair short. I always think that short hair belongs to a very beautiful woman. I can only cover my ugly face with long hair.

3. Cutting short hair is really addictive. I cut my hair once every two months, and it will be uncomfortable if it is a little longer.

When you have the courage to cut your hair short, you have the courage to give up the past.

I finally made up my mind to cut my hair short. Teacher Tony talks too much and keeps asking questions, which makes me a little at a loss.

6. Cutting short hair is addictive, and cutting short hair for others is addictive. My scissors are rusty.

7. We are boys, all we need is a sign around our necks. However, there are still many people who don't believe me, and I can't help it. Why do you have to cut your hair short to be a boy? I just keep him curly.

8. I feel so sad that I want to blow a big balloon. I hope summer will come soon, so that I can lose weight and cut my hair!

9. It's really comfortable to cut my hair short in winter, and my lunch today is too simple.

10. Every time you cut your hair short, you say goodbye to your job, your feelings and a new beginning.

1 1. It seems that I have been cutting my hair short for the last year or two! I kind of miss being black and straight.

12. Why do others cut their hair short and their youth? I really lost someone.

13. I couldn't control my impulse to cut my hair short, which was very refreshing.

14. I suddenly want to cut my hair short, but my face is so big.

15. Maybe my hair won't stay long. The new hairstyle hasn't been cut long. I want to cut it shorter.

16. Many people ask me, why do you have such long hair? Not easy to manage! Why do you like long hair so much? Actually, I don't like it. I may have grown my hair for a long time and it has become a habit. I don't like long hair, but I lack the courage to cut it short!

17. Try to lose weight and cut your hair short, or your face will be too big.

/kloc-I cut my hair for the first time in 0/8.28, which seems to be the third time since I can remember.

19. Having had long hair for almost three years, I decided to go home and cut it short. I like short hair very much.

20. I'm thinking about whether to cut my hair short and cool again.

2 1. I lost my short hair. I missed my short hair two days ago and realized it today.

Beautiful sentences about cutting hair short. Tell me about the mood of cutting short hair.

Beautiful sentences about cutting hair short. Tell me about the mood of cutting short hair.

1, I cut my hair short, let's break up.

2. With a haircut and a new look, do we still have a chance to be the same as before?

3. cut your hair short and cut off your troubles.

Then a boy came and left, and then her hair grew and was cut.

You thought you could cut off that memory by cutting your hair, but you found that you had cut your hair, but you kept thinking about it.

6. Losing a person is like cutting off a hair, but habitually touching the bottom catches the air. Even if you clearly know that there will be a new substitute, there will be a trance-like loss.

7. Being lovelorn is like cutting off your burnt hair. Comfort is just warm nonsense.

8. Losing is like cutting off a hair, but habitually touching it to the end catches the air.

9. It's like cutting off a burnt hair. Safety is just warm nonsense.

10, cut your hair if it doesn't grow long.

1 1, heart injury, edge dissipation. Hair cut, feelings cut.

12. If you don't have long hair, just cut it. Forget about people who can't be together.

13, like cutting off a burnt hair, comfort is just gentle nonsense.

14 I cut my hair more and more naturally and bought more and more clothes. I changed my cartoon clothes and began to learn to talk less and smile more.

15, I cut my hair and tried to make myself beautiful. There are more and more people around me, but there is no you.

16, I had my hair cut when we were apart, but when I saw you again, you said I hadn't changed at all.

17, the shorter the hair is cut, the simpler it is to wear, and the later you sleep, the less you care.

18, the shorter the hair is cut, the simpler it is to wear, and the earlier you go to bed, the less you care.

19, since my hair is long, I can also play with hair clippers all day and do nothing.

20. You won't go to a barber shop with a haircut or a fast food restaurant with a stomach. Why do you want to hurt your people again and again?

2 1, I don't know if I should cut my hair when it grows, and I don't know which way to go.

22. Losing a person is like cutting off a hair, but you can't catch the air when you touch it habitually. Even if you clearly know that there will be a new substitute, you will feel lost.

In fact, every time I cut my hair, I want to forget the unhappy things that happened last year.

24. It takes three years to grow hair and cut it. It takes only three seconds to learn knowledge and one year to forget it. It only takes one winter vacation to be a classmate and three years to be apart, so nothing in the world can last forever, right?

25. When one day I cut my long hair that I like but can't bear it, how can I not let you go? You said: I like girls with long hair.

26, he cut his hair short, and he stopped thinking. I grew my hair long and my mind was stored.

I had my hair cut because I was tired and didn't want to love anymore.

28. If you don't have long hair, just cut it. Forget about people who can't be together.

29. When a woman cuts her hair, her life will change.

30. Love at this age is like cutting off hot hair. Comfort is just warm nonsense. As for what will happen in the future, you have to work hard to know. Before you meet someone who doesn't need to please, you have to remember to be yourself you like better. Anyway, there is still a long way to go.