The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so the crab cooked it kindly.
3. The mushroom was walking on the road and was accidentally hit by an orange. The mushroom said, "I have no eyes, go to the fourth one" and then the orange died. Because mushrooms are fungi, "fungi will kill oranges, and oranges will die."
I am easy to get along with, and I can find my own reasons if I don't get along well.
I don't know how long I have been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to make tea. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise! Oh! It turns out that drinking milk tea is so loud!
6. "If someone belongs to me, how happy it would be." "Stop it, no one is a fish."
7. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of the dust. I can't go back.
8. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"
9. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?
10. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes will stop biting.
1 1. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, they are beautiful women in a messy room.
12. Going out in rainy days is also called pedaling wetlands.
13. You can cheat my feelings, but you cannot cheat my money. I can love many people in my life, but I really can't make much money.
14. A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.
15. You didn't cook all night. Ollie, what did you do?
16. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon
17. Xiao Wang's father is very strict and inarticulate. He didn't write to his son during his four years in college. Maybe it's strict and bad faith.
18. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.
19. You don't even consider me. what do you think? Want to die?
20. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?
It was very hot, so the old hen went to enjoy the cool under the tree. Soon she was shivering with cold and accidentally stepped on a banana, which turned out to be a burnt chicken.
22. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !
23. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?
24. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.
25. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because M was sorry!
26. Don't even coax me. Who are you kidding, Hong Shixian?
27. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me like … like you said?"
28. You have the cheek to ask me why I am single. You said three or four. How can I not be single?
29. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!
30. When I went to the dentist recently, the doctor asked me why my teeth were worn so badly at a young age. I said I've been biting my teeth all these years.
3 1. You are too bad. Do you have an English name Paul because Paul is very bad?
32. I grow mushrooms at home. I cooked and ate. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms.
33. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?
34. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.
35. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, and Xiaoding does things with tinkling.
36. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?
37. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"
I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.
39. Forward this purple potato. The person you like is purple potato to you.
40. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring.
Zhihu super funny earthy love story homophonic story 3 4 1. Why do houses with many evil spirits in horror movies have pianos? Because "there are several demons living in the piano."
42. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.
43. If you don't love me, what do you love? Einstein?
44. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?
45. Are you religious? I'm back teaching, and our main task is to sleep.
46. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the way and couldn't stop crying when I went back. It turned out to be a silent bun!
47. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
48. What song did Gong Yu sing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.
49. Just now, I met a foreigner who speaks English fluently. I asked him if he pronounced English or American, and he said he wanted to go out and watch electronic music!
50. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet and fragrant baked sweet potato.
5 1. I want a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.
52. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. I looked at the name. Oh, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.
53. Q: Why are vampires afraid of garlic? A: Because vampires like blood.
54. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.
55. Zhang Fei escorted Liu Bei back to Jingzhou, only to be ambushed by Cao Cao's army on the road. Liu Bei fled hastily, and Lu Yu fell off a cliff. Zhang Fei shouted, master, stop your horse quickly! Liu Bei: I am very happy with your mother!
56. Learning to drive, the coach gave me a Japanese name: Panasonic Sandcar.
57. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?
58. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.
59. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?
60. Am I short, short, short or short? Did you hear that? Still love.
Zhihu's super funny earthy love story is copied by homophonic terrier. Chapter 4 6 1. The clothes are wrinkled, so I can't iron them with an iron. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.
62. I can't pester him at the thought of him pestering that snake every day.
63. Why is Chang 'e fickle? Because her name is change.
64. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!
65. My mother asked me to rub clothes. I said I did, did you hear me? Missed it!
66. This is SF Express. I said that you are a batch of small goods, and you are a batch of small goods.
67. Stir-fry chicken and porridge together, and you can get a bowl of fried chicken porridge paste ~
68. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.
69. A Japanese man came to China to see a dentist, and they got into a fight. When the police asked, they knew that the dentist and the Japanese had said "pull out a tooth."
70. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!
7 1. A duckling said to a chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."
72. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?
73. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?
74. If you can't find the mixing tool when making milk, you can use the key. The inventor of this practice is Li Bai, and there are words to prove it: the key is to produce milk, and I want to learn from Li Bai.
75. Xiaolan always likes to talk about Conan with others. She is such a chatterbox!
76. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.
77. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.
78. I want to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother says I can't eat them because they are flat puffs.
79. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving lives is very important.
80. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.