Weifang, Tianjin is a land and water terminal with mixed residents and different personalities. However, Zhao Yan's hometown is full of blood and poison gas; Water, salt and soil are alkaline and windy. In the past hundred years, all disasters in China have been the first, because all kinds of weird people have been born, not only in the upper class, but also in the streets. I have heard many friends and remembered them for a long time. After that, although it was mostly used in books such as "The Whip of God" and "Three-inch Golden Lotus", some story characters were still idle and not adopted. These wonderful things are unheard of. Wouldn't it be a pity if they were abandoned? I suddenly had an idea recently. Why not write it down for future generations to appreciate and learn that past lives is the same? So, think about it, starting today; Each person has nothing to do with it, and the crown is always called "earthly wonders".

Brush plum

Everyone on the dock is playing hardball. Craftsmen rely on their hands to have unique skills. Have unique skills, eat meat, light cigarettes, and stand in the middle of the street; Incompetent, vegetarian, depressed, stand aside. Who didn't make this set? It's a living method on the dock. The attention of singing a big drama broke into Tianjin pier. Tianjin people are fascinated by and understand opera, with sharp eyes and sharp ears. The play was well sung and the audience applauded. Like meeting the emperor, many famous actors sang red and purple in Tianjin. But if it's normal, there's nowhere to go, and singing will be ruined. There must be a hiss at the bottom, and the cradle of the tea bowl can't get up; Tea leaves are covered with costumes and beards. There is no better place to see a play than Tianjin. Don't say bad, but also cultivate a lot of capable people. In all walks of life, there are several living immortals who are good at keeping the sky. Brick carving Liu, clay figurine Zhang, kite Wei, machine king, brush Li, etc. Tianjin people like to associate the surnames of such people with the businesses they are good at. The name is long, but no one knows it. This is the only nickname, loud and clear on the dock.

Brush Li is a master of a construction factory on Hebei Avenue. Just draw one line and do nothing else. If he draws a room for you, don't leave it in the room. Sitting alone will be as beautiful as ascending to heaven. The most amazing thing is that he will wear a black suit when brushing the pulp, and there will be no white spots on his body after finishing the work. Do not believe! He also made a rule for himself that as long as there are white spots on his body, white brushes don't cost money. If he didn't have this ability, wouldn't he be hungry all the time?

But this is a legend. People don't believe everything Those who have never seen it don't believe it, and the industry is angry and doesn't believe it.

One day this year, Li accepted an apprentice named Cao. The beginning of being an apprentice is to serve tea and water, light a cigarette and carry things behind your ass. Of course, I have long heard of Master Cao's unique skills, and I have always been dubious. This time, he must see it with his own eyes.

On that day, I went out to work with my master for the first time and went to Workshop South Road in the British Concession to brush cement slurry for Li Xinjian's villa. When I got there, I chatted with the person in charge and realized that the master was full of demeanor. According to his rules, only one room can be painted a day. This building is the size of nine rooms, and it takes nine days to paint. Before going to work, he opened a small square bag with him. Sure enough, he was wearing black trousers and a pair of black shoes. Put on this black, and you will compete with a bucket of white pulp on the ground.

A room, a roof, four walls, first paint the roof and then paint the walls. It's particularly difficult to brush. Who can't drop a drop when the brush dipped in thin powder slurry goes up at once? If you drop it, it will definitely fall on you. You can finish it with one brush, but you won't dip it. But when the brush crosses the roof, it is even and solid, white, bright and refreshing. Some people say that the dipping arm is swinging leisurely, and the game is accompanied by drums and piano sounds. Every time I brush, the long brush with pulp thumps on the wall, which sounds nice. In the crackling sound, the walls are seamlessly connected, and the wall brushed in the past really seems to open a white barrier. However, Cao is most concerned about whether there are white spots on the brush.

Brush plum work is also regular. Every time he finishes painting a wall, he will sit on a stool for a while, smoke a pack of cigarettes, drink a bowl of tea, and then paint the next wall. At this moment, Cao took advantage of the opportunity to pour water and light a cigarette for the master, and carefully searched the whole body of brush Li with his eyes. After painting every wall, he looked for it again, but he didn't even find a sesame-sized powder spot. He really feels that this black dress has a sacred majesty.

However, when Li sat down after painting the last wall and Cao lit his cigarette, he saw a white spot on his trousers, the size of a soybean. Black in white is more striking than white in black. It's over! Master revealed that he was not a fairy, and the mountain-like image in the past collapsed. But he was afraid of master's embarrassment, afraid to say or look, but he couldn't stop glancing at it.

At this time, Li, who was brushing, suddenly said to him, "Little Three, have you seen the white spots on my pants?" . You think the master's ability is fake and his reputation is deceptive, right? Silly boy, you take a closer look-"

Li's fingers brushed his trousers and gently lifted them up. The white spot disappeared immediately, and then when he let go, the white spot appeared again. Strange! He put his face together and looked at it again. That white spot turned out to be a small hole! I accidentally caught fire while smoking just now. The white underwear inside is exposed through a small hole, which looks exactly like the white spots falling from the starch paste!

Brush Li looked at Cao's puzzled look and smiled: "Do you think people's fame and fortune are all empty? Then you are lying to yourself. Learn technology well! "

On the first day of Cao's career, I'm afraid others will never understand what they have learned!

Clay figurine Zhang

Among the people on the craft road, the "clay figurine Zhang" who pinched the clay figurine ranked first. Moreover, there is a first, no second, and the third is 108,000 miles.

Clay figurine Zhang's name is. Xianfeng used to go to two places. One is the theater Grand View Building in the northeast corner of the city, and the other is the restaurant Tianqing Pavilion in Beiguan. Sitting there, you have to meet all kinds of people and pinch all kinds of people. Go to the Daguanlou stands to see all kinds of roles, and go to Tianqing Pavilion to see all kinds of roles in the world. The latter is more like.

It was raining that day, and he sat alone in Tianqingge drinking, while paying attention to the appearance of diners around him. At this moment, three people came in from the outside. In the middle, a well-dressed, big-headed, medium-sized man, with a belly and a cow's posture, stormed in. Standing on the table facing the door, the crouching man glanced at it and quickly shouted, "Mr. Zhang in the photo is a rare guest and a distinguished guest." There are always three people here-please come in! "

Hearing this publicity, diners stopped talking and even put down their chopsticks and looked at the famous Zhang. At present, Zhang Jinwen, who made a fortune by selling salt, is the most angry person inside and outside the city. In those days, he was adopted as an adopted son by General Hai Daren of Shengjing, ranking fifth. Therefore, it is also called "Zhang Haiwu". But people call him Zhang to his face and Zhang Wu behind his back. Tianjinwei is the boundary of business, and whoever has money wins three points.

But except craftsmen, craftsmen eat by hand. Who else can you ask? Afraid of who? Therefore, clay figurine Zhang only cares about drinking and eating vegetables, looking around, completely ignoring Hai Zhangwu.

But no, I just heard Hai Zhangwu talk about him. A small voice said, "people are watching a play, and they have clay figurines in their sleeves." Take it out and have a look Just like on the stage. He pinched it. " Then there was Hai Zhangwu's loud voice saying, "Where can I pinch it?" Pinched in the sleeve? Pinch it in your crotch! "Then there was a burst of laughter, making fun of clay figurine zhang.

Everyone in Tianqingge heard these words. People are waiting to see how Zhang, a clay figurine with superb skills and courage, "repays" Hai Zhangwu. A ball of mud passed through?

I saw the clay figurine Zhang didn't listen to the game. He reached under the table with his left hand and tapped the sole to dig out a piece of mud. With a glass of wine in his right hand, his eyes only looked at the tables. The left hand fiddled with the mud, and several fingers pinched it quickly, which was more dexterous than Liu, a juggler. Hai Zhangwu is still having fun. Clay figurine Zhang must have taken all those words back to the mud in his hand. Then I stopped my hand, threw the clay ball on the table, got up and went to the counter to check out.

Diners craned their necks to see that this clay figurine is really awesome! It's like cutting off Zhang Wu's head and putting it on the table. A gourd ladle-like head, bulging eyes and a proud face are more like Zhang Wu in the sea than Zhang Wu in the sea. Only the size of a walnut.

Hai Zhangwu is over there. You can tell it's him two feet away. He shouted at the back of the clay figurine Zhang who was walking out the door: "This broken craft has to make money, and no one wants to sell it."

Without looking back, the mud man opened his umbrella and left. But what happened to Tianjin Wei didn't end like this-

The next day, rows of clay sculptures of Zhang Wu in the sea were placed on several grocery stalls in the street outside the North Gate, and another body was added, sitting there grandly. And turn it over and buckle it, mass production, one or two hundred. There is also a white note on the booth, which is written in pen and ink:

* Sell Zhang Wu in the sea.

It is estimated that people coming and going in the street are happy to see them. Look for acquaintances after having fun, and have another fun.

Three days later, Hai Zhangwu sent someone to buy all these clay figurines at a high price. It is said that they also bought clay molds. The clay figurine is gone, but the story of "selling Zhang Wu to the sea" has been circulated for more than 100 years until today. 24 Send Dongyang Horse

25 poems and 5 songs

Lotte in Yangzhou met for the first time.

Liu Yuxi

The mountains were desolate and silent for twenty-three years.

People come back. Like people in Michelle, I can only play the flute, and I am disappointed.

On one side of the boat, Qian Fan races; At the head of the sick tree, every year is a spring shower.

Today, listen to you sing a song, drink a glass of wine and cheer up.

red wall

Du Mu

A broken iron halberd sank into the sand and disappeared, only to find that it was the remnant of Battle of Red Cliffs after grinding and washing.

If the east wind is not convenient for Zhou Yu, I'm afraid the outcome will be Cao Cao's victory and Er Qiao's detention in Tongquetai.

Guo yang

wen tianxiang

Once the effort comes, there will be fewer stars around.

The mountains and rivers are broken and the wind is floating, and life experiences are ups and downs.

The beach of fear says fear, and there is a sigh in the ocean.

Since ancient times, no one has died in life, leaving a heart that shines through history.

Prelude to water melody

Su Shi

Chen Bing Mid-Autumn Festival, drinking up to Dan, drunk writing this article, and pregnant.

When did the moon begin to appear? I take my glass from a distance. I don't know the palace in the sky, and I don't know the month and time. I'm willing to ride the wind to the sky, I'm afraid I can't stand the cold for nine days in a pavilion of fine jade. Dance to find out what shadows look like on the earth.

The moon turned into a scarlet pavilion, hanging low on the carved window, shining on the sleepy self. The moon should not have any resentment against people. Why is it round when people are gone? People are sad and happy, and they are separated and reunited. The moon will darken or shine, and it will become round or round. Nothing is perfect, even in the past. I hope people will live for a long time and have a good scenery thousands of miles away.

Mountain slope sheep (Tongguan nostalgia)

Zhang

The peaks are like gathering, the waves are like anger, and the mountains and rivers are like Tongguan Road.

Looking at Xijing from afar, I hesitated and lamented the Qin and Han Dynasties.

Ten thousand rooms in Quegong have been buried.

Xing, the people suffer. Death makes people suffer.

26 Xiaoshitangji

120 steps west of the mountain, across the bamboo forest, smelling the sound of water, like singing, I am happy. Cut bamboo and walk along the road, and see the small pool below, the water is particularly clear. The whole stone is at the bottom, close to the shore, and the bottom of the rolling stone comes out, which is a mountain, an island, a mountain and a rock. Green trees and vines, covered and twisted, staggered and brushed. (Pei Huan: Pei)

There are hundreds of fish in the pond. They are all swimming in the air. The sun is shining, the shadow is on the stone, motionless; You are far away, and communication is sudden. It seems fun to be with tourists. (Next Work: Next Work)

Looking from the southwest of the pool, you can see that it is zigzag. Their shore potentials are different from each other and their sources are unknown.

Sitting by the pool, surrounded by bamboo forests, lonely and empty, sad and cold, quiet and quiet. It is too clear to live for a long time, but remember.

Travelers: Wu Wuling, Gong Gu, Yu Dizong Xuan. The second son Cui Shi said, "Forgive yourself and serve me." .

27 Yueyang Tower

In the spring of the fourth year, Li Qing stayed in Baling County. Next year, the government will be harmonious and all waste will flourish. Is to rebuild Yueyang Tower, add its old system, and engrave Tang Xian's poems on it. It belongs to the composition to remember. (Passage: Furniture)

Guanfu Baling wins in Dongting Lake. Take a distant mountain, swallow the Yangtze River, and make a vast soup, boundless; It's sunny in the morning and cloudy at night. This is the grand view of Yueyang Tower, which was prepared by predecessors. But the northern martial arts, the Antarctic Xiaoxiang and the poets who moved abroad will all be here, and they will look at things very well.

If it rains heavily, the moon will not open, the evil wind will howl, and the turbid waves will be empty; The sun, moon and stars are hidden, and the mountains are hidden; Business travel is bad and ruined; Twilight is boundless, tigers roar and apes crow. When you go to the temple building, you are homesick, sad, sad and sad. (hidden work: hidden glory; Yu Yutong: Aftersound)

If it is spring, it is calm and the sky is high and the clouds are light; Sha Ou Ji Xiang, swimming in the brocade scale; The coast is blue and green. Or the long smoke is exhausted, the bright moon is thousands of miles away, the light is shining, the static shadow is sinking, and the fishing songs are answered. How happy I am! When you arrive at Dunsi Building, you will feel relaxed and happy, forget the humiliation, and leave the wine in the wind, which will make you feel happy.

Hey, honey! Is it to taste the heart of the ancient benevolent, or to do something different? Don't be happy with things, don't be sad with yourself; If you live high in a temple, you will worry about your people; If you stay away from the Jianghu, you will worry about your husband. It's worrying about going in and going out. But when will you be happy? Do we have to say, "Worry about the world first, and enjoy the world later"? Hey! Wes, who are we going home with?

September 15th, six years.

28 Zuiweng Pavilion

The Chu River is surrounded by mountains. The mountains in the southwest, the forests and valleys in You Mei are beautiful. After six or seven miles on the mountain, I gradually heard the sound of water gurgling between the two peaks and became a spring. When the peak turns, there are pavilion wings on the spring, and the pavilion is also drunk. Who is the pavilion? Monks in the mountains are also wise and immortal. Who's the name? The satrap calls himself. The satrap and his guests come here to drink, and when they drink less and get drunk, they call themselves drunkards at the highest age. The meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but also between mountains and rivers. The joy of mountains and rivers, the place where the heart belongs, the place where the wine belongs.

If the husband is in the forest at sunrise, the clouds will return to the cave, and the changes will be bright, and sooner or later in the mountains. The wild fragrance is rich, the wood is beautiful and the shade is beautiful, the wind and frost are noble and clean, and the water is clear, and it is also in the mountains at four o'clock. Returning home in the morning and evening, the scenery at four o'clock is different and the joy is endless.

As for the loser who sings on the way, the walker rests in the tree, the former calls and the latter should help, and those who keep going back and forth swim. Fishing by the stream is rich in fish. Brewing spring wine, spring fragrance and wine bottles; The pheasant is just a predecessor and a satrap feast. The joy of a feast is not silk or bamboo. Among the shooters, the player wins, and everyone who sits up is happy. Those pale, white-haired and self-effacing people are too defensive and drunk.

Sunset in the mountains, people scattered, the satrap returned, and the guests followed. The Woods are overcast, singing and singing, tourists go and birds are happy. However, birds know the joy of mountains, but they don't know the joy of people; People know that swimming from Taishou is fun, but they don't know that Taishou is fun. Being drunk can be fun, and people who wake up and can tell stories in words are too defensive. Who is the satrap? Lu Xiu also.

29 Travel Notes of Man Jing

The weather in Beijing is very cold. After Hua's birthday, the winter is still very cold. The cold wind often blows, a piece of flying sand. I want to go out in a room as if I were at home. Every time the wind runs, it is the return of the pot.

On the 22nd, the weather was slightly warmer, so I went out to Dongzhimen to the well with some friends. Tall willows stand by the river bank, and the fertile land is wet, empty and open, as if to escape from the cage of swans. At this time, the ice skin began to melt, sparkling, scaly layers, and the bottom was crystal clear, like a newly opened mirror, cold light coming out of the box. On sunny days, the mountains are washed away by melting snow, as if they had just been wiped; Exquisite and beautiful, like a beautiful girl who washed her face and combed a neat bun. Wicker will stretch, but not yet. Soft buds are scattered in the wind, and wheat seedlings come out of the ground. They are short, like fur on an animal's neck, only about an inch. Although there are not many tourists, donkeys who drink with spring tea, sing with wine glasses and wear donkeys can be seen from time to time. Although the wind is still strong, walking is sweaty. All the birds sunbathing on the beach, the fish floating on the water, and all the animals smell of joy. I know there is no spring in the country, but people who live in the city don't know.

I'm afraid this is the only place where I can play freely between rocks and vegetation without delay because of playing. And this place is very close to me, and I will travel from now on. How can I not describe it? Ming dynasty, February 27th, February.