The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.
Thanks to Empresses in the Palace and The Legend of Mi Yue starring Sun Li. Although I haven't seen an episode, I have learned the words "Huan" and "Mi" since then.
When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision.
Last year, I tattooed a scorpion on my shoulder and gained weight for a year.
40 kg, now people will say when they see my tattoo: Dude, you are a good lobster.
6. How can I eat tutu? Tutu is so cute! Tender meat, fragrant roast, more cumin! It smells good!
7. The temperature has dropped. When you open the wardrobe, it looks like an emperor choosing a concubine. When you choose, you think it's time to marry another concubine.
8. There is no love for no reason. There is no hate for no reason, but there is obesity for no reason!
I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.
Jay Chou said that love is like a tornado. I think this metaphor is very appropriate, because most people, like me, have never seen a tornado in their lives.
Eleven. There are two kinds of people with princess disease, either ugly or poor. Those beautiful and rich people are not sick, but princesses.
12. Failure is the mother of success. Who is the father of success? Transfer money to me.
Ten yuan, you paid successfully.
Thirteen. When I practice on the road, I wait for the traffic lights uphill. I dare not go when the green light comes. At this time, the traffic police came over and asked me, "What's the matter? Don't you like this color? " .
14. Children who are still in college have several characteristics: Monday is the richest man. A week.
Second, local tyrants, Zhou.
The third is a civilian, Zhou.
Fourth, poor wretch, Zhou
Lose everything, CHO
Saturday and Sunday
Begging everywhere!
Fifteen. Our famous snack "Mutton offal"! Every time I go to the boss, I always ask, "How many scum?" ,"
Four! ","
Are all four pure illegitimate children? "Yes!" .
16. My present situation: I am too poor to do bad things, too mature to be a lover, too hungry to know what to eat, and too sleepy to sleep.
17. Today, my colleague laughed at me for being short, so I jumped up and punched him in the chest. I have no choice but to be so grumpy.
18. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that can't be reached are all foreign countries. The last toilet is for business, and the last shift is to go abroad.
What is the generation gap? I just put on my new clothes and walked around in front of my mother and said, mom, is there a model? Mom gave me a look and said, yes, in the pot, help yourself.
20. When looking for a girlfriend, look for someone who doesn't like makeup. Occasionally, I feel heartache! Find an ordinary makeup artist, and if you don't draw once in a while, you will die suddenly!
If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.
22. If you can't control your mouth or lose weight this winter, you will have a very special foreign English name-Fat Yuan De Blondon.
23. I quarreled with my boyfriend. I won't rush to blame her, but reflect on myself first. If it is really my fault, I will think about how to pass it on to him!
24. Pour water for your son in the morning: Look, this cup is hot water and that cup is cold water, so you can't drink it either. You should pour two glasses of water together to neutralize them and turn them into warm water to drink. Before going to bed at night, I complained that the thick quilt was a little hot and the thin quilt was a little cold in this weather. The son immediately said: I know! That night, cover both the thick quilt and the thin quilt, which neutralizes it, just right!