Being fat is the most painful thing in life, no one!

I'm so sure because I've been fat for as long as I can remember.

I am honored that I have gone through all stages of obesity: from strong to round, to fluffy, and finally to the standard of "damn".

I understand all the pain and sadness of fat people in this world. Just tell a few jokes:

1, kindergarten get-together, I heard that girls were going to perform the dance "Little Swan" in groups, so I bought dancing shoes with joy. As a result, the teacher said, "You don't have to be on this program. Well, you dance' Porky Pig'. "

So, I performed vividly and the audience laughed happily.

Two best friends in primary school marched in the city one day wearing the same beautiful skirts. I think since they are best friends, I should be beautiful. However, the salesgirl in the shopping mall held back her smile and said to my father, "She is too fat to wear."

Now that I think about it, it must have been hard for her not to laugh.

3. In science class, after the teacher finished "Human Pulse", let everyone feel it for themselves. Meow, I can't find it anyway. The teacher came over and put his hand on my wrist: "Here! Oh, idiot! "

I'm too fat to press, but I'm still smart, okay?

One day, a girl with the meanest mouth in the class smiled and said to me, "Wow, your figure is so standard!" I am so happy, I am so happy! Then she said, "A bigger belly will make it more convex!" Ha ha! "

I really want to shoot her!

5. A senior in junior high school is the wisest! Because she once said, "You are good-looking ... but fatter!" " "

Although the second half of the sentence is finished, the first half is almost equal to nothing, but I am still very grateful to her! So, I ate the big chicken chops in my hand with moving tears.

6, high school and childhood to go shopping, this lady is not satisfied with all the clothes, because they are not slim! My patience was exhausted, and finally I was furious: "You are so fat, how thin you can look!" " Do you think a dress can make you thin? "

Wow, should she be so direct? We fat people are vulnerable groups, please be kind to us, ok?

7. God has mercy on me. Later, I really bought a slim skirt in a treasure! I was so happy that I wrote a touching comment and found the best angle to take a selfie in front of the mirror and upload it.

Later, I received a message from the seller: "Thank you for your comments. It would be better not to send photos ... "

8. If you like a boy in high school, you write to him secretly. After half a year of correspondence, his declaration of love has reached the point of repetition. I think it's time to meet! At that time, I thought, sure enough, inner beauty is the most important! I conquered my male god with personality charm!

So, the day we met, I saw him run away.

Ma Dan, people who emphasize inner beauty must be very thin! Nobody wants to see your heart through your fat!

Even though I missed a lot of beauty in this world because I was fat, did you do it? As fat people, our spiritual world is full, because there are many things we need to think about:

There seems to be another person on the elevator. Will I call the police when I go up? Anyway, we'll be late! However, calling the police is a shame!

The bus is about to close. Do you want to chase it or not? Will it take a long time to catch up? If I can chase, will my flesh tremble from running?

This yellow dress looks like lemon, and the red one looks like tomato. What should I wear?

Eat less, and people will say, "You are so fat and eat so little!" " If you eat too much, others will say, "No wonder you are fat if you eat so much!" Ma De, how much should I eat?

Hot and sour powder, spicy powder, steamed chicken, sweet and sour tenderloin, kung pao chicken, meat muffin, beef tongue cake ... You look delicious!

I'm just looking.

I want to have a taste.

It doesn't seem too salty. I'll have another bite.

I ate it all anyway, so I ate it all!

This is the thinking logic of the fat man.

Yes, facing the temptation of delicious food, our bodies are always hot and honest.

So, I am a fat man.

Serves you right. I am a fat man.

I later realized that we are fat, in the final analysis, because we have no self-control!

Why we have no self-control is probably because we belong to a group that has not evolved well.

Please feel sorry for us, ok?

Fortunately, I am so impulsive! I'm relieved to see that it always wins. In me, the animal characteristics of human beings have been brought to the extreme, which makes me so proud, indicating that I have not forgotten my roots.

However, if I forget my roots, I can become a thin man. I am willing to betray the ancestors of human beings for ten thousand times, ten thousand times!

You can't put on all the beautiful clothes just because you are fat.

I don't have the right hairstyle because I am fat.

I crushed my buddy's seat because I was fat.

I can't send WeChat with my thumb because I am fat.

I have never been courted because I am fat.

Run away from whoever you chase, because you are fat.

......

Fat people are all potential stocks. Who said that? There is a fat man here. Do you want me to pack it for you to take away?

Hey, don't run

Patience is the most important trait in choosing potential stocks, but the question is, in this busy world, who will choose to hold them for a long time and wait for our gorgeous transformation? Who doesn't want to do it in one step?

In your temperament, there are books you have read, roads you have traveled and people you have loved. However, for a fat man, "in your temperament, there are hidden foods you have eaten, sofas you have been lying on, and people who are scared away."

Others are "self-satisfied with poetry and books" and fat people are "self-satisfied with fat people".

In fact, being fat brings you not only the "gasp" of going upstairs, but also a deep sense of inferiority. It will bloom little by little and quietly open for you in every corner of your life.

You will begin to doubt that you are different from others and even feel inferior. Others look at themselves in the mirror and say, "Yes, I can!" " I feel confident in an instant, and you can only say, "Yes, I am fat, fat ..."

You gradually learned to lie. Roommate's new clothes are really shit, but you have different opinions: "Not bad, especially temperament!" " "Why? Because as a fat man, you are afraid of being rejected, so you choose to please.

You become lonely. Whenever people are happy, they will joke that you are fat, and whenever people are unhappy, they will laugh at you for being fat. When everyone is in a good mood, they will say, "You must look good if you lose weight!" When people are in a bad mood, they will say, "I'd better eat you!" " No wonder you are so fat! "

So, you shout in your heart: "Martin, this world is unfair!" " "

However, the world is actually fair, and its fairness lies in that it always follows the "Law of Conservation of Energy".

Grandpa Hu Shi said: "No matter the truth is infinite, there will be surprises when you enter an inch."

Yeah! "Although the road ahead is difficult, there is joy in losing a pound!"

So I lost 53 pounds, and my brain often opened wide, which may be the sequela of excessive happiness.

If you ask me what is my biggest feeling after losing weight, I want to say:

Fortunately, I passed by the fat world.

Because "fat", so I know.

Every fat man is an angel without wings.

You may not believe me, but please believe in yourself!

PS: Do you want to share how I did it? That depends on whether you like it or not! Do you like it? Do you like it? ...

What are you waiting for? Like it, like it!

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