The doctor told the fat man that if he ran eight kilometers every day for 300 days, he would lose 34 kilograms. 300 days later, the doctor got a call from the fat man. He lost so much weight, but he also added a question.
"What's the problem?" The doctor asked.
I am now 2400 kilometers away from home.
2, the doctor's concerns
A doctor said to the fat woman who came to lose weight, "What worries me is not your weight, but your height." According to the ratio of weight to height, you should be at least 2.3 meters. "
3. A good way to lose weight
Patient: "Doctor, what is the best way to lose weight?"
Doctor: "Turn your head from right to left, and then from left to right."
Patient: "When have you ever exercised like this?"
Doctor: "When someone treats you."
4. Before and after meals
A fat man asked a doctor for a panacea to lose weight. The doctor said, "You should drink more tea."
I drink it almost every day.
"You should exercise more and sleep less."
"I only sleep for three hours every day, and I exercise most of the time," said the fat man seriously.
"So, you only eat a piece of bread every day, and I believe you will lose weight soon." The doctor is worried.
The fat man said happily, "Great! But before or after meals? "
Let's talk about it when it's enough.
Jack got a call from his sister: "Brother, I decided to go on a diet."
But Jack heard something chewing in her mouth and asked, "What are you eating now?"
"Cake." My sister replied, "I just weighed myself, only 79.5 kilograms." I'm going to make up 80 kilograms before I start dieting. "
6, a new way to lose weight
There is a big fat man who wants to go to a special weight loss center to lose weight.
As soon as I got to the door, I saw a boss and two signs: one sign said, "It only takes five yuan to lose weight." Another sign says, "It's only 20 yuan to lose weight."
The fat man wanted to go to the five-dollar store first, so he gave the boss five dollars.
I go in through the door on the left. As soon as I entered, I saw a beautiful woman wearing a three-point swimsuit. The sign said, "If you catch me, I will be yours."
The fat man immediately ran out of the door without saying anything, thinking that five dollars is a beauty, but that twenty dollars is not. ......
I took the money to the boss and ran quickly into the door on the right. As soon as I entered, the door was locked. A female orangutan appeared in front of me, holding a sign that said, "If I catch you, you are mine."
......
After twenty minutes of struggle, I broke down the door. He immediately told his boss that it was a lie and he wanted a refund.
But the boss took out the weightlifter and gave it to the fat man. At first glance, it really lacks 20 kilograms. ......
7. I lost weight
The wife stood on the weighing scale and said happily to her husband, "Dear, come and see, I have lost two kilograms!" " "
"Honey, that's because you haven't put on makeup yet."
8. The horse has lost weight
A: "My wife wants to lose weight, so she goes cycling every day."
B: "What was the result?"
A: "The horse lost 40 pounds a month."
9. refrigerator
In order to prevent from getting fat, my wife posted a poster of a slim woman wearing a swimsuit for breast enhancement on the refrigerator door, reminding herself to eat less in the refrigerator.
Sure enough, she lost four kilograms, but her husband gained seven kilograms.
10, image contrast
A fat woman came to a meat stall and wanted to spend 725 yuan on four Jin of pork.
"You are really something," said the salesman. "Just buy five catties!"
The fat woman quickly explained, "You don't know, I'm losing weight, and I've lost four pounds and 725 yuan." I want to see how big a piece of meat this is. "
1 1, buddy: When will you come to see me?
Me: I'm losing weight recently. I'll go when I lose weight.
Dude: Your sister, just say if you don't want to come.
12, getting fatter and fatter after being with my boyfriend. . Grow a lot of meat.
I said, I want to lose weight, I can't. I'm getting fat. What if you dislike me?
Idiot said: I can't throw it anywhere!
13, my friend recently wanted to lose weight, and found a weight loss plan online, saying that eating tofu and cucumber can lose weight.
Then she asked me, "Is this eaten before or after meals?"
14, Husband: Honey, look at my stomach, have you lost weight?
Wife: Do you want to hear the truth or a lie?
Husband: You must tell the truth.
Wife: That must have been reduced!
Husband: Really?
Wife: Listen carefully. ...
15, "Wocao, why hasn't my mother changed after losing weight for so long?" ! "
"Nothing has changed, you have obviously gained a lot of weight!"
16, my friend, I think you have lost weight again. Why are you always losing weight? Have you finished your dessert? Doesn't your boyfriend love you dearly? You should think about your parents. It is not easy for them to make you so fat. If you don't eat enough, you will lose weight. If you don't try to explore food, how can you gain a foothold in society in the future?
You must remember not to be addicted to losing weight, to get out of the world where thinness is the beauty, to face large clothes and embrace food.
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