1. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
2. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated. ...
Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !
When I woke up, it was dark.
5. How to lose weight if you are not full?
6. Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.
I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.
8. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.
9. Love is like poop, once the water is washed away, it can never come back-love is like poop, once it comes, it can't stop-love is like poop, but it's the same every time-love is like poop, and sometimes it's just a fart after a long effort!
10. Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, he must have a plan.
1 1. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone if you have something to do.
13. Chopin is no matter how good, I can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!
14. As long as the hoe jumps well, which corner can't be dug down?
15. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!
16. If you want to wander the rivers and lakes, you'd better be single! !
17. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
19. Can't sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!
2 1. Women please themselves, men please themselves, and they are poor!
Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
24. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!
25. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.
26. I even believe that there is a lie hidden in the middle.
27. Money is not a problem, but no money!
30. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.
3 1. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.
32. You can't hang yourself from a tree, but try to die several times in several nearby trees.
33. Take other people's road and drive others to the wall.
34. You can go as far as you want.
35. Donkeys can read back and forth. Go to Google and Baidu to see.
37. Do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.
38. Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?
39. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!
4 1. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!
42. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the property price rises under control!
43.XP is not arrogant, you think I am DOS!
44. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!
45. People are not smart, and they are as bald as others! !
46. How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.
47. Nothing money can solve is a problem.
48. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.