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When someone asks a question in the world, someone answers it. Students who have seen Zhihu know that many answers are voluminous, long and full of chicken soup, which makes people unable to bear to look straight. I selected some divine replies from Zhihu, and I'm sure you can't help but like them after reading them, and feel that you have completed an IQ recharge.
Cultural category
Q: Why do characters in Gu Long's novels like to be named by numbers, especially odd numbers? Many characters in Gu Long's novels have strange names. What's the special meaning? Such as: Shengsan, dragon five, Du Qi, Xiao, Yan and Peng.
A: I may want to give people a feeling that is hard to get rid of.
Q: What does it feel like for Yang Guo to fall in love with Little Dragon Girl?
A: The condor went to wash clothes. ...
Q: Huang Rong wore a soft breastplate. Why does it hurt when Ouyang Ke touches her body, and Guo Jing hugs her tightly, but it's okay? Can you automatically adjust whether the thorn stands up?
A: QQ has "invisibility is visible to it"; Soft hedgehogs also have "stings".
Q: How to start listening to rock music?
A: Don't start listening to rock music, just kick the door in.
Q: What strange Chinese characters do foreigners write on themselves?
A: There is an episode in Kangxi Comes, which says that a foreigner has the word "benevolence" tattooed on his arm. He thinks it's not bad, and he knows a lot about China culture.
As a result, as soon as the sleeves were opened, the original text was "Fried Shrimp".
Q: I want to ask a calligrapher to write one word, four to six words. Which words better express good wishes or inspiration?
A: Sister Furong has lost weight.
Q: How to evaluate the film Fuchun Shan Jutu?
This is a movie that even Yang Lijuan can't see.
Q: How can Chinese best express "I love you"?
I have an ancestor's chromosome and I want to give it to you.
Q: Ying Zheng calls himself "Qin Shihuang" and "the first emperor", and his pronunciation is so close to that of "Qin perished" and "Emperor perished". Were there any taboos at that time?
A: Don't use collapse to spit out the death of the emperor. Don't swear at that meeting. Don't spit out the ancient pronunciation and read sei, it will be dangerous.
Repeat after me: ten is ten, four is four, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty.
Q: How does diaosi immigrate?
A: Poverty cannot be removed.
Q: The interview question "Have you ever copied other people's homework?" What would you say? What is the purpose of HR asking this question?
A: Yes. Every time I finish copying, I tell my classmates the mistakes in my homework responsibly and give him my copied homework as a reference in return.
Only after work did I know that there is another word for this kind of behavior: Peer Review, which is peer review in English.
technology
Q: Why not make a metal toothpick?
Isn't that a needle? ...
Q: If you meet Jobs, what do you want to say to him most?
I don't want to see him yet.
Q: I can't find the Windows Recycle Bin after it is emptied. Why does Microsoft design like this? Is there any way to improve it?
A: The way to improve it is to set up a garbage dump behind the recycling station; There is also an incineration station behind the garbage dump; Put another time travel machine behind the incineration station.
Q: What did you say after the other person said "Hehe"?
A: [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not available now. I'll contact you later.
Q: Why do some people (mainly girls) take photos and send them online after eating out?
A: Maybe I'm afraid of the attack of Alzheimer's disease. Make a simple memory backup.
Q: Is the surface of Pikachu smooth or furry?
A: The cheap ones are smooth and the expensive ones are furry.
Q: Can the tap water in Shanghai be boiled and drunk directly?
Answer: You can't drink it directly after boiling, and tap water is not allowed anywhere. Please let it cool before drinking.
Q: What are the recommendations for books suitable for programmers to read? After the internship, I felt that I was too short of books, but I didn't know what to read.
A: Rehabilitation and prevention of cervical spondylosis.
Q: What happens if a kidney is missing?
A: Don't think too much. Enjoy the iPhone.
Q: Divide an earthworm into nine segments. When these nine segments grow into nine earthworms, what is the relationship between them? Just answer it from the perspective of earthworms!
A: The most familiar strange earthworm.
Q: Why is the dishwasher so expensive? Where is its technical content? 5 thousand or even tens of thousands at every turn. But is its technical content really that high?
It just looks like a box with several nozzles and several hair dryers. Compared with the refrigerator, air conditioning is not so complicated.
A: Because the dishwasher solves the family conflict.
Q: Why do China people prefer to take pleasure in attacking others? This is a kind of psychology.
A: Attacking others does bring happiness, commonly known as "percussion".
Q: What can iPad do but iPhone can't?
Answer: stew instant noodle bucket.
Q: How can you tell whether a girl looks good through Weibo's photos?
A: Two simple steps. (1) Find her elder sister who often @; ② Find @ her photo in my sister's post.
Believe me, women always put the best-looking photos of themselves on it. "As for what others look like, it's none of my business."
way of life
Q: Are almost all beautiful women from ordinary families or even poor families, while daughters from rich families are not good-looking? Why?
A: Because you can't get in touch with beautiful girls from rich families, you are not in a time and space where there is no intersection.
Q: Why don't you want to eat the last few mouthfuls?
A: If the topic is not supplemented, the answer is: because you eat too much.
Q: In the subway, how do you know where people will get off early?
A: People who put their mobile phones back in their pockets.
Q: What cruel things have you done?
A: I had a little turtle when I was a child. One day I found it suddenly stopped moving, so I buried it painfully!
Put a wick in it. Later, I learned the word "hibernation" in class.
Q: My baby daughter is 3 years old, but she wants something but doesn't know it. You have to ask her and give it to her before she wants it. Do you have psychological barriers?
A: Don't say three years old. Women in their thirties are always like this.
Q: What annoys you most about using the bathtub?
A: After it washes you, you have to wash it.
Q: How do you see ghosts?
A: Every time I walk into the study room (or anywhere else), I find an empty seat. Just as I was about to sit down, the classmate next to me said, "Sorry, there is someone here!" "
Q: According to university regulations, girls can't wear short skirts that reach their knees. What should students do?
A: The school notice says, "Girls can't wear shorts and short skirts below the knee." The headmaster is good or bad! You can only wear short skirts, not long skirts.
Q: There are eight people in the dormitory. All seven of them go to bed very late, but only Xiaoming goes to bed on time. According to the wisdom of China people, how should Xiao Ming handle this matter?
A: It is more convenient for Xiao Ming to buy an earplug for 1.5. Don't use the wisdom of China people for such a big matter.
Q: Why do some people start to scold others for their poor driving skills as soon as they drive?
A: Because there are only two kinds of people in the driver's eyes: the rookie who drives slower than me and the fool who drives faster than me.
Q: What is the loneliest moment?
A: I'm going to the city to take part in the pigeon racing. You go alone.
Q: How much can a permanent bicycle that has been riding for nearly 35 years be sold now? Except the appearance is slightly worn, other performances are very good. There are some problems in the back seat, which can carry goods and generally does not carry people. This car is green. How much can this car be worth?
A: The basic price of scrap iron suggests giving this car a story and then throwing watercress to sell.
Emotional class
Q: My boyfriend said, "I'm drunk." How should girls reply?
A: The opportunity to turn over has finally come: drink more hot water.
Q: What should I do if I lose interest immediately after catching up with girls?
A: Poets praise love only before kissing a girl. After they got women, they began to praise freedom.
Q: What is the result of getting back together with your ex?
A: It's still the original formula, and it's still a familiar taste.
Q: What does it mean for girls to send frog toys to boys?
This is probably the most toad-like toy she can buy.
Q: What group dance is suitable for two boys and 25 girls? It's not what kind of dance you need, but what kind of theme and plot you want to dance.
There are only two boys in the class. Take care of them.
A: Skipping rope.
Q: A beautiful woman is eating Sugar-Coated Berry. How can I convince her that I'm not here to strike up a conversation, but want to know where I bought Sugar-Coated Berry?
A: Actually, you can reverse the order of chatting up. "Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from a distance and wanted to say hello to you ... Well, I want to ask, where did you buy Sugar-Coated Berry? "
Q: My first girlfriend said that I was her nth boyfriend (n < 10), which I found a little unacceptable. Should we continue?
A: Big BOSS hides his strength and gives you experience, but you don't want it yet.
Q: Beautiful breasts, long legs and fair skin. If you choose two out of three, which two are the comparison values?
A: When I was a child, I was always worried. Should I go to Tsinghua or Peking University? Later, I found out that I actually thought too much.
Q: Is it a mistress to fall in love with someone who is not divorced?
A: I don't know. Maybe it's Grade Four or Grade Five. ...
Q: If you were given a chance, what would you give your ex when you broke up? Heavy taste is like underwear, light taste is like books. I have seen the most extreme gift of some kind of amulet endowed with mysterious spells. ...
A: A child.
Q: Female netizens sent "wqshxygsn, wfcdxhn, sysrwmqkfb, wkybnkj". What does this mean?
Actually, she is cleaning the keyboard. You think too much.
Q: My girlfriend's online name is Lotus Makeup. How can I write a poem to make her happy?
A: I am not happy. I gained three pounds while eating. Take off your lotus makeup and be a sumo champion.
Q: My wife's goal in life is to "educate her husband and children". What should I do? My wife is a gifted student in literature. She has a good writing style, a wide range of hobbies and a first-class cooking. Such people should be told if they don't go out to do things. What men say is terrible.
A: Your wife should go to someone else to tutor her son.