Funny greetings in the live broadcast room, wishing each other good luck, good luck. When you send blessings, you are also releasing goodwill and wishing your life rich and colorful. After reading the funny greeting jingles in the live broadcast room I shared, choose one to send out!

Funny blessing jingle 1 1 in the live broadcast room, a pot of wine from the flowers, free cigarettes; Until, holding up my cup, I asked the moon that there was no money; Have sex when you wake up and pay when you are drunk. Will goodwill be guaranteed? , eat and drink!

2, fart is the gas of life, take a breath and keep fit. It's okay to squeeze and suffocate your body.

3, it is not cost-effective to think about it, so I have to squat and be beheaded. I still don't know what to do, just sigh alone!

4. The sky is gray, the ground is gray and the maple leaves are frosty. Average, average, average.

5, the house leaks when it rains all night, and the appetite increases greatly in famine years.

6. Outside the Qingshan Building outside the mountain, don't worry about combing your hair with beef tendon. You don't have to worry about folding and twisting. What are you worried about?

7. I am cesium, golden yellow, and the water container is broken.

8. I am your ape, sitting on your kang, your mother burns incense for me, your father kowtows to me, your grandmother gives me jiaozi, and your grandfather is my big fat man!

9. I am germanium, but my lattice and infrared window can be used as a shell.

10, there is an answer called "mm-hmm". There is a kind of brain damage called mountain cannon. There is another alternative, called road.

1 1, which can be cooled and cooked, is called Tongren rice tofu.

12, the sky is gray, and rabbits can play hooligans.

13, since ancient times, there have been no heroes in our school, riffraff and hooligans have been running all over the school, and dogs don't know Yan Ruyu. It is said that beauty is nowhere to be found.

14, the sky is gray and wild, and there are four lines on the composition paper.

15, the sky is gray and the wilderness is vast. The poor nearsighted programmer is Lang.

16, graduated from school, full of blood, stepped into the society, came to the company, and tried his best to fight for the future.

17, when the sun came out, I was swinging on the swing. After swinging, I swung on the tightrope. Suddenly, a high-voltage telex came. I was taken in the palace of hell. I lit a cigarette for Yan, who praised me as a good boy. Year after year, I finally returned to this world.

18, mutton pancakes are delicious, and a bowl of mutton noodles. Work hard with a full stomach, but your mouth is still greedy.

19, Buffalo Buffalo, first out of the corner, then out ~ Your parents bought you roast mutton. If you don't eat, feed it to the dog. If the dog doesn't eat, I'll give it to you!

20, cold test papers, not afraid of getting zero eggs; Lao Tzu has no talent, so he handed in a blank sheet of paper; I can't give up when I see a beautiful girl; It is better to cheat than to hold back; It is better to pass the exam than to pass it. Don't shout for a report when you are late. The class training is like this.

Live room funny blessing jingle 2 1, my talented girl, young and beautiful, proficient in playing and singing, positive energy! Thank you for joining us!

2. No, no, no, thank you, Big Brother 13 14.

I am your' night pearl' and you are my baby.

4, I don't know, I don't know, I will give you a small advertisement; How awesome the beef tendon comb is, it can be folded like clothes, pants and quilts and always folded; It can also be twisted like clothes, and it will not break.

I don't see what's behind, so I'll introduce it to you.

6, brush a small gift, the anchor will help you call attention.

7, willing to spend small change, is a good host.

8. Look at our packaging and our appearance. It is fashionable and popular.

9. Getting together is fate. Come to my studio, let's make friends!

10, 2 yuan is nothing, you can't hurt your waist, you can't buy a house, you can't buy land.

1 1. Babies, take a walk and live to be ninety-nine. Take a walk with gifts and live to ninety-nine.

12, it won't wear out in ten or eight years, and it can be passed on to the next generation. It's not a family heirloom, but everyone can do it.

13, the customer's mood is our expression!

14, which is very common in 2 yuan. It is better to eat less gum than to lose the sparrow competition.

15, pillow sleep for a hundred years, free feather brushing.

16. Thank you, big brother.

17, if you want to buy or bring, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.

18, lifelong friend, lifelong love, if you have it, you will win.

19, take a walk, have a look, have a look, one stop! Pass by and don't miss it!

20. Big Brother welcomes you and waits for the storm.