In this sketch, Cai Ming plays a fashionable and hurtful old lady, and Pan Changjiang plays an uncle who is over seventy. It's an old lady in a wheelchair, and a couple come over. The man kept saying, "Baby, don't be angry. I swear, I will love you all my life. " The old lady said, "Alas, I am tired at home." "What's bothering you when we talk?" "In my way, of course." "I am still in your way. I stand in your way, I stand in your way, I stand in your way, I stand in your way, I stand in your way, I stand in your way. " The old lady said, "Girl, did you hear that?" The woman said to the man, "You smell really strong." I ran away angrily.
Then another man came and was exercising. The old lady took a plastic belt and tore it. The man thought his trousers were split and walked away in embarrassment.
At this moment, a short old man came up with a tape recorder, and the old lady said, "Hey, hey, that boy." "Are you talking about me?" "Wow, the child looks so old. The curse of adults. " What are you doing here? "Practice the national standard." "National standard? I look like a mouse. " "I want to be clean!" "What do you mean, it's not the first time we've met, so you want to be close to me?" "Clean, really from the heart, you are miniature, and your heart is still obscene." "Good men don't hit women." At some point, my uncle turned on the tape recorder again. At this moment, the old lady suddenly stood up and went over to turn off the tape recorder. "Hey, hey, you can stand up." "Who said I couldn't stand up?" "Then why are you in a wheelchair?" "I feel dizzy when I stand, ah, dizzy." "You are dizzy, you can go home." It's too cold. Then you can go to a busy place. I'm tired of it. You old ladies are more difficult to serve than Cixi. "You serve Cixi!" "Ah" "Who served Cixi?" "I have an appointment with my partner to meet here before ten o'clock." "Yo, you have a partner and you haven't got eyes yet." "Seven or eight old ladies followed me and asked me to be their partner, as white as snow and as princess." "Seven Snow White and a dwarf. This is not a fairy tale, this is a horror film. " "Look down on me, don't you?" As he spoke, he began to jump. He took a few steps first and turned 720 degrees to the right. He said, "Look, this is the top dance popular in the whole community. I invented it, and the stage name is Little Gyro. " "No wonder I want to smoke you so much. I said, radish. " "What radish?" "Small screw." "Little Tuo" "I know" "Little ostrich." "This is my territory." "Why is your website? According to you, this is my territory. " "Have you marked the telephone pole?" "I also practiced here today. The top of the mountain will follow. " "My sister is singing a sweet song across the street." "Day and night, only you and my love." "When will my sister let me cross your river?" "I beg you, can you stop it?" "All right, all right." "moutain top came over and the opposite sister sang a sweet song. I have been practicing this for half a year, and I will forget it as soon as you stir it. " Grandpa took out a doll from his bag and said helplessly, "This is my grandson." "You are really like you." "This is my grandson asked me to buy him a doll. Now let him play with you for a while and leave me alone, okay? " "Ok, come on, let's watch grandpa dance together." "One click, two clicks, three clicks." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha." "What are you laughing at? I didn't laugh. He did. Hey, stop laughing and watch grandpa dance together. " "One click, two clicks, three clicks." "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." "Hey, here we go again." "He died laughing." "Look how well Grandpa dances." "Bah!" "Grandpa is waiting for a partner, or you can dance with Grandpa for a while and be his partner." "I want to die." When the doll was talking, she hit her head on the chair. The old lady said, "Hey, you child! I won't be your grandfather's companion. " "Meowed. . . . . . ""Hey-hey, you two had a good time. I am kind enough to play with you with a doll, but you two play together and unite to bully me. " "Don't even let people talk. Your dance is' open the door for nausea-nausea'. " "Your old lady's mouth really hurts. You must live alone. " "You too." "How do you know?" "Look at the appearance." "Ding-zero zero zero" "Look, my partner called me. . . . . . I thought we agreed to dance, but why not? " As he spoke, he touched his head. Suddenly, he pulled up his hair. Grandpa is wearing a wig. The wig is gone, and uncle's white hair is leaking out. Seeing this, the old lady said, "You are old." "Say me, I am still young this year, only 70." "You are 7 shares." "Hey, Mr. Wang, I, little gyro, you still need Guanyin. No, yo, that's great. I'll go. . . . . . ""I'll go. " "That you are short of people on stilts. No, that's good. I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, (alas, I'll go) How high are the stilts? Ah, two meters four. God, that's a potato on a bamboo pole. ) "You are so old, and you are still fooling around." "Is life in sports?" "Wrong, life is still. Look at that turtle. It has lived motionless for many years. "You don't look at the tortoise, you look at me. I used to be a sick seedling. After the square dance, very good, big sister. You call it retirement syndrome. The more you don't stand, the less you can stand up. You must grind it in the field. The more you grind, the healthier you are. " "The shorter the grinding. Ok, ok, no one will take you to play today. Go home. . . . . .
There are many classic quotations 1 in this sketch. People are miniature, but their hearts are obscene. 2. foxes that have been around for thousands of years, what serial do you play? 3. Life lies in stillness. See how many years the tortoise has lived. Isn't that Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? This is not a fairy tale, this is a horror movie. 5. Cai Ming: No wonder I want to slap you so much. Pan Changjiang: You old ladies are more difficult to serve than Cixi. Cai Ming: Have you served Cixi? 7. disgusting. Open the damn door. That's disgusting. 8. God, that's a potato on a bamboo pole. 9. Pan Changjiang: Ground grinding is necessary for people to be grounded. The more you grind, the healthier you are. Cai Ming: The shorter the better! In particular, this sentence: you think that people like you who stand up as if they didn't stand up have already stood up. What reason do I have to sit? When grandpa was expelled from the national standard coach, the old lady stepped forward and became his partner, and hung up the phone angrily.
This sketch wrote interesting stories about my grandmother's generation in a humorous way, which I think is very real and good.