First, humorous sentences about losing weight
1. How to lose weight if you are not full?
Even the King of Tonga ordered the nation to lose weight.
As a stranger alone in a foreign land, you gain three pounds every holiday.
4. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.
Actually, I will lose weight. I just gained weight for a while and had a good time.
6. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.
7. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
8. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.
Thanks to being a fat man, he can pinch his stomach when he is sad.
10. If women are not cruel to themselves, men will be cruel to women.
Second, funny sentences about losing weight
1. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.
Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight.
Don't always talk about losing weight. I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest.
When it comes to being broad-minded and fat, it makes me depressed at the thought of my weight.
I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?
6. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.
7. People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?
No one will say you are O 'Neill's cousin even if you are tanned all over.
9. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
10. Women who weigh more than three figures have no future and can only be more cruel to themselves.
Third, lose weight humorous quotations
1. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".
You must come when I lose weight, because seeing you will make me lose my appetite.
I found the thief stole my wallet and tried to chase it, but the thief couldn't run fast and knew you couldn't catch up.
Don't grin when taking pictures, right? You dare not wear light pants, do you? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man.
I tell you, this is a cruel society. Don't think you have real skills. Appearance is more important.
6. Fat people are mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.
7. Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them, which makes them feel sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.
Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career, so you are not alone. Many people around you are your comrades-in-arms.
9. Because you live on14th floor, you won't have the idea of hiding in a friend's house when you find a three-day maintenance notice posted at the elevator door.
10. I was going to lose weight into a lightning bolt this year, blinding you, and I didn't want to become a nut wall, blocking your sight.