(Wulitou Campus Funny Drama)

Roles: little handsome sheep, little sweet sheep, gentleman wolf, stupid bear

[The curtain rises. Forest scenery. Cheerful music.

[On the second sheep.

Little handsome sheep: (singing) I walk, walk, walk until I come to this good place. Green grass and flowers are in full bloom. I came to the mountains to eat grass ... the scenery here is so beautiful that we all had a good time.

Sweet sheep: (singing) I'm a girl ... (learning TV slogans) Look here, look here, there is food everywhere ... Oh, I'm rich this time. ...

While eating grass happily, two sheep sang and danced excitedly.

[Wolf on the gentleman. The music became similar to the tune of "Devils Entering the Village".

Mr Wolf: (to Taiwan Province) Stop the music! Stop, stop. Why can't you teach? If you want to score music, you have to get music that matches the characters in the play! Am I that ugly? For the purpose of lyricism ... (for the audience) For the needs of the plot, let me make an introduction first. I despise the wolf, and I am proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and music. Therefore, there is a nickname called "Confucian Wolf" in the Jianghu. You can call me Mr. Wolf or Mr. Wolf. Secondly, I want to send you a little poem, which says: Walking in all directions, the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi, a gentleman wolf from the north, wandering alone in the wilderness with infinite longing for a better life ... Hehe, now get down to business ... (performance) I'm hungry, I'm hungry, I'm thirsty, I'm thirsty, and so on. (Seeing two sheep) Hey, there's food! It's (singing) a sister Lin who fell from the sky ... see how I deal with you! I crept forward, only to step on the air and fall into the trap set by the hunter. Ouch! Oh, my God.

The wolf jumped around in the trap, but he just couldn't get out.

Mr. Wolf: (scolding) Which evil spirit dug such a deep trap?

[Hunter voiceover: That's how you treat a bad guy like you!

Mr. Wolf: (startled) Who are you?

[Hunter voiceover: Hunter!

Mr. Wolf: Oh, my God!

[Hunter voiceover: Wait for my shotgun! Ha ha ha ha ... (voice fades)

Mr. Wolf: (in fear) Ah! No, no, don't come, don't come! I didn't realize until I saw nothing for a long time. ) Well, it was a false alarm. It turns out that this is an illusion ... (White) What bad luck, the sheep didn't eat, but their lives were not guaranteed ... (Urgent) What can be done? what can I do? Now I really understand what "ants on hot bricks" are ... (Blinking eyes) Yes, this trick may work! (Shouting) Help! Help!

Little handsome sheep: Sister Sweet Sheep, listen, who seems to be calling for help?

Sweet sheep: Why didn't I hear it?

Little handsome sheep: You are so absorbed in eating grass that you can't hear it too loudly.

Mr wolf: help me! Help me! (White) Why can't anyone hear you?

Sweet Sheep: Brother Handsome Sheep, I heard you! Help in English! It seems to be not far ahead.

Little handsome sheep: Yes. Let's find it!

【 Two sheep followed the sound and found the trap.

Little handsome sheep: (at first glance) it's the wolf!

Sweet sheep: Wolf!

Mr. Wolf: Handsome and beautiful, help me!

Little handsome sheep: You are a big bad guy!

Sweet sheep: big bad guy!

Mr. Wolf: (with a runny nose and tears) Help me, I am old and young ... It doesn't matter if I die here, but what about the children at home? They're starving!

Little handsome sheep: It serves you right! You also have today!

Mr. Wolf: You can't kill yourself! As the saying goes, watching chess is not a real gentleman. It is a villain who comes from destruction. Would you like to be a villain?

Little handsome sheep: Ignore him and let's go!

Mr. Wolf: Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. You saved me, you are merciful bodhisattvas!

Sweet sheep: No! We saved you, and you will eat us!

Gentleman Wolf: How can I eat Bodhisattva? I promise I will never hurt you! Uncle and aunt, eldest brother and sister-in-law, have pity on me!

Little handsome sheep: Don't believe him!

Little Sweet Sheep: (moved with compassion) Brother Little Handsome Sheep, look how pathetic he is!

Little handsome sheep: Does he pity us when he eats our compatriots?

Mr. Wolf: I swear to God, as long as you save me, I will never eat sheep again!

Sweet sheep: (to the handsome sheep) Look, he swears. ...

Little handsome sheep: I don't care, I'm not full yet! (Stand aside and continue to eat grass)

Little Sweet Sheep: (Chen) has no sympathy at all.

Mr. Wolf: Little girl, (singing) only you are a great sheep. Only you will always have a kind bodhisattva heart. ...

[Little Sweet Sheep can't stand Mr. Wolf's repeated entreaties and coaxing, so she found a rope on the side and pulled the Wolf out of the trap with difficulty.

Mr. Wolf: (White) Hey, it feels good to be free again! (glancing at the sweet lamb) This lamb looks white and fat. It must be delicious! Look, my mouth is watering ... but for her sake, I'll go first! (To Little Sweet Sheep) Kind and beautiful little girl, since you saved my life, please help me to the end!

Sweet sheep: How to save it?

Mr. Wolf: I'm starving now. If I don't eat, I will die. Please fill my stomach!

Sweet sheep: (scared) You swore that as long as I saved you, you would never hurt us again!

Mr. Wolf: In the future, now is now. (revealing a ferocious face) No.8 Road, you have to give it if you don't give it, and you have to give it if you give it! (A little sweet sheep)

Little Sweet Sheep: (pleading) Mr. Wolf, Wolf King, Lao Wolf, give me a break! I haven't lived enough. ...

Mr. Wolf: I haven't lived enough either! I was born to eat meat. How can I spare you?

Sweet sheep: (shouting in despair) Help! Help! Brother, help me!

Mr. Wolf: (teasing) Give a shout, it will make you feel better. You are always too soft-hearted, too soft-hearted ... hehe! Fool!

Little handsome sheep: (hearing the sound, running from a distance) Put people under your paws!

【 Little handsome sheep rushed forward to fight with the wolf, but where is the wolf's opponent, he was also thrown to the ground by the wolf.

Mr. Wolf: You're trying to save the United States by being a hero? Admit it ... stew you first, because you are selfish and free from destruction; (To Little Sweet Sheep) I'll steam you again, because your limbs are developed and your mind is simple ... (Get carried away) Hey, let's eat two sheep together and have a bunch of sheep, cool!

【 Two sheep can't escape the minions of the gentleman wolf, and the stupid bear hums "Gardenia Blossoms".

Stupid bear: (to the audience emotionally) Gardenias bloom, and youth is no longer … old! (sudden change of tone) But my heart is always young! Allegro: It is said that there is a flower in Rhapsody in July. The old man is sixty-eight now. Who said he was tofu residue and returned it to Shuai Shuai? Everyone, young and old, praised him. ...

Sweet Sheep: Grandpa Stupid Bear, help!

Stupid bear: Who called for help? (At first sight) It's you!

Mr. Wolf: Hello, Mr. Xiong, nice to meet you!

Stupid Bear: Nice to meet you, too! What, playing games?

Mr. Wolf: Yes, we are playing a puzzle game. Being smart is more difficult than being confused ... Hehe,

Stupid bear: You are still young. You are such an "old child"!

Little handsome sheep: (used his quick wits) Grandpa Xiong, please teach me!

Stupid bear: What's the reason?

Mr. Wolf: (white) What's the point of your dying? Well, in order to show the good reputation of this humble wolf, you can comment on the stupid bear. (white) I want to eat anyway.

Little handsome sheep: The old wolf fell into a trap. We saved him, but he tried to eat us.

Sweet sheep: I saved him because I felt sorry for him. He also swore to heaven that as long as I saved him, he would never eat sheep again!

Stupid Bear: Wolf, can this happen?

Mr. Wolf: I swore I would never eat sheep again, but that doesn't mean I won't eat now! You see, I'm hungry now (pretending to be hungry) ...

Stupid bear: It's not easy! Here you are. Do you want this? (takes out a pack of instant noodles) This is delicious and spicy!

Mr. Wolf: No! Contains the carcinogen "Sudan Red".

Stupid bear: How about this one? (takes out a piece of chocolate) A brand that gamblers like to eat.

Mr. Wolf: No, it's no use betting on the fairy's favorite food! Eating too much of this stuff will make you fat! Can't you see I'm losing weight?

Stupid Bear: What do you want?

Mr. Wolf: I want to eat roast whole lamb. Do you?

Stupid bear: (to himself) What can I do? (Tons) Yes! (Busy taking out a bottle of "brain relaxation" oral liquid and drinking it) To be fair, you are both right! However, what you hear is false, and what you see is true. Please put the matter through a performance and let me see it with my own eyes, so that I can make a fair and just judgment.

Mr. Wolf: I told you that you would uphold justice. Ok, I'll show it to you right away! Lighting, stereo, costume props ... get ready! (White) Hehe, acting is my strong point! (Suddenly thinking) Oh, by the way, do you want to make up?

Stupid Bear: You were born beautiful, handsome and cool. What are you pretending?

Mr. Wolf: OK, let's get started! Is there a time limit?

Stupid bear: Yes, yes, three minutes!

Mr. Wolf: OK, I'm on the move! (Suddenly thinking of something) Oh, one more thing? Is there an appearance fee?

Stupid Bear: Are you bored?

Mr. Wolf: Now it is a market economy, and everything should be linked to economic benefits. This is not a benefit performance! Tell me, what is the appearance fee? If it's less, don't do it!

Stupid Bear: Why are you so vulgar? I know about Qian Qian's money,

Mr. Wolf: Although money is not everything, but ...

Stupid Bear: You can't do anything without money.

Gentleman Wolf: Correct answer, plus ten points!

Stupid bear: OK, OK, one minute 1000, the market, OK? (To the audience) In order to invite you to the urn, don't say 1000, but I have to say 10000!

Mr wolf: that's more like it! All right! (He jumps into the trap and pretends) Help! help ...

Stupid bear: (Seeing the wolf jump up, touching his heart, relieved) That was close! (helping two sheep) It's a good thing I came in time, otherwise. ...

Two sheep: We will be steamed sheep in brown sauce …

[Bear and others come to the trap.

Stupid bear: Is it delicious? !

Mr. Wolf: Delicious!

Stupid bear: (finger trap) That's what I'm talking about.

Mr. Wolf: I thought you were talking about those two little sheep! (grimacing) No, no, it tastes terrible! (Suddenly thinking of something) Hey, stupid bear, I forgot to sign a contract with you. Don't cheat

Stupid bear: Hehe!

Gentleman Wolf: Cheating is a puppy ... (I haven't seen two sheep play for a long time, reproachfully) Hey ... are you going to play or not? Forget it, I don't have time to play with you!

Stupid bear: When you die, you need money to make pies as the boss? !

Mr. Wolf: What's the matter?

Stupid Bear: Think for yourself!

Mr. Wolf: (suddenly realize) Ah! Trapped! This, this, what to do! Mr. Wolf, you have a skill, first-class talent and first-class acting skills ... You want to eat roast whole sheep, but you are still in the dark after drilling a trap! Being a hero is really a waste ... (pleading) Dear heroes, you adults should leave the villain alone, just give me a break this time, and I promise to make a resolute correction!

Stupid Bear: Impossible! No way!

Mr. Wolf: I wrote a letter of guarantee, a confession and an apology in the newspaper ... You should believe it, right?

The bear still ignores the wolf.

Mr. Wolf: (urgent) What do you want from me? Do you want me to rip out my heart before you believe it?

Stupid bear: Ungrateful guy, wait for the hunter to pick you up!

Mr. Wolf: (hanging his chest and stamping his feet) But before he conquered, he was dead, and the heroes cried on their coats from then on ... God, how did this happen? I envy talents ... (like eggplant beaten by frost)

Stupid bear: It's called karma!

Yang Er: Grandpa Xiong, thank you for saving us.

Stupid bear: (takes out his brain to relax) Thanks to this, I feel a little relaxed and have a better plan! (To the audience) Audience friends, in the future, you should completely change the concept that a stupid bear is a stupid bear!

Sheep: Grandpa, I want to drink too!

Stupid Bear: All right! Have one! Son, you have to learn your lesson this time! Remember-kindness must be independent! In addition, in case of danger, move here more! (of the brain)

Yang Er: (blushing) Grandpa Xiong, we know!

[Music begins. Three people in high spirits.

-The end of the play-