2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha, ketchup …
The wolf said, "I will eat you!" ! ! "Guess what?
As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.
4. The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. ..........
Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.
Rice cake! ! !
5. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl?
Answer the boy because jiaozi has a foreskin.
6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !
7. The matchstick suddenly felt itchy, so I reached out to scratch it and burned myself to death …
8. Once upon a time, there was a bird.
He passes through a cornfield every day.
But unfortunately,
One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.
All the corn has turned into popcorn.
After the bird flew over, ...
I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...
9. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified?
When buying instant noodles
10. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, and time waits for no one.
A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."
Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."
A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."
Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."
A song: "In a few decades."
Appa: Tomb-Sweeping Day.