When I was a child, I ate watermelon, a 20 kg watermelon. My father and I shared it, and then I stopped eating the second meal. I remember once asking my mother, "Why is my stomach as big as my father?" I remember my mother said, "Because you are your father's daughter, you have to do it!" " ! It doesn't matter. When you grow up, your stomach will get smaller. "I am grown up now, and my stomach is still growing. I have been in a normal pregnancy state for 5 months. I dare not wear tight clothes!
One thing I met in a summer, I was really embarrassed after knowing it! At that time, I shared a residential area with a friend of mine, and the distance between our two places of work was not far. One afternoon, we got off work together and rode bicycles, but we couldn't move each other halfway. I have no choice but to take the bus. To tell the truth, the bus No.30 in Hefei is so fucking crowded that I am not used to taking it after my freshman graduation. After I got on the bus that day, it was still very crowded. Opposite me stood a 40-year-old uncle with many bags in his hand. I looked at him and he looked at me. Suddenly he said, "Come and sit down. I'll get off at once and get up again. " At that time, I was secretly happy: what a kind man! Give my sister-in-law a cold seat in such a big summer. You're welcome. Sit down!
Later, I got off at the station and found this uncle still in the car. Actually, I wonder why this uncle said he would get off soon. After shaking my head, I saw that my friend came by bike. She asked me what happened. I said, "I met a kind-hearted man in the car just now, and he gave me his seat." Do you think I should buy lottery tickets today? " Then this guy walked around me several times and said, "If I were that uncle, I would give you my seat, too." I can't believe I didn't even react. She added, "Look at your skirt and tighten it a little." I did, and then this, this. Okay ... I'm just a little fat. Don't hurt me like this.
The second experience: I went to the Taobao shop to buy food one day. I sprained my waist a few days ago. I used to hold my waist when I walked. At that time, the showcase was quite high, so I held my waist in one hand and my feet in the other. I heard someone shout, "hey, wait a minute, I'll get it for you!" " "I didn't notice. I don't know what I said, so I kept eating. Then I was shocked by the manager, looked at me and said, "Are you going to take that spicy thing?" I said, "Yes. "He said," If you are so competitive, let us help you. "I was thinking, this service is really good. When it was time to check out, the man said, "Are these for your family or for you?" I said, "I ate! I like spicy food. " Then embarrassed, he said, "Ah ... you can't eat it. You're kidding. It's been six months! "Close call. Can't eat! " Then I rolled my eyes: "boss, I didn't tell you I was pregnant, I was fat, I was pregnant!" " Not pregnant, okay? After being still for n seconds ... the boss said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry ..." But I've never been to that store again!
Later experiences involved many buses. Basically, every time you take the bus, someone will give up your seat! What can I say? Go ahead! I'll take mine